Hey guys. Halloween is right around the corner, so I decided to write a one-shot story of The Bad Guys. This story was originally part of my future fanfic, The Bad Guys season 1, but because of the Halloween season, and I love Halloween, this story is right to be posted in this season. I hope you like it.

Warning: Few spoilers that were supposed to be revealed in The Bad Guys season 1.

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At noon, the Bad Guys were standing in line to watch a horror movie.

"Aw, man, I've been dying to see Killer Book 2. The first one was awesome," Wolf said excitedly.

"Yeah, hope the sequel is gonna be good," Hornet stated.

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When the audience and the Bad Guys were in the middle of the movie, the movie showed a professor reading a book while walking on the sidewalk. Because he kept his eyes on the book, he didn't see where he was going, not even the traffic light when it showed a red light. When the professor walked across the street, a car ran him over, and got killed, but the book wasn't damaged.

"Geez, this movie sucks," Shark commented quietly.

"I know, hermano, it's terrible," Piranha replied in agreement.

"There's nothing new about this," Tarantula added.

The movie's last scene showed a student reading the same book that the professor had earlier. When the student fell asleep with his face on the opened book, the book closed hard, smashing the student's head. The credits showed "THE END"

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After the movie, the Bad Guys headed out of the theater, feeling unimpressed by the movie.

"That was awful," Hornet remarked.

"I know, they just redid all the same stuff from the first Killer Book," Snake recalled.

"Yeah, like in the first Killer Book, the book smashed someone's head, but a male student. Like, that's smart, right? That's a smart move. But it did the same thing twice in this movie. Once to that student and once earlier when it found that wild goose," Wolf said.

"It's just bad writing," Piranha declared

"Yeah, I mean, we could write a better horror movie than that," Tarantula stated.

"Really? You think we could?" Shark inquired.

"Absolutely, I'm as creative as I did my first hack," Tarantula smirked, remembering her first hack.

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In the late afternoon, the Bad Guys went to FasTogether where they sat in their usual booth with notepads, pens, and the food they ordered on the table.

Shark started a suggestion first about a horror movie, "All right, I got a horror movie idea. It's called Fun Police. A police who only shoots people who have fun."

"Wait, what-what if a judge is a killer?" Wolf interfered, "When he pledges innocents and criminals guilty, he kills them with his gravel."

"The gravel is made of wood, and it won't be that deadly to kill someone," Hornet pointed.

"Look, I think the problem is this is a restaurant. We can't get inspired here. We have to go someplace scary, you know? To put us in the mood," Snake said.

"I got it: the old Los Angeles Hospital," Piranha declared.

"What?! We can't go there. That place has been abandoned for years. And they say it's haunted by a killer ghost with a shovel," Wolf said nervously.

"That's why it's the perfect place. If we want to write a scary movie, we need to do it somewhere scary," Snake announced.

"Well, I guess we could try it. We have sort of just been spinning our wheels here," Tarantula added

Wolf sighed in defeat, and said, "I guess Web's right. We'll just have to try."

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On a rainy night, the Bad Guy traveled to the abandoned Los Angeles Hospital. When they made it there, the area was surrounded by dead trees, the building was old and huge. Wolf parked the car in front, and the Bad Guys looked up at the building, feeling unsure at first. When the group got inside, they walked down the hallway with Wolf, Piranha, and Shark opening the door of what was supposed to be the emergency room.

"This place is terrible," Shark commented.

"Are you kidding? It's the perfect place to write a horror movie," Piranha said.

Wolf then turned around, and started discussing the idea of a horror movie, "All right, well, I got an idea. You know, I like them horror movies where people go to a museum, but a sudden monster wakes up from its slumber."

At night, when the museum was about to close, a gentleman wolf named Warren made a sly smile on his face when he spotted a ruby pendant next to the mummy that was shaped like a wolf. While no one was looking since everyone was heading to the exit, Warren reached for the pendant, took it, and hid it inside his pocket. When Warren was headed out towards the exit, a mummy suddenly woke up, and rose from the tomb. Warren felt a sudden disturbance behind him as he turned around, and saw an alive mummy.

Warren screamed as he ran off. The mummy chased after him. Warren ran to every section of the museum, until he fell into a trap of dead end. The mummy was getting closer and closer as Warren screamed in horror.

"Don't kill me! Please don't kill me!" he begged.

"Wait a minute," Hornet interrupted the story, "You were the guy and the mummy?"

"That's an awful idea," Snake said.

"Well, I got one, amigos," Piranha raised his fin, "We should write one of them horror movies where a little guy rode his trike down the hallway, and when he turned around, he saw twiiiiins!" He said in a spooky tone at the last part.

A young piranha rode his trike down the hallway where he glanced at another hallway to see an elevator releasing a flood of blood. The young piranha drove away, trying to ignore that. But when he turned to another hallway, he saw twin mice in blue dresses and pink bows.

"Come play with us," the twins said deadpan, "Forever, and ever, and ever."

"Yes, all work and no play makes a piranha dull boy," the piranha hopped out of his trike, and took out a large bazooka, "Play this!" He fired the bazooka, and shot at the twins with an explosive rocket missile.

The rest of the Bad Guys listened to Piranha's story, but they expected some scary or thrilling to the story, but nothing did.

"That's it?" Tarantula asked.

"What the heck? When did the scary part show up?" Shark inquired.

"That was the scary part," Piranha explained, "Twins in the hallway are always scary. That is why I was born alone."

"I-I don't know. I-I was thinking we'd write a movie where something that's not supposed to be scary becomes scary," Tarantula declared, "Like an evil doll."

"Or a cursed video," Hornet recommended.

Wendy and Harold headed home from school with Wendy holding her phone while watching something

"Hey, check this out, Wendy," Harold showed his friend a video on his phone.

A video showed a skater eyeing the camera while didn't see where he was going when he crashed into the dumpster.

Wendy and Harold laughed at the video.

"Classic," Wendy chuckled.

"Hilarious," Harold exhaled as he typed a comment for the video. "Comedy has truly peaked.".

"Hey. Have you seen the latest trending video?" Wendy asked him

"No!" Harold answered curiously.

Wendy then recommended, "I can show you, but some people say if you watch it, you'll die in seven days."

Harold gulped horrifyingly but shrugged as if he didn't care, "Eh, I don't believe those pranks. Let's watch the video!"

Listening to Harold's request, Wendy pulled out her phone, and played the video. The video showed a ring, a chair, and a human woman (resembling Mira) combing her hair, then maggots, a devil's head, and more maggots. Then, it showed a lady jumping off a cliff, and a well.

After seeing the whole video, Wendy and Harold were confused about that video. They couldn't guess what it meant.

"It's a little boring to me," Harold frowned.

"Yeah, nothing scary about it," Wendy agreed with a confident shrug.

Then, the phone rang, startling the two bugs. When the phone showed the caller was unknown, Wendy and Harold whimpered in fear before Wendy volunteered to swipe to answer the phone

"Seven days," a voice whispered as Wendy and Harold held each other, and whimpered in fear.

Seven days later, Wendy and Harold were sitting on the couch while watching the static of the TV, when a woman in white and long black hair covering her face came out of the TV, and shrieked at the two, making Wendy and Hornet scream.

Suddenly, the Bad heard noises from the next floor.

"All right, maybe coming here wasn't such a great idea," Tarantula said as she felt scared, "Is anybody else getting a little freaked out by all these scary stories?"

"Yeah, my spine is tingling, too," Snake admitted.

"You guys, I'm scared," Hornet shivered in fear with his arms embracing himself.

"You remember that movie, The Conjuring? What if the scary conjuring? Let's get out of here!" Wolf yelled.

When the Bad Guys rushed to the door Snake tried to pull the door open, but he couldn't. He couldn't even find a keyhole or padlock on this door because there was nothing to unlock the door, "Dang it, it's locked!"

"Oh stinger, somebody must have locked us in!" Hornet said.

"We're gonna die in here!" Piranha shouted in fear.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The Bad Guys heard a scream until they turned to see Shark watching on his phone.

"Sorry, guys, somebody emailed me a video of a sheep screaming," Shark showed the video to his friend where a sheep screamed loudly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

https://youtu.be/SIaFtAKnqBU

Ignoring the video, Snake tried to open the door, but it was no use. The door was completely locked.

"It was him. It was the killer ghost. He locked us in!" Piranha cried.

Tarantula crawled to the windows, and noticed they were blocked by metal bars, "All the windows have bars on 'em."

Hornet looked up if there was a way out, "I think the only way out of here is through this duct system."

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By taking the ducts, the Bad Guys crawled inside. But because this was the abandoned hospital, the ducts were unstable as they broke down, making the Bad Guys fall down in another part of the hospital, except for Hornet who flew down to catch up with his friends.

"Where the heck are we?" Wolf asked while looking around.

Then, they heard footsteps echo.

"I heard something," Shark shivered in fear, "Is-is someone else here?"

"Oh, gosh, it's the killer ghost! He's coming for us!" Piranha screamed

"Dang it, why can't I get any reception?" Tarantula tried to contact someone, but there was no signal on her phone.

"Because we're in a basement in the middle of nowhere," Snake answered

"We just need to find a way back to the main floor to get to the exit," Hornet suggested.

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When the Bad Guys found their way out of the basement, and were in the hallway of the main floor, they heard footsteps again, and it was getting nearer.

"Those footsteps are getting closer!" Shark exclaimed

"Those aren't footsteps. It's an old building. Just relax," Snake said, "Besides, I can see an exit door right there."

"Where?" Tarantula asked.

"Right there. Behind that guy with the shovel–" Snake was cut off when he realized there was someone else in the hospital.

A dark figure stood in front of the door, and glared at them while holding a shovel.

The Bad Guys screamed in terror.

"Everybody run!" Wolf yelled as they all ran away from the figure.

They found another way out as they approached the car. Wolf tried to open the door, but it was locked, and there was no time to try to figure out how to open it.

The Bad Guys turned around, and the figure was already behind them, still holding a shovel. They all screamed while embracing each other

Wolf then stopped as he realized something, "Wait a minute. There's six of us, and one of him."

"Yeah, let's get him!" Snake exclaimed.

The Bad Guys ran to the figure, and pinned him down. They all punched and kicked him

Additionally, Tarantula gave him bites and Hornet stung him.

When they stopped, the figure was revealed to be wearing a janitor uniform, and an army hat.

"Um, the killer's name is Sammy, and he's dressed like a janitor," Shark said, observing the man.

The man got the strength to speak after he got beat up, "I've been trying to help you. I'm the caretaker here."

"Wait, you work here? But you have a shovel," Wolf asked while pointing to the shovel the man held.

"I was a soldier. This shovel was my weapon when I fought in Afghanistan," the man answered

"Oh, stinger, he's a war hero," Hornet cringed in guilt.

The man couldn't fight it anymore as he had his head fell back, and showed no signs of life anymore.

"He's dead," Snake declared.

"Ay Caramba, what have we done?" Piranha gasped.

"We killed an innocent man," Tarantula spoke softly.

Looking at the man they killed, the Bad Guys felt guiltier than ever. They weren't supposed to kill him. Not because he was a war hero, but because the Bad Guys were supposed to be better than this. They may be former criminals and vigilantes, but they had no intention to kill anymore. Murdering was way out of their league, and they had no guts to do such a thing. Yet again, they killed someone, and it never felt good. It was worse than stealing.

"Oh, my gosh, we killed an innocent man," Tarantula repeated, couldn't help but still feel guilty about this.

"We-we've got to report this! We gotta turn ourselves in again!" Shark exclaimed in panic.

"No way. If we do that, we'll all go to jail again, and I don't wanna spend another few years in jail," Snake snarled.

"And they'll put murder in our criminal records, and I'm not that kind of criminal!" Hornet cried. He didn't want to be known as a murderer because of his species.

"Let's just think of another idea," Wolf said as he started to think.

Minutes later, behind the hospital, the Bad Guys dug a hole in the ground as each of them held a shovel. Not even Tarantula and Hornet's small sizes can be overcome by the size and weight of the shovels they carried. They already put the dead man into the hall.

"Okay, so we're all on the same page, right? We bury the body, we never speak of this again," Wolf instructed.

"Deal," Snake nodded.

"Got it," Shark agreed.

"Yup," Hornet said.

"Si," Piranha nodded

"Done and done," Tarantula spoke.

The Bad Guys started to dig back the dirt into the hole, burying the man in. When the soil reached the top, they used their shovels to pat the dirt to erase their tracks.

Wolf wept his forehead, and exhaled, "Wow, that was exhausting."

Snake turned to notice something, "Wait a minute, is-is that- is that his car?"

A car was parked next to the sign "Reserved Sammy".

Not wanting to leave any more evidence, like Sammy's car getting parked in his space without him returning to his car, the Bad Guys decided to bury the car too. They dug a huge hole that would fit the car's size, and they pushed the car into it. They started to dig back the first into the whole to bury it. But when they did, the car began to sound the alarm.

"Aw, crap, it's still alive!" Snake exclaimed.

The Bad Guys started to hit the car with their shovels to make it shut up.

When the work was done, the Bad Guys rode in their car with Wolf driving to head back home. The Bad Guys were still silent since they left the abandoned hospital. They couldn't live with their conscience about killing a man, and buried evidence to prevent themselves from going back to jail again

"It does not feel like a Wednesday," Wolf broke the silence.

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The next morning, Diane came in to visit the Bad Guys during her break time from the office. It's not every day she got to visit them instead of getting invited by them.

"Hey guys," Diane greeted smilingly

"Diane, hi!" Wolf greeted back nervously with the Bad Guys smiling sheepishly at her.

While talking to them, Diane continued to walk inside, and had herself sit at their dining table, "I'm glad you let me in. I need to talk to you about something. I know what you guys did last night."

The Bad Guys gasped silently.

"You do?" Shark asked.

"How could you do something so heinous?" While Diane wasn't looking, the Bad Guys thought she knew about them killing a man, and buried him at the abandoned hospital. They each took a knife from the knife set to eliminate their "witness", "Last night, you left me to pay for our orders at the restaurant," Realizing Diane was talking about a different thing, the Bad Guys placed their knives back on the knife set, "So I paid half, so you'll pay the other half of the orders." Now that's another thing. The Bad Guys took out their knives back for Diane getting them to pay half of their order, "Ah, forget it. You don't wanna pay anyway. I'll pay for the full order myself. Why don't you guys just relax? I'll make breakfast for you guys."

"Okay," The Bad Guys replied in unison, putting their knives back, and felt relieved that the governess didn't know what they did last night.

When the Bad Guys headed to their respective rooms, they were interrupted when Diane exclaimed.

"Oh, gosh, guys, come look at the newspaper! 'Janitor dead.'"

The Bad Guys gasped, thinking someone already found the body, and it was reported in the newspaper, "What? No!" They shrieked in terror when they ran back to their dining table with Diane reading the newspaper.

"Right here. My college roommate, Jennifer," Diane showed the Bad Guys the article of a friend with a picture, and the headlines wrote, 'JENNIFER DEAD', "She passed away yesterday."

Though relieved that it wasn't the guy Diane was talking about, they felt stressed about what happened last night, and the governess almost brought up the topic.

"Are-are we really doing this? 'Cause we didn't get, like, any sleep last night," Tarantula said.

"What are you guys freaking out about? You didn't even know her," Diane said.

The Bad Guys muttered in agreement together. When they were about to head back to their respective rooms, they were interrupted by Diane again.

"You guys killed and buried a man?!"

The Bad Guys ran back to Diane in panic.

"Ah, I knew you'd find out!" Shark whimpered loudly.

"Find out what? You guys just got Stephen King's new book, 'You Guys Killed and Buried a Man'," The former thief said while showing a book with the title about it.

"Okay, we are really on edge and this thing we're doin', we're not happy about it, and that's a very odd title for the King of Horror's book," Hornet scowled.

"Hornet, you guys are acting very weird. Just go relax," Diane advised.

"We don't want to relax, we want to stay here and see what you're seeing, because you're saying things that we think are something totally different than what they are!" Snake hissed grouchily.

"Snake, you're gonna have a heart attack. I won't say anything, I'll let you guys relax," Diane said.

When the Bad Guys calmed down, they proceeded back to their rooms, and, once again, they got interrupted.

"'They found a body of a war hero down by the old hospital!'"

The Bad Guys rushed back, feeling annoyed, probably how tired they were.

"Okay, that has to be something!" Wolf growled.

"Oh, sorry, guys, I'm just singing along with this old John Mellencamp song," Diane turned on the radio to let the Bad Guys listen to the song

They went up there to write a movie
Tarantula, Snake, Shark, Hornet, Piranha, and Wolf
Killed the old janitor war hero
Just why, we'll never know...

"I don't remember this one," Shark said, "Guess it's never been in a car commercial."

In a truck that's built Dodge Tough!

"Oh, yeah, no, I know this one," Shark confessed.

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Later at night, when the Bad Guys were at the FasTogether restaurant, they tried to eat their food, but they couldn't feel like eating.

"Guys, I'm kind of freaking out about killing that guy," Wolf confessed, "Anybody else have a hard time sleeping?"

"No, but there's an old John Mellencamp song you're not gonna *beep* believe," Piranha commented.

"Wait, w-what's all this stuff about you guys killing someone?" Snake asked

"Last night, at the abandoned. We killed that war hero," Wolf recalled.

Snake was reluctant to believe it as it was like he wasn't there when it happened that night, "Whoa, whoa, what?! You-you really killed someone? Holy moly, I don't think I want to hear this."

"Snake, you were there with us," Tarantula reminded.

"You're so weird. Last night, I was in Las Vegas. I even have a picture," Snake showed a picture of the city of Las Vegas with a cutout picture of Snake holding a newspaper, "See that? That's yesterday's date in that newspaper."

Shark married his eyes to see the brand of the newspaper, "On Los Angeles Times? They sell Los Angeles Times in Las Vegas?"

"Well, probably, but good luck with that whole 'you five and not me killed a guy' thing," Snake grinned sheepishly before slithering away

"Dang it, that jerk is bailing on us," Wolf said with the other Bad Guys glaring at the runaway snake, "I better give him a piece of my mind."

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Later, Wolf drive back to the abandoned hospital, and parked at the back of the hospital. Then, he opened his trunk to take out his shovel and one of Snake's flower shirts.

"I hate to frame you like this, Snake, but I gotta. I can't go to jail again!" Wolf said.

When Wolf was going to the spot where he and his friend buried that guy, he discovered Shark there too, putting back soil into the hole with a shovel

"Shark, what are you doing here?" Wolf asked.

"What are you both doing here?" Piranha came in with his own shovel.

"Piranha?" Wolf was surprised to see Piranha as well.

"Hey, what are you guys doing here?" Hornet showed up while carrying a shovel.

"What are they doing here? What are you doing here too?!" Tarantula crawled, also carrying her shovel.

"What the fin?" Shark looked so confused.

"You backstabbers!" Snake showed himself with a shovel as well.

"What the thorax is going on?" Tarantula demanded an answer.

"I'll tell you what's going on," Wolf started, "Shark's trying to frame me. He's got my camera that we took pictures of for memorable moments together. He's using it to frame me for murder!"

"Well, I'm not the only one," Shark pointed, "Hornet got my pair of disguise glasses."

"By the way, this pair of glasses isn't my favorite one. It doesn't look good on you," Hornet playfully swung the glasses around before pointing his mitten hand at Tarantula, "But Webs stole my empty diary journal."

"Why would you want to keep it anyway? It doesn't have any writings," Tarantula asked while opening the blank journal. Then, she glared at Piranha, "Piranha got my headphones that I've been looking for hours ago."

"These headphones are too easy to identify that it was you, hermana," Piranha smirked.

"Look at all you pathetic people, bringing stuff to frame each other. You're supposed to be friends," Snake scolded.

"Hey, that's my shovel!" Piranha recognized the shovel Snake held.

"Yeah, right! That's how smart I am, I only had to bring one thing! This way I can dig the hole and just throw this in!" Snake explained his plan.

"But once you throw it in there, how you gonna get the dirt back on top?" Wolf asked.

Without thinking this through, Snake raised the shovel, and demanded, "Give me your shovel!"

"You're gonna have to kill me first!" Wolf dropped Snake's shirt, and raised his shovel.

"Not with my shovel! That's brand new!" Piranha demanded before raising a shovel.

"I want my disguise glasses back! That's one of my favorite pairs!" Shark snarled, and raised his shovel.

"Give me back my journal! I'm trying to fill it!" Hornet yelled while swinging the shovel behind him.

"I just need my headphones back! I've gone crazy without it!" Tarantula admitted before swinging the shovel behind her. The six Bad Guys were ready to strike at each other while waiting for someone to strike first.

Just then, before the Bad Guys could hurt each other, Wolf realized something that clicked into his mind, "Wait, wait, wait, guys! Guys!"

"What?" Snake asked.

"Don't you see? This! This is our horror movie!" Wolf declared.

Now that they saw it, the rest of the Bad Guys put their shovels down, and smiled at each other. They did make a horror movie together after all.

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When their idea became a movie, the Bad Guys went to the movies to watch it. Wolf was portrayed by Sam Rockwell, Snake was portrayed by Marc Maron, Shark was portrayed by Craig Robinson, Piranha was portrayed by Anthony Ramos, Tarantula was portrayed by Awkwafina, and Hornet was portrayed by Rhenzy Feliz. All dressed up in the real Bad Guys' usual clothes with additional clothing (since Snake, Tarantula, and Hornet don't wear pants, their actors wore some). The sixsome pointed their guns at each other, giving icy glares at each other before shooting each other to death.

"It doesn't feel like a Wednesday," The fictional Wolf spoke before lying dead.

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After the movie, the audience wasn't so impressed, not even the Bad Guys too with their own movie idea.

"Boy, that sucked," Piranha commented.

"Yeah, I guess writing a movie isn't as easy as Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes it look," Shark said,

"Hey, at least we gave it a shot, guys," Wolf said, "I just feel bad we killed an innocent man."

Shark then glanced at the "Well, don't feel too bad. Look at that!"

The newspaper showed a headline of the innocent man the Bad Guys killed, "Local Terrorist Leader Missing. Also Stole War Hero medals." The Bad Guys realized they killed another bad guy, and they did a good thing after all.

"Ay caramba!" Piranha exclaimed.

"Wow, that's a relief!" Snake smiled.

"We may have actually made this city a better place after all," Hornet sighed.

"Yeah, what a monster," Shark stated.

"We good, baby, we good," Tarantula added.

"But at least now he's gone forever," Wolf said.

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At the abandoned hospital, at the same spot where the man was buried, a hand holding a shovel popped out from the ground, as so was the door of his car.

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So, this is my Halloween chapter of the Bad Guys. It's not actually a holiday theme, but it is a scary story.

This story is based on Family Guy: Peternormal Activity.

Wolf's story idea was a reference to Under Wraps. Thanks to .
Piranha's story idea was a reference from The Shining, combined with a parody of Family Guy where Stewie encountered the Grady Twins before blowing them with a bazooka in "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
Tarantula and Hornet's story idea was a reference from The Ring, combined with a parody from Amphibia where Anne told a scary "Phone Mo" in the episode "The Shut-In".

The actors that played the characters of the Bad Guys in their movie were the group's original voice actors.

Originally, Mira was supposed to be in this story, other than the woman resembling her in Tarantula and Hornet's story idea arc, but I changed her to Diane to avoid spoilers that I planned in season 1.

I hope you enjoyed my story. Happy Halloween everyone!