Avgn:the game is fucking shit,simple put(drinks some beer and sits on his couch)ugh,i gotta stop playing shitty games.or possibly find a good game to review,but the problem is I CANT FIND ANY!i need to play some of todays games...ps3?nah,xbox?no!atari Jaguar?WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STILL DOING HERE!(throws the atari Jaguar away)okay the wii?no...the wii u?...i got plans for that one!oh duh!my pc!aka the nerd commadore VR pc!heh,forgot this updates on any pc game.so what to review...counter strike?nah,gmod?ill only use that on livestreams someday(seriously james,make livestreams of gmod!),doki doki literature club?...hmmmm...ill give this one a shot

Much later

Nerd:wow they worked on it too much,turning into shit by accident,and i cant even USE THE GOD DAMN ESCAPE BUTTON!WHAT IS THIS?!SONIC.EXE DATING SIMULATOR?!*sighs*atleast i have 5 of these things(throws his pc/commadore 64/whatever he uses for pc games out of the door)geez,unlike most dating simulators,its horor,oh well,atleast this one isnt on ps4 or xbox one and-(sees the pc glitch up)...what the hell?

Monika came out of the pc

Monika:...

Nerd:(pulls out his zapper)what do you want?TO MAKE ALL MY GAMES EVEN SHITTER?!

Monika:...your not my love(walks off)

...

Nerd:im married.why i need to be told that?(shurgs and shuts the door)wait...(has a flashback)

Flashback

Spoony:look nerd,that game,is dangrous,dont play it

Nerd:heh,dont worry,i have a wife,why do i even play dating simulators?

Spoony:uh...

Flashback ended

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Nerd:...SHIT!