BAKUGOU P.O.V

          I sighed. How the hell could they not cook. I mean- It's the easiest fucking thing ever. My thoughts were interrupted by a knock on a window coming from my bedroom. There was only one person it could be. That Floaty Fuck. I groaned out loud and stomped to the door to my balcony. "What the hell you do want you little shit!?" I screamed while opening the door. "I came for my jacket." Uraraka said. "I also heard a bunch of screaming so I came over." She practically invited herself in and walked to the kitchen. I shut the door and stomped after her to my kitchen. When she walked in everyone screamed of excitement and went to hug each other and turned the music louder. I flopped over on my couch. They practically act like they own this apartment now. "Hey Bakubro can we invite Kaminari and Sero over??" Kirishima screamed over the music. "Whatever. You guys own this fucking apartment now right?" Shitty hair immediately turned to his phone while Floaty and Racoon eyes danced around my kitchen. What has my life turned to? I was instantly regretting my life choices of inviting Shitty hair over. Less than ten minutes later, another ring on my doorbell. Pikachu and Soy sauce had come over. I was going to die today. Shitty hair opened the door and invited them in. They started screaming and I was so fucking annoyed. I walked to my room and slammed my door. I was going to attempt to study for the test tomorrow. Almost a second after I took out my books, Pikachu opened my door. "Hey man you good? I heard you escaped the hospital." He joked. "I didn't fucking escape that shitty place. I walked out the window." I muttered and went back to studying. He came and stood next to me. "The fuck do you want?" I said staring daggers at him. "Kiri said you could cook pretty well! Can you teach us?" He pleaded. "Are you gonna shut the hell up if I do?" I asked clearly hoping he said no so I wouldn't have to teach those idiots. "Yes!!!" He exclaimed. I groaned as I followed him out to the kitchen. "Are you gonna finally teach us!?" Floaty and Racoon eyes exclaimed. "Guess so. Pick something from this." I picked up the cookbook that I made and tossed it at them. "SO many options!!!" Mina exclaimed as she picked it up off the ground because none of those shitty idiots could catch it. They eventually wanted peanut butter cookies. I sighed and turned to get the ingredients from the fridge. "Any allergies idiots?" I asked ready to make changes to the recipe I knew by heart. "Nope!" They all replied. I took out the ingredients and made a mental note to go to the store to buy more flour later. I got out the electric mixer even thought I absolutely didn't trust pikachu with it. "Oi! here figure it out with the recipe book. I'll stop you if your about to mess up the apartment" I said as I preheated the oven. They started and almost dumped the entire bag of flour onto the floor. "Stupid."I muttered and handed them a measuring cup. Then they surprisingly successfully mixed the dry ingredients together. I was honestly worried for my electric mixer when they dumped in the butter and sugars into it. they were pressing random buttons when it wasn't even fucking plugged in. "idiots." I said as I plugged it in and turned it on to cream them together. They surprisingly successfully mixed in peanut butter then blended in egg and vanilla. Then they didn't fucking understand the easy instructions that I wrote in the book so I had to tell them how to work the mixer and mix everything together slowly. Then I let them mold them by themselves. Mina went for hearts(ew), Kiri went for some weird shit he called "manly", Pikachu went for bolts of lightning, Soy sauce went for fucking sushi shaped cookies and Floaty went for Pomeranians. I stared at them. They looked surprisingly good. She caught me and said "They remind me of you." And smiled. I blushed and after they each made like five cookie shapes, I put all of the weird ass shapes they made into the oven. I put on some music and read a book. They all did weird shit while the cookies were cooking. After the oven made a *ding*, they attempted to shove burning hot cookies into their mouths. I screamed "Y'all are SO FUCKING STUPID!" and they all laughed it off.