Not one that's funny really but still entertaining.

6/10

Y/n's POV

Y/n: Come on. Ozpin needs us.

My body was fully healed. But I felt nauseous. Ruby followed me until we got to the elevator.

She looked at the buttons and pressed them all they all were lit up and she then had a look of worry on her face.

Ruby: Umm... I may have wasted a few years of our life.

I pressed the button and all of the other lights dimmed down.

Y/n: My brain is too big...

Ruby: Phew! I thought we were gonna be there forever! Thanks, Y/n!

Y/n: As I said, my brain is too big...

Ruby chuckled and then the door opened. We were still a bit late since it made us go to a few floors.

I and Ruby walked forward.

Ruby: Someone's pressed all the buttons on the elevator, It was him.

I looked at her.

Ruby: Okay, it was me.

Ozpin: Anyways, how are you both feeling.

Ruby: I'd be better if my bad guy catching record wasn't 3:0.

Y/n: Don't worry it will go up!

Ruby smiled at me.

Ruby: Really?

Y/n: Yeah! I meant the 3 btw not the 0

She pouted at me and elbowed me. Ironwood walked up to us.

Ironwood: Ruby, I feel it's appropriate to let you know that I think what you did last night was courageous and brave. Qualities tears of a Huntsman. You recognize the threat, you took action, and you did the very best that you could.

Ruby: Thanks!

Y/n: What about me?!

Ironwood: What are you did was stupid.

Y/n: HUH?! THE FUC-

Ozpin lunged towards Y/n and smacked Y/n in the equilibrium.

SMASH!

This was heard across the whole room. Making Y/n stumble backwards. Ozpin did it in the blink of an eye because of his semblance.

Ozpin: Watch your language. Your bones are extremely strong Y/n. I can tell.

Y/n: Th-Thanks...

He then started walking to his seat again.

Ironwood: That was well deserved.

Ruby: (Chuckle)

Ozpin: Now, now let's not get ahead of ourselves. Now the general here has already informed us of the events that, transpired last night. But now that you rested, we were wondering if you had anything to add.

Ruby: I know she was wearing a mask. I know she fought with the glass.

Y/n: I Don't think that's her semblance though. Her clothing let up whenever she attacked but if that's just the fashion thing that I want to know what brand that's from.

Glynda: Save for the glass, that sounds like the woman I for the night we met Ruby.

Ironman: Embedding Dust in the clothing is an age-old technique it could've been anyone.

Ruby: Do you think this girl is connected to the White fang?

Ozpin: It's possible. But we still like the required evidence to link the two together.

Y/n: Ya know what. I think I remember something like a hide out in the southeast or something.

I took a swig of my flask.

Ironwood: You drink?

Y/n: Why no! It's hot chocolate.

Ozpin's eyes widen.

Ozpin: Hot chocolate? I request some later if you don't mind.

Y/n: S-Sure.

Ironwood: That's definitely alcohol.

Ozpin: Well, Thank you for your cooperation. Why don't you go and spend some time with your team. You have a big day ahead of you.

Y/n/Ruby: Anytime!

Ozpin: And please try and be... discreet about the matter.

Glynda: I still can't believe you let him off with no homework.

Ironwood: What!?

Ozpin: That boy is special. He's one character.

We both skipped to the elevator. As soon as we got in the elevator a familiar word sounded out.

Ruby: Buttons!

I sighed.

Timeskip

We opened our dorm door. They immediately looked at Ruby and they teleported there.

(A/n): Seriously! IS EVERYONES SEMBLANCE SPEED?!?!?!?

Yang: Tell us everything.

Ruby: Well, Uhh...

Y/n: So you see...

Meanwhile....

Ozpin: So, tell me James. Do you send the flag bearers or the scouts.

He stood there thinking.

Ironwood: Do you honestly think your children could win a war.

He walked away.

Ozpin: I hope they never have to... But they will get drafted if there is another war... Living through another World War will be a pain in the-

Back to Remnant

Me and Ruby were sitting in our bed.

Weiss: That was a very risky move.

Blake: I think you handled it well.

Y/n: I hope so.

Ruby: Don't worry, everything's fine.

Yang: I know what can cheer you up!

Y/n/Ruby: What's that.

Yang: Well, there's a package for Y/n and a can for you. I thought we could open it together. Dad sent it to us.

Ruby jumped off the bed.

Ruby: Something from home!

Ruby then knocked out the can out of Yangs hand. A dog then appeared. Ruby Yang and Me were excited. Weiss was scared but Blake... She was in pure terror.

Ruby: ZWEI!

Weiss: He sent a dog!?

Blake: In the Mail!?!

Ruby: Oh, he does stuff like this all the time.

Weiss: Your father or your dog?

Blake was hiding.

Blake: Just keep it away from my belongings

Y/n: Now let's open mine!

I open the box and a chicken jumped up.

Y/n: Colonal!

The chicken jumped into my arms and hugged him.

RWBY: Colonel?

Y/n: Yes! Colonel!

Yang: FOOD!

Y/n: NO!

He then jumped on my shoulder. I noticed he had a note on his neck. I picked it up and read it.

Y/n: "Yo what up Y/n! Hope it's going good! Anyway, Ima go on a mission so take care of a Colonel! If I get sent back Chicken and Chips ima turn you into a mash potato... Unless it's from Gordon! I Hear you're a badass at Beacon and Girls are all ove-- U-Uhh! It ends there

They all got suspicious.

Ruby: How did you find him?

Y/n: We found him on an assassination mission!

Ruby: Y-You killed someone?

Ruby: W-Why did you kill him?

Y/n: Because he killed my uncle's Favorite ramen maker! He was going to be turned into delicious goodness. Oh, you're so cute!

Ruby: Tha-

Y/n: Who's a good boy! Thats right. Hes technically a Cock. Hes a big boy too! Quite dirty too, I guess it's because of packaging, let me wash him.

Zwei and Colonel and looked at each other, they started playing with each other. You could tell they really liked each other. They started biting each other. I guess they're.... Flirting?

Ruby pouted but started stroking.

Yang: *Sigh* Let's go to the auditorium.

Me and Ruby stayed behind, we looked at each other and smirked. We put our pets in our bags and whistled and went out.

Timeskip

We went into the Auditorium and saw Glynda and Ozpin there on the stage, Ruby put her bag down but I didn't. We went to the team.

Glynda: Silence! Professor Ozpin would like to speak to you.

Ozpin: today We Stand Together United. miss Atlas Vacuo Vale this day nearly 8 years ago the largest war in recorded history came to an end it was a war of ignorance of Greed and of oppression I would that was about much more than where borders fell or who traded with them but about the very idea of individualism itself before for countless reasons one of which being the destruction of all forms of art and self-expression and as you all of well aware that was something many could not stand for or as a result those who opposed the tyranny begin naming their children after one of the core aspects of art itself. Color. I bet nobody's reading this right now. shout out if you are. bla bla bla it was their way to demonstrate that not only would they refuse to tolerate this oppression but neither would the generations to come and it was a trend that is held to this very day we encourage individuality expressionism and Unity Through Diversity as I am Stead today We Stand Together United but this one cannot exist without effort which is why today while the rest of the world celebrate peace Huntsman and Huntresses' as first year students you will be tasked with a shadowing a professional Huntsman. huntress on a mission some of you may be taken out the kingdom for several days' others may work within the walls for the rest of the week but no matter which path you choose remember to be safe remember your training and remember to do your very best.

Phew! Yay for Copy paste!

Ruby clasped her hands together.

Ruby: This is perfect. All we have to do is shadow a huntsman in the southeast.

Y/n: Yeah, maybe Search and destroy is a good one!

Ruby: Your brain...

We all walked to the board. We found a mission in the southeast straight away

Ruby: Perfect!

She then typed the team's name in but it then came up with 'First years not allowed'

Y/n: What's the point of having it there then!?!

Weiss: Wonderful!

Ruby: Oh, I know one way we can get there!

Ruby: We mail ourselves there...

Y/n: OR! (Whisper) We kill Ozpin!

Ozpin emerged from the shadows...

Ozpin: Well, that's one opt-

Y/n: GAH! Ozpin!

Ozpin: Unfortunately, we determine that the concentration of Grimm was too extreme for first year students. It seems that particular region is rather popular. In fact, I have the sneaking suspicion that the four of you will make your way there no matter what job you choose.

They all glared at me. Except Ruby.

Y/n: What does your small brain think?!?

Ozpin: firstly, my brain is not small, I'm still curious as to how you old found yourselves at the docks last semester. I'm interested to know how you really learnt about a hideout in the Southeast full stop and I certainly Wonder Why Witnesses reported seeing Robots and red rose petals in a dance club some time ago.

Me and Ruby looked at each other in shock and confusion.

Ozpin: I doubt I'll ever find the exact answers I'm looking for. So how about this. Incident waiting for you all to break the rules why don't we just bend them?

Y/n: Yeah! I was gonna do that anyway.

I grabbed my scroll and tapped a few buttons. The screen had now had RWBY on the mission.

Ozpin: .........

He just stood there and forgot what happened.

Ruby: Thanks... Y/n?

I just stood there with a deadpan expression my pupils dilated.

Y/n: Do not thank me for this. Teamwork and persistence have carried before, but you must understand, the things that are you beyond the protection of the Kingdom will not care. Stay close to your Huntsman at all times I'm and do exactly as he says he will be leading on you this mission and he can have you sent back to Beacon if he found your skills to be unsatisfactory.

They all just stared at me in shock. I then shook my head and looked around to see everyone staring at me.

Y/n: Wait what happened?

Ruby just grabbed my hand and lead me out of the hall. The rest of the team followed.

Y/n: Am I missing something or I might just stupid?

Ruby: ...No not stupid. Just.... Random...

Yang: Aww, it's like he was made for you!

Blake: Although what you said wasn't very uplifting.

We were walking while a student bumped Ruby while running. I stared at him angrily.

Y/n: Do you want him whole or diced?

Ruby giggled.

Student: Team CFVY's back!

Me and RWBY walked up to her and waved.

Y/n: Yo!

Velvet: Hey Y/n, Hey Ruby!

Ruby: Hey! Anyway, what took you so long?

I nodded in agreement.

Y/n: Did something bad happen?

Velvet: Oh no. There were just so many.

I smiled while Ruby looked concerned. Velvet noticed this.

Velvet: Oh, you first years have nothing to worry about your just shadowing Huntsmen. I'm sure you'll do just fine. And you guys are 5 people.

We walked away and waved goodbye. We walked with our team to the bullhead.

Y/n: I wonder what professor we'll get?

Yang: Hmm. As long as we don't get Professor-

Oobleck just zoomed in front of us.

Oobleck: Hello there! Are you ready to slay some Grimm?

Y/n: YES!




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