Sorry for the delay... again, I promise there will be more chapters this Summer. Have fun with this chapter.

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Intro

Mr. Wolf: Yeah! I'm bad!

Mr. Snake: You're bad!

Ms. Tarantula: He's bad!

Mr. Hornet: She's bad!

Mr. Piranha: We're bad!

Mr. Shark: Who's bad?

The Bad Guys: Yeah!
We're the Bad Guys!

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One evening, in FasTogether, the Bad Guys invited the governor for a nice friendly dinner while Hornet was their waiter for the night. He didn't like serving the governor, but it'll cost him his job, and he loved his job as a waiter, so he did what he had to do.

Diane just finished her meal as he removed the napkin from her lap, "Guys, I can't thank you enough for inviting me for dinner in FasTogether," she then turned to Hornet who just put the receipt down in the middle of the table, "And thanks, Hornet, for the free food."

"Hey, not everything is free. I only give you a free milkshake," Hornet corrected, Besides, my bosses like to give free food to politicians," he pointed to his two bosses, who were hiding behind the counter, but their heads were exposed as they waved their hands at the governor.

Diane waved back at them before clearing her throat, "Well, I better go. I had a lot of work to do tomorrow morning," Diane wore his purse as she stepped out of the booth to head out of the restaurant.

When Wolf's eyes followed Diane, he wanted to say something to her that he tried to tell her since the Gala of Goodness. It had been stuck in his head for a while. He couldn't wait for the right moment anymore. Wolf quickly got up, and followed Diane.

"Wolf?" Snake wondered Wolf just suddenly jumped out of his seat like that.

Wolf caught up with Diane when she almost opened the door, "Hey, Diane, listen, um..." He felt a little nervous as he couldn't let out the words coming out of his mouth while Diane was patiently waiting for him to say something, "Are you busy tomorrow night?"

The other Bad Guys turned around to listen while Hornet placed the tray at the counter while his bosses and co-workers were listening as well.

Diane answered, "Well, not really. I mean, I'll spend the whole day in my office. Why?"

Snake looked between Wolf and Diane with a serious suspicious look.

Wolf started to blush as he scratched the back of his head, "Well, I was thinking that maybe... we should... go out? Just you and me?"

That was when Snake started to hiss with his tongue flicking out.

The governor gasped as she was surprised, "Mr. Wolf, are you... asking me on a date?"

"Is he asking her on a date?" Shark asked quietly with Snake still hissing behind him.

"Yeah, if... that's what you think?" Wolf smiled shyly, "So, what do you think?"

All of a sudden, Snake quickly slithered out of the booth, and head to Wolf and Diane.

"Well, I..." Diane spoke while she was still thinking about this date.

Then, Snake arrived in front of Wolf and Diane as he held the fox's hand with his tail, "Diane! I ask you to go on a date with me too!"

Now, this was another surprise for Diane, "Mr. Snake?"

"What are you doing?" Wolf whispered, thinking Snake was ruining the moment.

"What? Am I going to let you have all the fun? You're not the only Bad Guy in this city." Snake smirked at him.

The rest of the Bad Guys and the FasTogether crew enjoyed watching this Love Triangle drama scene

Diane chuckled awkwardly, "Well, I certainly can't date both of you."

"Yes, you can. There's no law about that," Hornet declared while smirking sinisterly at the governess, "Isn't that right, Governor?"

Seeing Hornet got her there, Diane stammered, "No, but–"

"Why don't you date both guys instead?" Piranha suggested.

"At the same time?" Diane asked.

"And the same place?" Wolf added.

"Same dinner?" Snake inquired.

"Yeah!" the other Bad Guys and the FasTogether crew answered in unison.

Seeing that everyone was serious about this Love Triangle situation, Wolf and Snake glared at each other before glancing at Diane, who was watching them.

Wolf then stood up straight, and declared, "I accepted that challenge!"

"Me too!" Snake announced, much to Wolf's dismay.

"Well, okay, yeah. It's a Love Triangle date then," Diane said.

"Okay, great. So, I'll see you soon," Snake replied.

"And I'll see you sooner," Wolf added.

When Wolf and Snake leaned towards Diane to kiss her on any side of her cheeks, Diane moved backward to avoid being kissed, but accidentally made Wolf and Snake kissed each other. This shocked the two as they pulled away very awkwardly. The other Bad Guys and the FasTogether crew had their eyes winded and their jaws' dropped.

Diane smiled sheepishly, "Do you see my problem? You're both amazing men."

But Snake cringed at this as he said before slithering away out of the door, embarrassed, "I was not impressed. Not impressed at all."

"I wasn't even trying!" Wolf shouted as he walked out as well.

Diane sighed as she couldn't believe the night she just had.

"Governor Diane Foxington, dating two guys at once," Hornet crossed his arms while smirking.

Diane exhaled, still in disbelief, "How did this happen?"

"Simple. You're a floozy," Shark said.

Watching this whole scene made Tarantula wonder how Diane got two men to date her at the same time. She started to wonder why no one asked her out. The last date she ever had was Hornet, only because to be close to each other, not in a romantic way. Tarantula wondered if it was her reputation that didn't give her any dates or if it was just her being a tomboy.

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The next morning, when Diane arrived in front of the building of her office.

Before she could get inside, Diane heard a familiar voice coming from the ground.

"Diane!" Tarantula called her as she ran towards the governess.

"Hey, Webs, what's up?" Diane asked as she stepped into the building.

"I wanted to talk to you about something, and I can't tell Hornet. He'll be very jealous," Tarantula chuckled as she followed Diane into the building, "Anyway, I can't believe last night that you would date two guys at once! How do you do that?"

"I don't know. Maybe it's just me."

"Oh... well, I thought there was a secret here because... well, I need advice from another girl. What would make someone not interested in you?"

Diane lowered her hand on the ground as Tarantula stepped on it, and the former lifted the latter up to Diane's level, "What I do now I do as your dearest friend... I think it's about this fab right here," she gently pinched Tarantula's stomach area, revealing a bit of fatty parts of her body.

Tarantula gasped as she realized she was a little fat, "Oh, my gosh. Is that me?"

"Most assuredly, yes," Diane answered.

"Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would other women do in a risky situation?"

"You know you can try liposuction. It's not an easy surgery, but it'll suck your gut in."

"Hmm, I think I can try that."

Diane lowered Tarantula down to the ground, "Good! Don't worry, I'll pay half of your medical bills."

When Diane gave Tarantula a check for half of the payment, the latter saluted.

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At the LA Downtown Medical Center, Tarantula walked inside, and crawled up on the counter where she encountered a nurse.

"Aah!" The nurse yelped, but realized it was just one of the Bad Guys, and asked, "May I help you?"

"Uh, I need some liposuction. Just enough to make me attractive," Tarantula said as the nurse typed on her computer.

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Later, Tarantula was now on the surgical bed, and the doctors and nurses were getting ready for the surgery. The doctor was stretching the gloves he just wore.

"Doctor, before we begin, I have a couple of questions," Tarantula said.

"Time is money. Ask the mask," the doctor said as he placed the nozzle of the anesthetic gas on Tarantula's face.

"What if I just do aerobics...?" Before Tarantula could finish, she went into a deep sleep.

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Six hours later, Tarantula woke up from the surgery, and felt nothing unusual about her body.

"Hmm, that's funny. Hmm. I don't feel sucked out," she told herself.

At the next patient next to her, the woman was laying down on her bed with her father and the doctor stood next to her.

"Doctor, my daughter is as flat as ever," the father of the patient asked," Where are the new knockers I paid for?"

"Hmm, you're right. That's like flatsville," the doctor observed as he began to wonder, "Then where did I put those implants?"

Tarantula's scream was heard in the entire room as it got the doctor's attention as Tarantula noticed her rear end became bigger than it usually was, "Aah! What the thorax have you done?! My pillow became a cannonball!"

"Great Ceausescu's ghost! Is that even real?" the doctor was also surprised by this as Tarantula glared at him, "Oh. Oh, right."

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Later, Tarantula negotiated with the doctor about his surgery of having her opisthosoma bigger.

"Accidentally giving me augmentation surgery in my bun is not a simple misunderstanding. My surgery was botched!" she scolded.

"'Botched.' What is that, the word of the day?" The doctor didn't take this berating Tarantula seriously.

"You had no right to make my moneymaker this ample," Tarantula scolded more while pointing her behind.

"Look, just come back in 48 hours, I can surgically make it normal size again," the doctor said.

"Oh, I'll come back all right. And I'll bring my brothers to do a little malpractice on you!" Tarantula scowled sharply.

"Yes, your brothers. I'm sure they're going to be furious," the doctor rolled his eyes, still sounding sarcastic.

Tarantula growled before looking away, only trying to balance her walk since her rear end was heavier than it used to be. She almost couldn't balance herself when she walked out of the room.

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Later at night, Tarantula arrived back home, but she hid herself in front of the elevator control to avoid getting seen by her friends with her balloon being this big.

Piranha was cooking dinner, Shark was reading fashion magazines, Hornet was watching TV, and Wolf and Snake were arguing while getting coffee from the counter.

"Thanks a lot, Snake! Diane walked us out on our date, you couldn't stop blabbering," Wolf snarled while pouring coffee into his mug.

"Me? Who set up this date from the beginning?!" Snake hissed back while snatching the coffee pitcher from Wolf, and pouring coffee into his mug also.

Wolf barked, "You wanted to come!"

"Because you're there!"

"What's your big deal anyway?!"

When Tarantula crawled down from the elevator buttons, and reached the floor, she couldn't walk so straight down, even on walls, "Ugh! I can't walk with this behind me! I'll have this silly thing out in just two days. Till then I'll just try to hide them from the guys."

A minute later, Tarantula stuck her head out to check if the cost was clear as she crawled out of the elevator before it slowly closed, and her tush was covered by a small yellow towel.

While she was walking across the room, Shark noticed her, and greeted, "Hey, Webs, how are ya?"

Tarantula smiled sheepishly and waved at Shark as she continued walking.

Piranha turned around, and noticed Tarantula as he said, "Hey, chica!"

Tarantula waved back at him too while grinning nervously. When she almost reached her room, she was greeted by a similar voice.

"Hi, Webs!" Hornet greeted her loudly.

Tarantula flinched, and turned around, still feeling nervous, "Hey, Hornet."

Hornet then noticed a yellow blanket on Tarantula's backside, "Why are you covering your cheek behind with a towel?"

Curiously, Hornet reached for the towel as Tarantula tried to move backward, "No, wait, stop!"

But it was too late! Hornet pulled the towel off, and revealed Tarantula's huge rear. Tarantula turned around to face her friend, only to have their eyes widen while staring at her, and they froze like statues in shock.

They were silent in the air with eyes on Tarantula, until Hornet finally spoke.

"It's... It's enormous!"

"Diane's not our problem anymore," Wolf whispered to Snake, who nodded at him.

"Guys, let me explain something," Tarantula tried to explain, but she couldn't

"Webs, what happened? Your tushy is so... big!" Shark exclaimed while pointing at Tarantula's booty.

"I was supposed to get liposuction to make me look attractive, but there was an incident at the hospital, and this happened!" Tarantula pointed at her huge ball before sighing sadly, "Now I feel less attractive."

Snake slithered being Tarantula, and commented, "I don't know. I think you look attractive with that."

"Now, don't get too used to this. That awful doctor said he'd take them out in a couple of days."

"Yeah, he truly is a monster," Hornet murmured. "Hey, let's go out to dinner tomorrow. Just us six, and that! What do you say?"

Tarantula then walked towards the kitchen, and could see her reflection on the kettle pot, "Hmm, they do make my stomach look thinner," she turned around to her friend, and declare, "Oh, all right."

"Yes!" The boys exclaimed victoriously. It's a date with their sister!

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The Bad Guy arrived at an Italian restaurant. They all wore formal clothing that they wore at the Gala of Goodness. A family was waiting for their seat so they could eat, but the chef, who was standing behind the pedestal as the host for customers.

"I'm-a sorry, we are-a totally full." the chief announced as the family walked away sadly. When the Bad Guys came in with Tarantula on Shark's hand, the chef was surprised, not because of the Bad Guys, but because of how attractive Tarantula was with her huge tush, "Boy, oh, Boyardee. Ha, ha. I bunzoom you want a table. Right this way."

The Italian chef led the Bad Guys in, and found them an empty table. The Bad Guys couldn't hesitate but to accept an empty table in the middle of the restaurant while other people stared at them because of Tarantula's giant bun.

"Wow, Webs, your bowling ball got us a great table," Piranha said.

The chef then told Tarantula, "For you, pretty lady, I make the fresh pasta instead of the crap from a can I give to everybody else."

A table showed a mother and son having canned pasta shaped like cylinders.

The chef then continued, "And, Ms. Tarantula, if your mouth gets tired, Alfonzo here will chew for you," he dragged another restaurant staff with big blunt teeth.

"Yes. I like to chew," Alfonzo stammered awkwardly.

Tarantula appreciate the offer as she cooed, "Thank you, fellas."

Hornet was a little concerned about everyone giving Tarantula much attention as he said, "Webs, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you attention just because of that?"

He pointed to her backside.

"That's not true, Hornet," Wolf responded calmly.

But then, a woman came by, and handed a card to Tarantula, "Emily Winiberg, Winiberg Modeling. Honey, I just want to say I like your look."

"Forget it, Emily You're not putting your brain into her body," Shark snapped at her while dragging Tarantula closer to him.

"That's not why I'm here," Winiberg deadpanned before explaining, "I can offer your friend a lot of modeling work. Trade shows to start. Then, who knows?

"No dice. Take your fun and adventure outside," Shark demanded

"Now, wait, Shark," Tarantula protested.

"For what? Confirmation of my attitude?"

"Guys, I could use a little more excitement in my life," Tarantula admitted as the rest of the Bad Guys gasped, thinking that they didn't bring excitement to their friend anymore. Tarantula looked down to her large bun, and thought about the advantage of this accidental surgery, "Hmm, maybe I'll just keep this."

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There were people walking into a convention of sports balls as the audience sat down while keeping an eye on the stage and the runway.

Winiberg was standing on stage, holding the microphone, and announced, "And now, one of Sports Ball's Faces to Watch 2023: Rookie spokesmodel, Ms. Tarantula of the Bad Guys."

There was an orange ball with black marks coming out from the curtain. It was thought to be Tarantula's large rear end, but when Tarantula came out from backstage, it was just an orange ball she carried as she walked down the runway while bouncing the ball. The other people, mostly men, cheered for Tarantula. It's not because of the ball, but because of his large ball behind her.

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When the Bad Guys went to FasTogether, as they entered the restaurant, Hornet's co-workers were surprised to see Tarantula with her large buttocks.

"Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Los Angeles' newest supermodel," Hornet announced while gesturing his arms to her, making Tarantula flattered.

"You guys are lucky to have a friend like her." Ty, the male staff, said

"Yeah. This is the longest I've ever gone without looking at Ty," Rhina, the female staff, added.

"Don't make a fuss over me, guys," Tarantula said, feeling a little bit flattered as the Bad Guys sat on the counter with Shark putting her down, "Just pour me a soda in a clean cup."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said no fuss," Mr. Gardener reminded as he followed her pleads anyway. Tarantula was about to get some ketchup, but she was stopped by one of the managers, "Uh, I wouldn't eat them ketchup, they're, uh, spit-backs."

The next day, while the Bad Guys were getting meals at the counter, Rachel, the female cashier, noticed a little different about Tarantula when she was paying for the meal.

"What's with the belt, Ms. Tarantula?" the cashier asked.

"It's for my back spasms," Tarantula answered as she was wearing a back belt, "If guys didn't keep poking my tush, I'd never stand up straight."

"I thought you liked all the attention you were getting," Hornet recalled.

"I'm afraid all that attention is from the wrong kind of people," Tarantula pointed at the men behind them in the line, and behind the window of the restaurant, who were ogling at her and her large butt.

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Later on, Tarantula had another tradeshow to present, but as she was standing on Wolf's shoulder as her ride, she felt more body pain because of the heaviness of her rear end.

"Emily, I'm tired of tradeshow modeling. My body really hurts," she explained.

"You seem unhappy. So I'm going to inject this smile solution into your jaw," Winiberg took out a syringe, and injected something into Tarantula's jaw.

"Hey, did you just drug my friend?!" Wolf was alerted by this as he wanted to slap Winiberg's syringe from her.

But it was too late. A smile formed on Tarantula's face, despite that it wasn't her smiling, "What the...?"

"Technically, it's a toxin," Winiberg corrected as he walked off, and Wolf sighed before following her since he is still Tarantula's ride.

When Tarantula was on stage, she held a microphone her size, and announced to the audience with a giant spinning box of chalk behind her

"Eighty-seven percent of Americans would rather have colored chalks than crayons."

"I'd like to 87 you!" One of the men shouted.

Tarantula wasn't comfortable with that comment, "I've heard about you vendors."

"Hey, spider lady. I like the way your body looks," another man yelled, who was behind Piranha

"Stop objectifying my hermana!" Piranha pleaded, feeling annoyed by this man's treatment of Tarantula.

"I will in a second," the man answered before howling, "Ooh! Hey, baby! You're an object!"

Tarantula started to feel uncomfortable with all this attention. As much as she wanted to be attractive and get attention, she missed getting privacy again, and she wasn't ready for the big crowd. She started to feel that this big buttock of hers had just changed her life from bad to worse.

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The next morning, when Tarantula decided to walk to the L.A. Downtown Medical Center, despite her changing body, she encountered a car crash on the road with angry drivers sticking out of their windows

"Hey, I was gonna give the lady a ride!"

"Hey, I saw her butt first!"

Just then, people with cameras and microphones, including Tiffany Fluffit and her cameraman, ran towards Tarantula for interviews about her big bun.

"Ms. Tarantula over here!"

"Ms. Tarantula, how did you get your tush so big?!"

"Do you have any comments?!"

Tarantula couldn't take this much attention anymore. It drove her crazy. She won't get enough freedom with all this attention anymore. Tarantula then spotted a skateboard behind the crowd of reporters and paparazzi. That was when she had an idea.

Tarantula ran as fast as she could under the paparazzi, passing through the gaps of their legs, and jumped onto the skateboard. It rolled her away from the crowd.

The paparazzi ran after Tarantula to ask for more interviews. She looked back, seeing they were gaining on her. She just hoped the skateboard was fast enough.

When the board hit a rock, it caused Tarantula to flip off, and landed back on the ground. Looking back, Tarantula saw the paparazzi getting closer, so she hid in the alley.

She just hoped no one could see her. But then, there was a paw grabbing her tightly. Tarantula thought she was kidnapped, but it turned out to be Wolf, and the other Bad Guys behind him.

"Okay, that's it, we really need to see the doctor," Wolf suggested as the other Bad Guys nodded in agreement.

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At the L.A. Downtown Medical Center, the doctor was answering the call from his assistant through the answering machine.

"What?" he asked.

"Sir, the Bad Guys are here to see you."

The doctor groaned, massaging his eyes, and told his assistant, "Tell them that I'm busy, and they'll come back tomorrow."

"I don't think that'll be necessary, Doctor," the assistant said through the machine.

"Why?"

When the doctor was heading to the door, the door got kicked open by few feet and a tail, and the door flew across the room with the doctor, who was pinned down on his desk.

It was the Bad Guys who barged in as they cracked their bones and knuckles, ready to threaten the doctor to give Tarantula the surgery she requested.

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Six hours later, while Snake, Shark, Piranha, and Hornet were waiting for the results, Wolf stepped out of the Surgery room with one of his arms still stuck inside, "Guys, I'd like to re-introduce you to classic Webs."

Wolf pulled out his arm from the room, revealing Tarantula in his paw, who had her opisthosoma back to its normal size.

Tarantula sighed in relief as she felt comfortable with her rear's normal size, "I finally feel like me again," she then told her friends, "You're not disappointed are you?"

"Not at all, chica. We're just friends," Piranha answered.

"Yeah, we made a vow about it when we broke up," Hornet reminded while flying next to Tarantula, and wrapping an arm around her.

Snake groaned, feeling sick with this moment, "Alright, enough with this. Let's get some chicken..." This made Hornet squeak when Snake mentioned chicken. Snake then added on, "And salad."

The rest of the Bad Guys cheered in excitement.

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Credits:

Sam Rockwell - Mr. Wolf

Craig Robinson - Mr. Shark

Anthony Ramos - Mr. Piranha

Awkwafina - Ms. Tarantula

Rhenzy Feliz - Mr. Hornet

Zazie Beetz - Diane Foxington/The Crimson Paw

Seth MacFarlane - Doctor, Alfonso

Hank Azaria - Italian Chef

Tress MacNeille - Emily Winiberg

Brian Stepanek - Mr. Gardener

Blake Michael - Ty

G Hannelius - Rhina

Gabrielle Elyse - Rachel, nurse

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Author
Rally9933

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The chapter was entirely referenced to The Simpsons: Large Marge.

The beginning part of the chapter referenced Fuller House: A Giant Leap. It was also revealing a ship tease between Wolf and Snake when they accidentally kissed, which referenced the popular ship fandom of The Bad Guys

Tarantula getting chased by a mob of fans was referenced to Mickey Mouse shorts: Eau Du Minnie.

I hope you like this chapter. See you very soon.