Chapter 7


     In San Dimas, 2689, De Nomolos was looking through the window to see the sun about to set, creating a red, evil glow towards him. On his desk, the voice over speaker said, "Mr. De Nomolos, they're here." He walks up to his desk and pushed the button, saying, "let them in." He lets go of the button with anger and stress in his eyes. Bursting through the door was Evil Bill and Evil Ted with a serious look on their face. "Are you serious De Nomolos?" asked Ted, "We were about to check out the new Star Wars movie in 2015. You totally have to kill it for us." De Nomolos was annoyed and spoiled what happened in the movie as Bill and Ted groaned and yell in anger. "You're a dickweed dude," said Bill. "Well I don't care. Look, the reason why I called both of you is I want you to kill Bill and Ted but instead, you killed a family member." "It's better to kill my own father so I won't exist instead of killing the stupid me," said Ted with a serious tone. "But did I say to kill Mr. Logan?" De Nomolos face palm with anger as he sighed. "Why did I even waste my time to make you two retards? You're even more retarded than before." He rubs his eyes and looks at them, noticed they got closer to him. He looks at them in confusion and asked, "What is it? Get out of my sight before I destroy-" immediately, his eyes turned widen with pain as he looks down to see a huge cut mark and blood appearing in his chest. He looks up at both Bill and Ted as they smirked at him. Ted slowly pulled out a knife behind him that is dripping with blood and slowly waved at him like it is goodbye. "We're just doing our job dude," said Bill. De Nomolos fell on his knees and hits the ground, lying dead. Bill and Ted walked up to the dead body and dragged him to a nearby closet. Ted opens both doors of the closet as Bill shoves the body of De Nomolos in the closet. He grunts and pushed with all his might as he said, "why does he have to be so fucking fat? At least lose weight dude." "Maybe he should've taken Zumba class," said Ted, watching Bill doing all the work. Bill continues to push De Nomolos in the closet as he finally manage to keep the body inside the closet. He closed both closet doors and locks it with a key. He pants as he looks at Ted with anger. "You know, it would've been quicker if you hadn't sit your ass on a chair and watch me do all the work." "How was I supposed to know?" asked Ted. Bill held his hand half up as he gave him a 'really dude?' stare and forgets it. He walks to the desk and opens a drawer, pulling out a rag and throws it to Ted. "Since you didn't manage to help me hide his fat-ass body, you're cleaning the blood," said Bill. Ted looks at the rag and groans. "Hey. Don't groan dude. Just be happy we don't have to follow orders from De Nomolos," said Bill as he rummages through his desk, looking at cabinet files about how to rule the future and destroy Bill and Ted.

Back at San Dimas, 1989, after Sherlock, Bill and Ted wiped off the blood color in Ted's room, they sat in chairs with drinks and snacks on the table. Bill and Ted sat next to each other on the sofa and Sherlock sat on Mr. Logan's soft, red chair with swirl patterns in the living room. Bill looks at Ted, noticed the fear in his eyes. He took a deep breath and said, "Ted. I believed we are framed from the other uses." Ted looks at Bill with confusion as he said, "wait a minute. How can the other uses frame us? We didn't do anything wrong with them. Did we?" Bill sighed and answered, "Ted you bonehead. Of course we did do something wrong to the other uses. We built good robot uses to destroy the evil Bill and Ted and took De Nomolos to prison. De Nomolos must've done the time game to break out of prison and manage to make another evil version of us but made them stronger and way smarter." Ted started to scratch his head in confusion and asked, "but why would they kill my father?" Sherlock looks at Ted and said, "maybe they want him to be dead so your anxiety level will go high, making you go insane and leading up to suicide." Bill and Ted looked at Sherlock in shock. "Whoa dude," said Bill, "that's dark." Ted stood up from his seat and walk towards the window. He sat on the edge of the window and looks outside. Everything was quiet and the street lights were on, shining on the street and sidewalks. A couple people pass by and few cars drove by but the time was just right. Ted looks at his watch. 32 minutes passing 6 at night. Sherlock grabs the cup by the handle and slowly sips his tea. Surprisingly enough, Ted knows how to make his mother's signature mint lemon tea. He looks at his cup and said, "I'm sorry gentlemen. I didn't mean to sound very deep." Ted shrugs and Bill said, "it's alright Mr. Holmes. We appreciate your words of wisdom." As Sherlock finished his drink, he placed his cup back on the table and stood up; pulling out his pocket watch to see it was 40 minutes passing 2 in the morning, London time. "Oh dear," Sherlock spoke in fear, "It seems it is really late for me. May I have a ride back home?" Bill nods his head and leads Sherlock outside. Before he steps outside, he looks at Ted and asked, "Aren't you coming?" Ted looks at Bill with fear in his eyes as he walks towards him. He looks into Bill's blue grey eyes, a call for save me from this heinous madness. Bill grabs his hand and holds it, letting Ted know he's here and won't leave by his side. He led Ted outside to catch up with Sherlock, seeing him entering the phone booth. He noticed Bill and Ted holding hands as he asked, "are you two a couple?" Bill and Ted looked at each other and back at Sherlock as they both said in sarcasm, "no shit Sherlock", which made both Bill and Ted laugh. "But really Sherlock, we're not a couple," said Bill, "I don't want Ted to go into madness since what we all saw in his room." Sherlock raised an eyebrow and shrugs it off. Once the three trio enters the phone booth, Bill grabs the phone and Ted helped dial the number back to London, 1889, since they're still holding hands. It may sound like they're gay but let's face it, it happens to everyone. What's wrong with best friends holding hands? As Ted finished dialing the number, the phone booth disappears and lands in London in front of Sherlock's home. Sherlock steps out of the phone booth and waves goodbye at Bill and Ted as the phone booth disappears. Once the phone booth made a hard crash landing in front of Ted's home, Bill and Ted lost balance and fell on top of each other. Bill on top of Ted and Ted on the bottom of Bill, which made them really uncomfortable. They got away from each other and blushed in embarrassment. They helped each other up and exit the phone booth. Once they start walking towards Ted's place, Bill asked, "Hey. Mind if I sleepover at your place? My parents won't be gone until 2 days." Ted shrugged and answered, "Sure. I was going to ask you the same thing. I totally need a protector." Bill raised an eyebrow, making Ted realize what he just said. Ted began to stutter, trying to find the right words to replace 'protector' as Bill said calmly, "just shut up, Ted."


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