Let me tell yall what has been happening for the past 3 hours. It's currently 8:30pm the storms still happening outside. It's so bad that absolutely no cars or people can be outside. Atleast no tramps can pay us lovely visits.

So 3 house ago Alex and I found out that there will be a huge bidding war to get information on us like our names and locations. We decided to tell the maids what we discovered after they finished their final task.

"Come on your a man push it in that hole ain't that small." You would think that they would be experts in this department.

"Stacie shut up this hole is tight as hell it doesn't want to go in." Michael says while on top of me .

"Dude it ain't tight push and pull that's it." He really shouldn't be complaining.

"Are yall still trying to enlarge that hole to find the mouse?" Alexis asks as she walks into the room.

"Yea we got this broomstick and Michael has been trying to stick it into the hole while I'm trying to see if the mouse is here. " I say with my head on the floor and a headlight on. We saw a mouse that looks alot like Jerry and we have been trying to catch it. So I stuck my head in between the bed and the wall and I've been trying to spot 'Jerry' escaping from the wall.

I wonder how much would it cost to call Tom? Oh who am I kidding the cat can't catch Jerry to save its life.

Michael saw a hole right above me and has been trying to stick the broomstick in the hole thinking that maybe 'Jerry' would get out where I can see him. And I promise that I've been trying not to look up because Michael is still in his maid outfit. Did I tell you that he looks ridiculously good in it? But I don't want to see something that I'm not allowed to see.

"What do you have Kevin doing?" I ask her.

"Oh his in charge of scrubbing the guest bathroom toilet. " Damn she knows just what punishment to dish out.

"Stacie my arms are dying can't I stop. " Sorry dear not until I see Jerry. What I'm a kid at heart can't help it.

"So I'm taking your silence as a no." Dwee.

"Obviously. And besides you should be a professional at making a hole expand. " I said being frustrated that Jerry doesn't want to come.

"There is a difference Stacie those holes are stretchable and come with tons of other goodies while this hole is just a hole in the wall with zero entertainment and goodies. " Just like that I wish I never spoke.

"Eww you guys I'm going to make sure that Kevin's still breathing. " Like that she left. "KEVIN YOU IDIOT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. " We hear her yell at poor innocent Kevin.

"WELL IM SORRY THAT YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT I SHOULD DO MIND YOU THIS OUTFIT IS NOT COMFORTABLE AT ALL I MEAN COME ON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT LADIES WEARING THAT?" WHACK!!

"JEEZ WOMAN NO NEED TO BE SO VIOLENT LOOK IM STILL WEARING IT YOU CAUGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO UNDRESS."WHACK!!!

"YOU TESTOSTERONE FILLED NEANDERTHAL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SCRUB THE TOILET NOT THE SHOWER NOW GET THIS DONE OR I'LL PULL A BENJAMIN ON YOU." When she said that I knew Kevin had to do what she said or else hell will break loose.

"KEVIN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE DO AS SHE SAYS, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO BENJAMIN. "That incident still scares me to this day. After I hear an okay from him Michael and I continue our search for Jerry.

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10 minutes later we are all gathered in Michael's office and Alex and I showed them what we discovered and let's just say that they weren't happy.

"We have to stop this."

"And give Jerry some food." When those words leave my mouth everyone stares at me like I'm crazy.

Well according to my childhood and my on and off moods I would say I'm more on the line between pshyco and lunatic.

"What a mouse has gotta eat even though it be tripping and stubborn. Dang it I gotta lay off the Chris Brown for awhile. " Although the Forever song is pretty catchy. Wait what are we doing again?

"So how do we stop this bidding war thing?" I hear Alex ask and I'm busy feeding Jerry some cheese that I found on a platter next to some crackers.

Yuck who enjoys raw cheese anyways its just as bad as chocolate just plain old disgusting.

"Why don't we just outbid the lunatics and get the information?" Kevin my poor innocent fool we sadly don't have enough money it's not like we are Leoneigh Johnson Jackson who is the richest person on Earth.

(I know she does not exist but she is a character from my Michael Jackson fanfiction book that I'll post after this story and the books that I write will have pieces of that fanfic so continue)

"Unless you know Leoneigh Johnson Jackson's numbers that ain't happening. " Go Michael go.

"We could put a virus in the bidding system so that it doesn't work. " I say while thinking of my most dangerous virus, the CRM virus. I created it awhile back to function just like its human inspiration, to destroy things and suck the life out things.

"But how will that work out? Also off topic can we watch Tom and Jerry after this because ya know the mouse?" The man child asks.

"Kevin can you act your age for once and focus here." Why does that sound familiar.

"I won't act my age no I won't act my age." I knew it he was singing the Niall Horan anthem.

"Alex and Kevin if you want to sing One Direction go to the living room and dwee we are watching Tom and Jerry after this and to answer your first question I made the virus similar to its human inspiration, Conrad Robert Murray who attempted to kill Michael Jackson in 2009 so my virus disguises itself as a buyer and will end up crippling the war and get rid of the information at the same time. "

"That may be crazy enough to work." Michael says while looking at the countdown on the laptop for the bidding war to begin.

"But there's a problem with that, we can't launch your virus using our laptop because it will destroy the cloaking device that we have to remain undetected on the Dark Web. We have to use another device." Alexis says while taking pictures of the guys in maid outfits.

(Let's pretend that this is Michael. )

(Let's pretend that this is Kevin.)

These pics were taken when they first wore the outfits. They were pretending to be girls the whole time. Wait where was I again.

"We could get a device that isn't being used and launch the virus from there." I overheard Kevin telling Alex that he has a iPhone that he doesn't use anymore.

"Yea like Kevin's old iPhone. Kevin dear kindly bring it." You would think that Alex is being kind but let's be honest here her best friend is a potential murderer or pshyco she picked up tricks from me like her sweet innocent smile which actually means do what I told you or else.

We taught her well didn't we?

Yes subconscious yes we did. After awhile Kevin brought his iPhone and I plugged in my virus onto the bidding site and now we have to wait to see if it works. The timer strikes zero and-

Oh my God I did not expect that to happen.

Neither did I, What the hell is going on.

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Author's Note

I'm so evil to leave it on a cliffhanger but I had to and Dove Cameron's song Boyfriend has been playing in my head for awhile now and Drag me down by One Direction. Off topic but anyway the date of when I'm going to write and post the next chapter is still a mystery to everyone because-

All the characters: You are lazy we get it.

Author: Jeez I was just saying.

Rebecca: This is totally unfair I feel like you wrote the main character out of her own story.

Alexis: What are you talking about Stacie is still in the story.

Rebecca: I meant me hello 👋 I haven't even been mentioned in God knows how long.

Author: 👀🍿🥤

*Stacie appears* Oh hey Rebecca I even forgot you still existed.

Michael: I didn't she's been bugging me behind the scenes.

Kevin: Me too it's starting to get annoying.

Rebecca: Oh quiet atleast I don't have an unrealistic crush on a old grandpa.

Stacie: Why you little-

Alexis: And I'm dragging them away. *the three of them disappear*

Michael: So let's bet how much do you think Stacie is going to hurt Rebecca.

Kevin: I bet 500 bucks Rebecca won't be able to talk.

Author: I bet 1000 Rebecca goes to the hospital.

Chris: I bet with the Author.

Beth: I bet with Kevin.

Michael: I bet with the Author so if Kevin and Beth are right they each get 2000 bucks but if we win we each get 1000 bucks and 1000 goes to Alex cause why not.

*Alex appears * Uh guys we may need to call 911 because Rebecca has a broken jaw and a twisted ankle and other bloody injuries that we should not even discuss.

Author: Well good news is that Chris,Michael, myself and you each got 1000 dollars, I'll explain later and-

*coming from behind the scenes *
DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO CRAWL AWAY YOU STD INFESTED PIG I KNEW THAT YOU HAD EXTENTIONS ON, THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO DISS MICHAEL JACKSON IN MY PRESENCE EVER CAPISHE?

Author: We should probably go and stop her from murdering Rebecca, Don't forget to comment and vote and follow peace ✌🏼.

*coming from behind the scenes *

AWW BOO HOO YOUR SHIRT IS RED GET OVER IT.

Author: Quick let's go.