URARAKA P.O.V

Today I accidentally left my phone at home so I had zero idea what time it was and after Bakugou had helped me up from me clumsily falling, I ran after him up the hill. Bakugou made it first and I accidentally slammed into his back once, at the U.A entrance thinking I was late. I heard a "tch" as I said sorry and went the opposite direction as him to get to class. I thought I was clear of him but as I walked through the cafeteria, I slammed into him again. I apologized again and rushed off, still thinking I was late. Now we were going different routes to our class and I was so sure I wouldn't slam into him again. As I was walking through the hall towards our class, I was looking at my feet so when I didn't see Bakugou standing in the middle of the hall doing who knows what. And you know what happens next. I slammed into him yet again.  Bakugou let out another "tch" and walked into the classroom, kicking open then door. I raced into the class after him to see no one. I then remembered that Mr. Aizawa said we were going on a field trip today. They left us. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo" I shouted in front of Bakugou. "What the hell are you doing!?" I turned around to see Mr. Aizawa in his cocoon behind his desk. Huh? "I-IIthoughtIwaslateandthatyoulefttothefieldtripwithoutmeandIwasreallyscaredbutyourrightthere?" I barely knew what I was saying. Neither did Aizawa. But somehow Bakugou knew. "Look at the clock you floaty fuck." Bakugou said pointing at the clock. I looked and the time was 7:53. Wow I was worried for nothing. I felt really embarrassed now and slouched over to my seat. And my brain kept having flashbacks to when he lent me a hand after I fell. Why do I keep thinking about it?

Bakugou P.O.V

After telling her not to get used to it, I rushed up the hill. I made it to the front entrance of U.A when a certain clumsy idiot slammed into me. It was the Floaty fuck. I let out a tch and went the opposite direction from her knowing we were early. I hoped she would slam into me again but as I was walking through the cafeteria, she slammed into me. Again. I let ou another tch as she repeatedly apologized and then we went in opposite directions again. I walked to the classroom and stood in the hall making sure I had everything. When I had just put my bag again, the floaty fuck slammed into me. AGAIN. I let out another tch and kicked the classroom door open. I walked to my seat and saw Mr. Aizawa sleeping in his yellow cocoon. I was about start studying when the Floaty Fuck came in and started yelling her fucking lungs out. Like wtf!? "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo"She yelled. It was loud enough to wake up Mr. Aizawa. "What the hell are you doing!?" Mr. Aizawa grumbled from his sleeping bag. Ha! Her face when she realized Mr. Aizawa was there. I knew she was going to start speed talking so I prepared myself and...."I-IIthoughtIwaslateandthatyoulefttothefieldtripwithoutmeandIwasreallyscaredbutyourrightthere?" She said fucking fast. I realized we were supposed to be going to the U.S.J today. Eh. I also heard tha she thought she was late or something like that so naturally I had to embarrass her. "Look at the clock you floaty fuck." I said while pointing to the clock above the door. Her face flushed red. Wow. What an Idiot. She slouched over to her seat while I smirked at her. For the last quiet moments in class with her and Mr. Aizawa before everyone else came, pictures of her flustered face kept popping into my head. 

Third person P.O.V

By 8:30, everyone was in the classroom and the classroom was loud. lemme tell you. When I say loud, I mean loud. So- Most people came in at once. That's one reason. They saw Uraraka and Bakugou there together. That's another. Then they saw their Hero costumes out and ran to find theirs. Then Kaminari thought it would be a good idea to electrify the cake Sato made for Mr. Aizawa electrifying Mr. Aizawa and waking him up in the process. On the other side of the room, Kouda accidentally called like 15 birds in and then went into the bathroom so the birds were going wild. Kirishima got three out and closed every single window thinking he got em all but he didn't so now the birds had no way of getting out cause no one remembered how to open the windows. Kirishima then started pestering Bakugou to fucking explode the birds but Bakugou said it wasn't his problem and started having a contest of "Who can yell the loudest" to determine weather or not he would. Todoroki went over to a cupboard as closed himself in thinking he could get away from all the birds but he found 5 more in a nest in the cupboard and ran out screaming, knocking over the cupboard in the process. Momo created umbrellas so they could avoid getting pooped on but when she was about to hand the last umbrella to Mineta, he got pooped on. Everyone screamed, moved away from him and sat (or stood) on their desks and since Mineta was so short, he couldn't reach them. But he was fine with that. He tried to look up Momo's skirt which ended up with Momo making a large baton and swinging it around knocking over a stack of water jugs in the corner. The floor began flooding and Momo stood on her desk using the baton to shove Mineta into the water. Meanwhile when the fight between Kaminari, Satou and Mr. Aizawa realized water was up to their knees, they stopped their dispute for a minute to climb on desks. Then they continued fighting with whatever distance fighting materials they could find near their desks. Aizawa and Satou teamed up on the guy that ruined their cake and took the meter sticks near the whiteboard and swung them at Kaminari turning on the water tap at the sink in the corner by accident (don't ask me why there's a sink in the corner of the class. Maybe for science experiments.). Kaminari picked up a chair and threw it for a counter attack. This took out Satou  and it was Teacher Vs Student. 

Deku, Todoroki, Iida and Uraraka were trying to find a rational way to move (or kill) the birds when they realized the water was almost up to their desk level. They all thought of the idea at the same time. Drown the birds. They all got up and tried to drown the birds. Deku turned on One For All and started using it to help him move across the classroom. He jumped across tables with Iida who was using his boosters. Iida wuicky crossed a big gap between the tables to catch a bird and even though he drowned it, he got fell into the water himself. Deku was still trying to cross the gap when he saw Momo Yaoyorozu float by on top of an umbrella using a baton to shove Mineta all the way underwater. He decided to help Momo and himself and used Mineta as a stepping stone, then made his way across the tables to catch birds. Todoroki froze the water underneath his feat like elsa didd in Frozen 2 and managed to catch a bird. Uraraka decided to float herself an be a bird but then she couldn't figure out how to move in the air. She tried swimming through it. That didn't work. She tried blowing herself through it. That didn't work either. Finally, Jiro used her earphone jacks to pull her from the front so she could catch dem birds. She also banged around the ceiling a lot and broke three lightbulbs but we don't talk about that. She caught 3 birds in total. 

When the water got deep enough, Tsuyu Asui decided that she wouldn't be able to contain herself any longer staring at the beautiful water. She took off her uniform to reveal a U.A swimming suit underneath it. Like why on earth is she wearing a swimsuit!? It was almost as it she were preparing for this day. She jumped into the water making a splash and drenching Sero, Ojirou, Shouji, Aoyama, and poor unsuspecting Kouda who came back from the bathroom before the flood staring at the mess he accidentally caused. Meanwhile back with Deku, Iida, and Todoroki, well... they cause a bit of a mess. The water had just rising up to the table level and with the splashing, the tables were slippery. Iida had just gotten back up from falling in the water when Todoroki slammed into Deku, sending him flying, and then Deku slammed into Iida, sending him flying, then Iida slammed into Kaminari, sending him flying, and Kaminari slammed into Jirou, send her flying (with her earphone jack still wrapped around Uraraka dragging her), who slammed into the group of boys that Tsuyu had splashed, sending them flying, who slammed into Momo, sending her flying, slamming into Kirishima and Bakugou, sending them flying, who slammed into Hagakure, sending her flying, who slammed into Mina, sending her flying, slamming into Tokoyami, sending him flying, slamming into Aizawa, and all landing in a pile, in the water, by the door. The only ones not in the pile were Satou, who was previously hit by Kaminari's chair, and Mineta. Who was almost dead thanks to Momo. The water was now up to neck level for a normal person and everyone at the bottom of the pile was about to drown. 

Shinsou was invited to a training class in the hero course at the U.S.J because he had taken down a villain with his brainwashing quirk a few days ago. He was standing outside the massive class 1-A door about to walk in when he heard a bang. He decided not to think much of it so he knocked three times and opened the door. He was greeted by a large stream of water that knocked him over as he was about to say hi. As he was being washed away, he saw what looked like the entire class in a pile by the door. Rough. Shinsou stood up and watched the water flow down the hallway and called the office. "Hi principal Nezu? This is Shinsou. You might wanna come see class 1-A" then he hung up the phone. "GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU SHIT STICKS" He heard Bakugou yell. The water was still coming but he didn't know where so he just stared at the pile of future heroes. "Turn off the water you motherfucker!"Aizawa croaked from the bottom of the pile pointing to the sink at the corner that Shinsou didn't even notice. 

Principal Nezu was peacefully drinking his tea watching another episode of his soap opera when the office phone rang. He was gonna ignore it but then decided to answer it. He had no idea what was about to happen. He sighed and stood on a stool to pick it up. "Hi principal Nezu? This is Shinsou. You might wanna come see class 1-A" He assumed something interesting happened cause of the amused tone when he saw water leak into his office. He quickly picked up Aizawa's cat and left it on the couch because he knew if something happened to Aizawa's cat he would be dead. He then walked through the water up to class 1-A to see every single class in the entire upper left side of the cafeteria standing infront of the doors. He pusheed past them and saw the absolute mess the class was in. "What on earth happened here?"

A/N

I actually thought this was funny so if ya'll don't think so.... the please don't mention the fact that I have a weird sense of humour.