Chapter 8- Annoying Jerk
*Triple update damn I'm on a roll enjoy 😉 *
Do you ever wish to be stuck with a narcissistic jerk for one whole night with nothing to do? Well here's some advice.
DON'T
Michael has seemed to make it his mission to annoy me and it's only been 30 minutes since I found out that I had to stay here.
"For the hundredth time Michael, selling your sweaty towel online won't give you a lot of money it doesn't work that way."
"Mi amor you aren't getting it One Direction,BTS and Michael Jackson junk are making tons of money because they are 'hot' and im hot too so obviously I would make tons of money." He explains while putting support on his arm and laying on the bed facing me who is also sitting on the bed Indian style. How we got to this discussion I can't remember .
"Michael they are celebrities and you are clearly-"
"Hey dude Ryan just tracked down the ass hole who thought that he could betray the mafia and go scot free and-" Kevin announces while barging into Michael's room but stopped when he saw me and now his looking at me with wide eyes.
The fuck did he just say! Am I in Wattpad! Am I the main character who is going to be kidnapped in such a story!
Oh shit!
"What did you just say?" I ask frozen in place. For the love of God I just wanted to sing a Michael Jackson song and get an A not this.
"Uhhh....I was talking about a game that we were playing "
"Lies trust me I read a ton of Wattpad you were talking about mafia. Based on the books I read you said that Ryan tracked someone down meaning that he is the one in charge of the tech here. You always hang out with Michael more than others so if you came to report to him that means that you are the right hand man and Michael-" I pause pointing my finger to Michael "You must be the Mafia leader that's why you know so much Italian and why some people are afraid of you plus you all have a tattoo on your shoulder of a diamond with Italian on it. Tell me what I just said ain't true." I say looking at the culprits infront of me.
Ha and they say Wattpad is a waste of time look what I learned from it at the expense of my childhood innocence.
I can't believe it. This has to be in my wildest dreams. And I did the only rational thing I could do. I dialed my partner in crime.
"ALEX WHERE ARE YOU BITCH?"
"Chill out I'm currently at the store across from Michael's mansion looking at some of the items why?"
"ITS A WATTPAD REALITY CODE MA GET HERE RIGHT NOW" and like that she dropped the phone. 5 seconds later the whole house shakes from the door being slammed too hard. In 3,2,1 and..
"BITCH WHERE ARE YOU I BROUGHT RUBY AND MATT" Michael and Kevin's faces lose color from my best friends angry tone.
That's right boys you gon get it .
"In the end bedroom on the second floor look for the flash." I switch on my flash and in no time she's at the door holding ruby and Matt just like she said and she doesn't look happy.
"Can someone please tell me who's in the mafia before I lose it?" She asks handing me matt my sledgehammer and holding on to ruby her gun. She does look like she's been in the rain judging by her wet outfit but we'll come back to this topic after.
"I can explain but please put the weapons away." Michael says while looking at the weapons in our hands terrified.
Jeez your a mafia leader yet scared of two teenage girls with weapons.
"Begin." Alexis tells him.
"Okay so yes we are in the Mafia, the biggest Mafia in the Northern Hemisphere actually and I'm the leader like Stacie guessed before. Kevin here is my right hand man and also a part of the Mafia. Ryan is the man in charge of our tech and Ben is in charge of training our men . We aren't really seniors we're actually all 19 years old but for a different reason we convince everyone that we are 17 turning 18. And yes we do deal with drug trafficking and we do kill people and a bunch of other things we also do. Basically that's all I can tell you right now. " He ended his explanation and our jaws were on the floor. The hell.
"YOUR 19!!!"
"Yes Alex." Kevin says while looking at her. Yea might need to come back to that later.
"And when you meant different reasons as to why you guys act like seniors, does this have anything to do with the fact that Ben and Ryan keep calling us your girls?" I ask.
Michael and Kevin look at each other than back at us.
Both of our eyes widen and we yell over the thunder outside. "WHAT IN THE WORLD!"
I'm starting to think that the weather is perfect for this situation right now.
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Author's note
Yeah that chapter is finito and was hard to write because I'm having a creative block . But I had to get this done.
Michael: Please tell me that I live in the next chapter.
Stacie:*scoffs* Yea fat chance unless you explain the fact that you claimed me.
Author:*grabs popcorn 🍿 *
Alexis: Same thing goes for you too Kevin Jacob.
Kevin: Hey but you should forgive me because it ain't my fault that your gorgeous.
Alexis: Ur point is what exactly I know that already.
Michael: Come on you two can't possibly be pissed at us for what exactly.
Stacie: Reason shall be revealed in the next chapter I ain't talking in between them.
Alexis: Same let's just go.
*Stacie and Alexis disappear*
Kevin: And they are gone.
Rebecca: Hey hello I still exist you know that right.
Kevin: Nobody cares about you.
Michael: Yea we are trying to plan our funerals here.
Kevin: Hey Author stop eating popcorn and close this long a/n.
Author: Just for that I may make Alexis kill you off.
Kevin: You wouldn't dare.
Author:*evil laugh* Try me *smirks*
Kevin was too scared to speak.
Author: Anyway tell me if you think that I introduced this too early or not. Don't forget to comment and vote and follow peace ✌🏼
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