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damiwayne: he actually did it..
↳ damiwayne: he left gotham..
↳ damiwayne: can't say i miss him, but this is a bit of a surprise.

brucewayne: Good Lord...
↳ brucewayne: Jason, get your ass back in Gotham.
↳ toddster: nah.
↳ toddster: this fine ass is staying in its first class seat

dickiebird: jaybird, you're the biggest shitstirrer i know. leaving the country just because all of gotham thinks you're adorable? a bit overdramatic.
↳ timbo: a bit?

timbo: gotham thinks i'm adorable too, and i don't mind. in fact, i agree 💁‍♀️

toddster: i hope i crash. i'll die just as i lived; the centre of attention.
↳ dickiebird: akfkfkfm

toddster: quick update: the air hostess is hot. with any luck, this'll turn out just like the toxic music video

toddster: another update: a crying baby causes suicide rates to rise drastically on gotham air's finest plane.
↳ timbo: a baby in first class? has bruce adopted someone else? i'm not even surprised anymore.
↳ brucewayne: No new children. After this stunt, I think I need to retire.
↳ alfredpennyworth: Agreed.