Ch.6-Mr.Big
They made their way to the Limo service and saw that it was locked up for the night.
Shark:Closed! Great.
Nick:Hm. And I will betcha you don't have a warrant to get in, hmm? Darn it. It's a bummer.
Julie:You wasted our time on purpose!
Nick:My dear, I have a fake badge. I would never impede your pretend investigation.
Judy: It's not a "pretend investigation".
She pulled out Emmitt's photo.
Judy:Look, see? See him? This otter is missing. Not to mention, this whole missing mammal thing, could be connected to someone they have been after for a while now.
Nick:Well, then they should've gotten real cops to find them.
Piranha:THAT'S IT!!!
He was about to attack Nick but Shark and Snake stopped him. Though, they were having a hard time holding him back.
Tarantula:What is your problem? Does seeing us fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?
Nick grinned.
Nick:It does, 100%. Now, since you're sans warrant, I guess we're... done?
Judy sighed.
Judy:Fine. We are done. Here's your pen.
Judy began to hand Nick the pen but she then tossed it over the fence.
Nick:Hey! First off, you throw like a bunny. Second, you're a very sore loser.
He then began to climb the fence.
Nick:See you chumps later! So sad this is over. I wish I could've helped more!
He landed on the other side but was surprised to see Judy and The Bad Guys on the other side.
Julie:The thing is, you don't need a warrant if you have probable cause.
Wolf:Plus, we're pretty sure we saw a shifty lowlife climbing the fence.
Nick was in utter shock.
Julie:So you're helping plenty! Come on!
They began searching all over the parking area.
Diane:2-9-T-H-D-0-3... This is it! Guys, over here!
They opened the limo door, and cold mist from the inside came out. Julie then picked up a tuft of fur on the floor.
Julie:Looks like polar bear fur.
Shark:Can we hurry this up. I don't do well in cold.
Snake:Ditto
Nick suddenly jumped back from shock.
Nick:Oh my God!
Tarantula:What? What?!
Nick pulled out a few CD's
Nick:The velvety pipes of Jerry Vole!
Everyone looked at him annoyed. Julie handed Judy the fur, who put it in a bag.
Nick:But on CD. Who still uses CDs?
Nick then opened the window to the back of the Limo, and was stunned.
Nick:Uh, guys. If that otter was here...he had a very bad day...
They peaked through the window to see the back had claw marks everywhere!
Judy:Those are... claw marks. You ever seen anything like this?
Nick:No.
Shark:Okay, this is really starting to freak me out.
They searched the back, and they found Emmitt's wallet, with some of his I.Ds
Diane:Yep, This is him. Emmitt Otterton. He was definitely here. What do you think happened?
Nick picked up a cup, and instantly became frightened.
Nick:Well, now, wait a minute. Polar bear fur, rat-pack music, fancy cup?
He began frantically organizing the cups.
Nick:I know whose car this is, we gotta go!
Piranha:Why? Whose car is it?
Nick:The most feared crime boss in Tundratown. They call him Mr.Big, and he does not like me, so we gotta go!
Judy:We're not leaving. This is a crime scene.
Nick:Well, it's gonna be an even bigger crime scene if Mr. Big finds me here, so we're leaving, right now!
They were about to leave when Nick opened the door and they were stopped by two polar bear thugs. Nick recoiled and jumped back, startled.
Nick:(Nervously)Oh, gah! Raymond! And is that Kevin? Long time no see! And speaking of "no see", how about you forget you saw me me. Huh? For old time's sake?
They grabbed the group and shoved them in the limo
Nick:That's a no.
They began to make their way to Mr.Big. The group then began whispering to each other.
Judy:What did you do that made Mr. Big so mad at you?
Nick:I, um... I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug that was made from the fur of a skunk'ssss... butt.
Everyone was speechless.
Judy:Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.
Julie:Do we want to know how you got that?
Nick:Trust me, some doors are better left unopened.
They then arrived at Mr.Big's house. A polar bear thug then entered the room.
Judy:Is that Mr. Big?
Nick:No.
A bigger one then entered.
Tarantula:What about him? Is that him?
Nick:No!
Then the biggest one entered.
Judy: That's gotta be him.
Nick:(Through teeth) Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking!
However, when he sat at the desk, in his hand, was a small shrew with a tux.
Piranha:Oh.
Nick:Mr. Big, sir, this is a simple misunder-
He was cut off by Mr.Big holding his paw out.
Nick:Oh, here!
He began kissing Mr.Big's paw.
Nick:Ahh. This is a simple misunderstanding.
Mr.Big:You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married.
Nick:The point is, I-I did not know that it was your car, and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding!
Mr.Big:Hmm. I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Grandmama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug. Made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Grandmama, who I buried in that skunk butt rug.
Julie:Yeah, dude, did you really think that wouldn't backfire?
Nick glared at her.
Mr.Big:I told you never to show your face here again, but here you are, snooping around with these...
He looked at Judy and The Bad Guys.
Mr.Big: What are you, performers? What's with the outfits?
Judy:Sir, I am a co-
Nick:Mime! She is a mime! This mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime!
Judy:No, I am a cop. And these guys(Points to Bad Guys) Are vigilantes trying to help.
Judy then showed him Emmitt's picture.
Judy:I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car!
Everyone was signing her to shut up.
Judy:So intimidate me all you want, I'm gonna find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do.
Both Nick and Julie facepalmed.
Julie:Welp, we're dead.
Mr.Big:Then I have only one request:say hello to Grandmama. Ice 'em!
Wolf:Wait, what?!
Nick:Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The polar bears then grabbed all of them.
Nick:I-I-I-I-I-I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing!
Mr.Big:And you never will.
Nick:Please!
Judy:Put me down!
The polar bears the moved the carpet and revealed a trap door of ice water then dangled them over it.
Diane:Please, this is just a misunderstanding!
Nick:No, no, no, no, no! If you're mad at me about the rug, I've got more rugs!
Shark:Uh, Piranha, if we're about to die, I just want to tell ya:Remember when you found your toothbrush covered in gunk? That was me.
Piranha:What?!
Shark:I stepped in dog poop, man!
Piranha:If these guys weren't going to kill us, I would murder you!
They were just about to be iced, when...
Fru Fru:Oh, Daddy!
The shrew from Little Rodentia came in in a wedding dress.
Fru Fru:It's time for our dance!
She then saw the group over the ice pit.
Fru Fru:Ugh! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding!
Mr.Big:I have to, baby, daddy has to. Ice 'em!
Nick:No, no, no!
Fru Fru:Wait. Wait! Thats the bunny and raccoon that saved my life yesterday! From that giant doughnut!
Mr.Big:This bunny and raccoon?
Fru Fru: Yeah!(Waves to Judy and Julie)Hi!
Judy:Hi.
Julie:love your dress.
Fru Fru: Aw... Thank you!
Mr.Big:Hm. Put 'em down.
The polar bears then let the group go
Mr.Big:You have done me a great service. I will help you find the otter. I will take your kindness and pay it forward.
They then sat down with Mr.Big at the wedding table to discuss Emmitt.
Mr.Big: Otterton is my florist. He's like a part of the family. He had something important he wanted to discuss. That's why I sent that car to pick him up. But he never arrived.
Wolf:Because he was attacked.
Mr.Big:No. He attacked.
The groups eyes widen.
Tarantula:Otterton?
Mr.Big:Otterton. He went crazy - ripped up the car, scared my driver half to death and disappeared into the night.
Julie:But he's a sweet little otter.
Mr.Big: Hmm. My child, we may be evolved, but deep down, we are still animals. You wanna find Otterton, talk to the driver of the car. His name is Manchas. Lives in the Rainforest District. Only he can tell you more.
With that, the group left. Wolf began thinking about what Big had said about Otterton.
Wolf:Why would Otterton just flip out out of nowhere and attack the limo driver?
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