Sorry for the inactivity I'm back now

Scene 1: Preparing for Hell's kitchen.

Me and Team RWBY And JNPR Were in the library. We were all looking at cookbooks. We were having a cook-off at in the season finale Team RWBY Vs Team JNPR. And we were all invited plus another few guests.

Ruby: This is so stressful!

Blake: Not really. I know where all the good books are if you need help.

Yang: (Threatening tone) I'm just saying that the guests better like mine.

Y/n: Don't worry guys! What's the worst Gordon could do? Plus, it will be a great way to end the first season! A friendly rivalry between two teams!?

Pyrrha: I agree. It's been an amazing season so far! This will really set the standard.

Jaune: Yeah, the guy who writes these scenes must be amazing. I'm sure it will get loads of clicks.

Nora: (Sarcastically) Yeah, just like your ASMR Video?

Jaune: Hey!

Ren: You need not to worry Guys. I am on your team.

Y/n: That's right. Ren is actually a good cook...

Ruby: Let's kill him!

Weiss: Wait... Do you mean We ourselves are preparing the food? Or can we bring people like butlers?

The rest of the team and I looked at each other, and our eyes twitched.

Yang: Were. So dead.

RBY+Y/n: Yep...

Ruby was playing with Zwein

Ruby: Y/n! Wanna play with Zwei?

Y/n: You probably think and breathe on autopilot. But now that I've told you this your doing it manually

Ruby: (Suspicious) What evil plan a-(Gasp) You're right! I am blinking manually. How do I stop and put it on autopilot!?

Y/n: If 2 people are born at the same time but born in different kingdoms. That means they could have different birthdays.

Ruby: (Shaking me violently) Y/N, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? ARE YOU OKAY!?

Y/n: Glasses are seen as a sign of intelligence. Yet the people that have them failed a test to get them.

Ruby: Y/n, Please I cant take it anymore! One more and my brain will explode!

Y/n: If you dont pay your taxes then you get put in jail. But, jails are funded with tax payer money.

Ruby's eye twitches.

Y/n: So if you go to jail for Tax Evasion, then you're living off of taxes because you didn't pay tax- *BANG*

The top of her head exploded and her eyes had the "X"

Y/n: Zwei... When you- *ZOOM*

He sped off to reunite with his family.

Scene 2: The drawbacks of huge fingers

Hazel was sitting down watching Videos of fighting styles on a toilet when an unsuspecting ad suddenly popped up.

Ad: "There are hot singles in your area"

Hazel: Huh!?

He saw a very small "x" at the top right of the screen. He was sweating bullets. He slowly went to click it with his meaty, juicy fingers and...

He missed.

Scroll: Incoming! 20 viruses.

Hazel: (Enraged) YYYUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!

Outside the room was Emerald and Cinder. They were walking outside a room called the bathroom when they heard a scream from Hazel inside they stopped and looked at each other.

Mercury: What did he eat?

Scene 3: Trolling the Grimm

Y/n: GUYS!

RWBY And JNPR Looked at me in confusion at my sudden outburst.

Jaune: Y-Yes?

Y/n: I have the best idea in the world!

Ruby: (Gasp) What is it!?

Y/n: Let's troll the Grimm!

They all looked conflicted.

Weiss: That sounds like the dumbest idea ever.

Nora: I like it!

Ruby: How are we even going to do that?

I changed my gaze to Ren. After a few seconds everyone followed. Ren was confused and started adjusting his collar.

Ren: What is it?

We all looked at each other and smirked.

Scene change: Forever Fall

Larry: Yo bro

Jordan: Wagwan G wot u saying blud.

Larry: I'm saying we go to the club. Let's pick up some other Grimm

Jordan: Man shut up, your Clapped brev.

Larry: Wha-

Jordan: And your breath stinks styll.. How are you going to Rizz up girls in ends if your butterz.

Larry: ...

Jordan: And you know what fam. Bring all of your family tree brev. I'll smoke them all. I'm feeling like going on a victimization spree innit.

Larry started crying.

Jordan: Big man ting. Don't start all these waterworks. Man up before I chef you up you dusty yute.

Larry: (Sniffling and crying) Have you got some pills?

Jordan: Did the Penis Elongation ting work?

Larry: N-No...

Jordan: Do you want me to bust you some stronger ones styll?

Larry: Yes.

Jordan: They wont change your clapped face, but it will help bare. I'm going to warn you that the pills may knock you out.

Larry: That's fine-*Punch*

He is knocked out cold.

Jordan: Dickhead.

He walked off becoming everyone's favorite Chibi Grimm in the whole of RWBY.

20 Minutes later

We all were walking through the forest and looked to see a Grimm on the floor asleep. We all were excited.

Y/n: Finally a victim.

Yang: Yes!

Ruby: Can I lazerbeam him out of Remnant?

Y/n: Later.

He started to stir awake.

Nora: (whispering) Oh, hes starting to wake up.

Larry: Ughh.... Am I dead?

Y/n: Yes... You are.

Larry was petrified.

Larry: (Horrified) Wh-What!? Who are you!?

Nora: We are the grimm reaper.

Yang: I'm Yang.

Blake: Its time for you to let your end.

Larry: N-NO! PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

Ruby: Don't worry, you-

Nora: Your going to suffer the most excruciating pain you'll ever feel.

Larry started crying.

Larry: What have I done!? I've only killed a few humans!?

Pyrrha: Okay maybe I don't feel sorry for him.

Y/n: Can we kill him now?

Ruby: Can I lazerbeam him?

Y/n: No! You'll hurt me then.

Ren's aura shattered allowing us all to be seen by the Beowulf.

Larry: H-Humans!?

He licked his lips.

Ruby: Umm did anyone bring their weapons?

Y/n: Its one grimm guys-

We heard roars coming from the forest. We looked to see 7 Ursas which were huge.

Larry: Its... The mandem!

We all looked at each other scared.

Weiss: RUN AWAY!

Ruby: What she said!

Scene 4: The Missing Key To Win The War

Ozpin is on his own contemplating his own life choices. His many lives and many choices.

Ozpin: Why did I have to free such a woman from that tower!? How foolish I was! She is too smart. She is too powerful and her defenses are impregnable. How am I meant t-

Tai came sliding into the shot with no shirt on.

Tai: Did someone say "impregnable"?

Ozpin: I have found the key to my victory!

Scene 5: Chess

Oscar was by himself at the board with nobody on the opposite side. He looked at the board with his hands on his head.

Not Oscar: Checkmate! (Eyes glow as Oscar gains control).

Oscar: How are you so good!?

Not Oscar: 'I invented this game, you silly boy.'

Oscar shrieked in pain. Hazel on the other side of the planet recognized this voice and screamed too.

1 more episode then volume 4 starts pls vote