Intro

Mr. Wolf: Yeah! I'm bad!

Mr. Snake: You're bad!

Ms. Tarantula: He's bad!

Mr. Hornet: She's bad!

Mr. Piranha: We're bad!

Mr. Shark: Who's bad?

The Bad Guys: Yeah!
We're the Bad Guys!

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At the Bad Guys' Hideout. the gang was experimenting with a little game as they wanted to challenge themselves with a new rule.

Wolf wore a blindfold on his forehead as he smirked, "Prepare to meet your doom, guys!" He pulled the blindfold over his eyes.

"You're messing with the wrong Bad Guy," Snake grinned evilly as he wrapped a blindfold around his head to cover his eyes.

"I'm warning you, I'm an expert in this kind of fight!" Piranha chuckled as he tied his blindfold around his eyes.

"Better think twice, I'm so fast!" Hornet warned as he pulled his blindfold to cover his eyes.

"Well, I may be small on the floor, but I'm smarter to beat all of you, boys!" Tarantula said proudly as she wrapped her eyes with a blindfold.

"Let's get dangerous, baby!" Shark exclaimed excitedly as he tied his blindfold from behind, covering his eyes.

"Three..." Tarantula and Hornet each held up their tiny pillows, and fluffed them.

"Two..." Shark and Piranha held their pillows, and fluffed them

Wolf and Snake held each of their pillows, fluffed them, and announced, "One, go!"

Yelling, the Bad Guys ran towards one another while holding their pillows. However, because they were blindfolded. They didn't see each other as they accidentally passed each other, and swung their pillows wildly, not knowing they never hit their targets. The Bad Guys continued to slam their pillow on nothing and no one, until there was a sound of slicing and a thud.

"Uh-oh." The Bad Guys recognized that sound as they stopped their game to check what was going on.

"What was that, amigos?" Piranha asked as they all removed their blindfolds.

When the five Bad Guys turned around, they noticed Shark was in front of the ancient guillotine, and cringed in shock, "Ooh!"

"What is it?" Shark turned to his friend where his dorsal fin was severed, and was now on the floor.

Not wanting Shark to worry and panic, the Bad Guys grinned nervously, pretending nothing bad happened.

"Uh... Nothing, at all. Nothing," Wolf sweated nervously

"Yeah, hermano, why do you ask?" Piranha chuckled sheepishly.

But Shark didn't buy that as he gave his friends a suspicious glare, "Oh, it's something," He walked towards the mirror, and saw his reflection, "Hmm..." He buffed a tooth, then checked his snout, and turned a little. There he noticed the sliced remains on the back of his head, then slowly turned around to see his dorsal fin on the floor. He touched the back of his head..., then screamed in panic when he realized one part of him was severed from his head.

As Shark ran around, Piranha picked up the dorsal fin, and asked, "Can you feel this?" He poked the dorsal fin, making Shark stop as he indeed felt that. Then Piranha tickled it as Shark laughed, feeling ticklish.

But Shark managed to resist the tickle as he matched towards Piranha, "Hey! Give me that!" He snatched his dorsal fin, and looked at it. Shark started to sputter.

"Buddy, relax. We'll fix it," Wolf said as it put the dorsal fin back onto the back of Shark's head, where it was supposed to be, "There. See? Easy as pie."

Shark swooned delightfully. Unfortunately, it didn't last long and the dorsal fin fell off.

Shark screamed once again, until he felt tired of panicking, "Baby, that never gets easier."

"Don't worry just yet," Tarantula pulled out a roll of duct tape, and taped the dorsal fin to Shark's head, which covered some part of his face.

"How do I look?" Shark asked with his jaw got taped on his face.

"Good as new," Tarantula held out thumbs-up.

Once again, The dorsal fin fell. Shark yelled with the tape still on his face.

The Bad Guys then pondered what to do.

Just then, Hornet got an idea as he snapped his mitten hand. He ran out of the hideout, and returned with a honey jar. He lifted the dorsal fin above the opening of the jar, and dipped it with honey. He then stuck it back on Shark's head.

"And voilà!" Hornet exclaimed

"Thanks, Hornet," Snake said gratefully

Suddenly, not what the Bad Guys expected, a swarm of bees was behind them, and they chased them around the room. Offscreen the bees beat the Bad Guys up, probably stinging them. They then flew out of the hideout, lifting the honey jar together. The battered and stung Bad Guys laid on the floor, groaning in pain.

"If only some substance could stick one item to another that didn't attract bees," Snake pondered.

Shark then started to sniff sadly as he rolled onto his front on the floor, and sobbed with tears flowing around

"Hold on there, Shark. This ain't over till we say it's over," Wolf encouraged his friend not to give up

But Shark rolled his face while still lying in a pool of tears, and looked over at his friends, "It's over."

"Aw! You're getting worked up over nothing, chico," Piranha smiled.

"Oh, really?" Shark stood up, and looked angry, "Why don't we snap off your dorsal fin too then?"

Shark wanted to reach for Piranha's dorsal fin, but the little fish yanked away while holding his mohawk, "NO! I mean, no?"

Shark sighed hopelessly, "What if it never sticks back on? A shark without a dorsal fin is nothing. The way to describe sharks was their dorsal fins. And without my dorsal fin, I don't look like a shark at all! I never shoulda let you talk me into this!

"What?! You were the one begging for a blindfolded pillow fight," Tarantula yelled

"This is hardly the time to point fingers, Webs!" Hornet shouted

"Well, don't get mad at her!" Wolf scolded

"Well, don't get mad at him!" Piranha defended his best friend

"Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on," Snake came in between the five, "I'm the one racking my brain trying to remember what glue is!" Just then, he snapped out of realization, "Hey! That's right!"

"Glue is glue!" The Bad Guys said in unison.

"I hope glue works for dorsal fins," Hornet doubted if the glue would work for a dorsal fin.

Wolf approached the drawer, and opened it before inserting his paw inside, "Here we go," he pulled a tube of glue, which is stuck to a mass of objects, "Oh, boy", he tried to pry it free, but they were stuck together real good.

Shark laid on the floor, feeling downhearted, "I'm never gonna fix my dorsal fin"

"Aw, this ain't nothing. Maybe we can ask for help from Diane. I'll text her," Wolf pulled out his phone, and sent her a text of the situation. 10 minutes later, she sent a message back, and Wolf read it, "Okay, she can't text back because she's busy, so we'll go to her in person."

"But I can't go out looking like this," Shark said while pointing his fin-less back.

"No one's even gonna notice," Hornet said.

But then, a flock of pigeons from outside screamed in terror when they saw Shark with his severed dorsal fin, and they flew away in terror.

Upon seeing this, the other Bad Guys glared at Hornet for saying that, making him chuckle sheepishly.

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The Bad Guys drove all the way to Diane's office, but they had to walk outside to get inside the building of her office..., which meant Shark had to expose himself. But he already had an idea before they left.

"Shark, I get that you don't wanna be seen," Tarantula said while she was on Wolf's shoulder, "But why do we gotta do stuff?"

Shark was walking in front of his friends, dressed as a bride, complete with lipstick and heeled shoes. He lifted his veil, and commanded, "Just pipe down and scatter those flower petals."

The other Bad Guys groaned as they scattered flower petals from their baskets. Each held a basket of petals with Piranha and Hornet at the front, and Wolf, Snake, and Tarantula at the back.

The Bad Guys passed a bus stop, and the people who waited at the bus stop gushed over the bride, who didn't know it was Shark in disguise. Just then, a gust of wind tore his dress, veil, and fake eyelashes off. Only that was left was high-heeled shoes.

The human people gasped in horror upon seeing Shark without a dorsal fin. In their eyes, he looked worst than being Shark alone.

"Severed dorsal fin!"

"It's hideous!"

The humans screamed and ran away. Shark then hung his head down sadly.

"Well, I think he looks swell!" One male human commented.

But Shark didn't appreciate the compliment, "Nobody asked you!" He then stalked off, with the other Bad Guys followed behind as they entered the building.

"Gee, what's eatin' him?" The same male human asked confusingly.

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In her office, Diane was writing down on a paper when the voice of her secretary was heard through the intercom system.

"Governor Foxington, the Bad Guys are here."

Diane pushed a button, and answered, "Send them in," she released her finger from the button.

Then, the door opened, and Wolf slowly went inside, "Hey, Diane–"

Wolf was then pushed down by a panic Shark, "Diane! We have a problem."

Diane rolled her eyes smilingly as the Bad Guys entered her office, "Aww, what's the problem that Bad Guys can't fix?" she laughed, until Shark showed her his severed dorsal fin. Diane was instantly shocked that a part of a shark was severed cleanly from his head, "Oh my."

"I know, right? I'm surprised it didn't bleed," Snake admitted.

"Well, if that's the case, we have to take Shark to the doctor," the governess suggested.

"D-d-d-dcotor?!" Shark stammered in fear as he jumped backwards, No, no, no. no doctors!"

As Shark started to run all over the place, the Bad Guys and Diane realized Shark was afraid of the doctor. This was new to them.

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So, the Bad Guys decided not to take Shark to the doctor. But few days had passed, And Shark was crying over his severed dorsal fin as he held it in his fins and cried. Glad that Shark didn't feel any pain on his back, but it hurt him more to see a part of him was detached from his body.

The Bad Guys watched him in his room, all crying and sad for his dorsal fin. They couldn't handle watching their friend so miserable like this.

"He looks worst, guys," Hornet whispered.

"He's been like this for days, and I'm worried for him," Tarantula added.

"It's time to face facts," Wolf suggested, "We have to take him to the doctor."

"DOCTOR?!" Shark overheard them as he rushed out of his room, "I said no doctors!"

"Now, Shark, take it easy," Hornet said calmly as he and the other Bad Guys slowly approached the nervous Shark who slowly moved backwards toward the elevator.

"Nothing to be scared of, chico," Piranha added as they got closer to him.

"No, no, no doctors," Shark stammered in fear as he quickly pushed the button of the elevator, and the elevator doors opened for him. Shark quickly rushed in.

"Get him!" Wolf exclaimed as the Bad Guys jumped into the elevator with Shark inside,

The elevator doors closed as the Bad Guys were trapped inside, forming a fight cloud when the other five tried to control a squirming Shark. The elevator sent them down, and the doors opened for them to get out of the elevator. The Bad Guys' fight cloud jumped out where Shark was still held by his friends.

"Okay, just gonna head to the doctor, buddy," Snake said.

All went silent when the Bad Guys tried not to move a muscle for a second to avoid possible chaos between them.

Shark moved first as he jumped himself off from his friends' grasp, and the other five fell down on the floor. The shark has loose!

"Quick, get in the car!" Wolf shouted as he and the other Bad Guys rushed to the car, and got inside, fastening their seatbelts, and Wolf stepping on the pedal.

Meanwhile, Shark kept running through the city, jumping on obstacles ahead of him. He then took the cab all the way to the airport. Shark hopped out of the cab, and ran into the airplane that took off just in time. The plane traveled half of the world. Shark was now in the cruise ship, where he found a lounge chair, and finally relaxed from all that running. Shark sighed in relief that he finally escaped the doctor.

"Tropical drink, sir?" Someone handed him a coconut with a straw and a small umbrella

"Thank you," Shark accepted the offer as he was about to sip his drink from the straw, until he recognized that voice who handed him the drink, Wait..." he moved the coconut away from his movie, and saw Wolf, Snake, Piranha, Tarantula, and Hornet, disguised as waiters of the cruise, where Wolf was the one giving him the drink

"Gotcha!" The five Bad Guys exclaimed.

Shark was about to scream, but his friends finally grabbed him, and threw him into the backseat of the car that managed to get here so far.

The five Bad Guys hopped back inside the car, and Wolf drove it as fast as he could as it pedaled out of the cruise ship, and drove onto the surface of the ocean. The car never sank into the ocean when it continued driving so fast. The car made it on land as it bumped man cars ahead to beat traffic, and smashed other obstacles for shortcuts. Finally, the Bad Guys' car made it to the hospital, taking the entrance without dropping the passengers, and the building just jumped few inches in the air before smashing back on the ground.

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Shark was apparently passed out after his friends drove him to the hospital. He opened his eyes as soon as he heard Tarantula's voice

"Shark? Shark!" Tarantula called as Shark's eyes finally opened, "The surgery was a success! Your dorsal fin is back on your back."

Snake then handed Shark a mirror, and it showed his reflection before turning a right angle to see his dorsal fin was reattached to the back of his head.

"Wow, looks good as new. It's like it was never severed," Shark was surprised by the result

"See? Nothing to be scared of after all," Wolf said.

"You were right, Wolf. What was I thinking?" Shark admitted his mistake, "Thanks, guys."

"Aw, don't thank us. Thank your doctor," Hornet said as the doctor stood beside them.

"Thanks, Doc," Shark smiled at the doctor.

"Oh, no problem. It wasn't easy to sew your dorsal fin back to where it was. Yelp, I better do other surgeries in a minute. I'll leave you guys alone," the doctor said as he walked out of the room

As the doctor left, the Bad Guys were the only ones in the room, Shark had the freedom to speak privately to his friends, "You know, this is one advantage if we stay criminals and rob a bank."

"What is it?" Piranha asked.

"That we could pay for the hospital bills," Shark answered.

The Bad Guys laughed hysterically.

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Credits:

Sam Rockwell - Mr. Wolf

Marc Maron - Mr. Snake

Craig Robinson - Mr. Shark

Anthony Ramos - Mr. Piranha

Awkwafina - Ms. Tarantula

Rhenzy Feliz - Mr. Hornet

Zazie Beetz - Diane Foxington/The Crimson Paw

Angie Howard - Diane's secretary

Seth McFarlane - Doctor

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Author
Rally9933

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So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy

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This chapter is based on the episode of The Cuphead Show, Handle With Care, and the episode of Mickey Mouse short, Flipperboobootosis.

Shark poaching is a common illegal activity. Fishermen took sharks, and cut down their fins for soup before leaving them back into the ocean to die. In this chapter, there were no shark poachers, but as this chapter demonstrated, Shark's dorsal fin got severed. To make it less bloody, gore, and painful, I didn't make Shark's dorsal fin connect to his veins, and has no nerve cells, similar to hair.

I also decided to write here that the Bad Guys stole an ancient guillotine from the French Revolution just to sell it in Black Market, but they didn't have time to do so... until that incident. I hope you like this new chapter. Please comment!