Women are such fickle creatures. So difficult to understand. I wish I could hack and slash their problems with one swing of my elegantly ribboned axe, but not even that could have much of an effect. 

  I'll be living with them, starting today. The young female Kagamine, the womanly Meiko and Megurine, the darling Megpoid, the not-so-female Kasane, and the top diva Hatsune. "So much females..."

  I slide open the front door, scanning everything in sight from the moment I walk inside. I observe their habitat, which will soon be my own. I inhale the estrogen, my nose wiggling at the aroma they give off. Who could want more than this?

  With my stuffed animal secure in my left hand, I open my arms to my new home."Will they be bad girls? Full of bitterness and spirit? Or good girls, to which this country holds dear? Tsunderes, yanderes, everything a female can be!"I sing joyfully. "Won't someone please show them to me?"

  "You're here already!"My joyful grin turns sour as the Hatsune appears. I observe her closely. Is this an imposter? Short hair?

   Hatsune bows, quite politely, I may add." I am Hatsune Miku, as you may know. I take it you are Miss Mayu?"

    "Greetings." I return her politeness, then reel in close to feel her hair."So soft, so smooth." To spite I whip back mine, each strand perfectly collected, fluffy as sponge cake.

  "Thank you," Hatsune smiles crookedly, so I return the crooked smile.

  "If you smile like that, one gets uncomfortable, hm?"

  "Y-yes."

  I smile a real smile this time around, which you can call fake if you please. I don't much care for Hatsune."I'd love to see the fabled Kasane, if you will."

  Hatsune, obviously glad to see me ready to bother someone else, gladly accepts, yelling for her friend. Seconds later, a touchy Kasane appears, wrapping me up with her embrace.

  I shudder at the close contact. "A female...." Gladly, Kasane isn't much of a female, and her embrace is quite comfortable. I'm rather enjoying it, as is Kasane, much to Hatsune's chagrin.

  "That's enough, Teto."Her face puffs with the most adorable sense of jealousy, and I enjoy it so much, I turn and give Kasane an embrace of my own.

  " I'm Teto! Nice to meetcha, Mayu!"

  "First-name basis, Hatsune!"

  "Urgh!!!" Hatsune's eyes darkly gleam, and I take a step away from her, pushing Kasane away before I'm turned to ice.

  The blue-haired girl quickly smiles now that I've left her adored one alone, and I pick up my ribboned axe and bring it down harshly on the kitchen table."I'm hungry now."

  "Ehhh?!"

  I sheepishly giggle. Did you all expect anything more? Ah, this will be a fun experience. "Cake, please."