Ch.5:Looking for clues
The groups entered the "Mystic Springs Oaisis".
When they walked in, they saw a hippie yak at the front desk, with flies buzzing around him.
Yax:Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...
Judy:Ahem. Hi. Uh, hello.
Yax:Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...
Snake:'Scuse us, dude.
Judy:Hello? Hello? Hello!
Yax then came out of his meditation.
Yax:Hmm?
Judy:Hello! My name is...
Yax:Ohhh, y'know, I'm gonna hit the pause button right there, 'cause we're all good on bunny scout cookies.
Snake:Girl sc-what?
Judy:Uh... no. I'm Officer Hopps, ZPD.
Wolf:We're with her We're looking for a missing mammal; Emmitt Otterton, right here, who may have frequented this establishment?
He showed Yax Emmitt's picture.
Yax:Yeah, old Emmitt!
He handed Wolf the picture back.
Yax:Haven't seen him in a couple of weeks. But hey, you should talk to his yoga instructor. I'd be happy to take you back.
Judy:Oh thank you so much, I'd appreciate that more than you can imagine, it'd be such an -
She stopped mid sentence when she saw he wasn't wearing any clothes! The Bad Guys were in surprise too.
Shark:You're...naked...
Yax:Huh? Oh, for sure, we're a naturalist club!
Nick:Yeah, in Zootopia, anyone can be anything. And these guys? They be naked.
Julie:I'm just going to cover my eyes while we're here.
She did so, and Diane grabbed the back of her shirt collar just in case.
The group was just as disturbed when Yax opened the door. There were naked animals everywhere!
Yax:Nangi 's just on the other side of the pleasure pool.
The Bad Guys just had their mouths wide open, except for Julie.
Julie:Judging by the sounds I'm hearing, I think I made the right call...
Nick:Oh, boy. Does this make you uncomfortable? Because if so, there's no shame in calling it quits.
Snake:We don't quit easily.
Judy snapped out of the shock.
Judy:Yes, there is.
Nick: Boy, that's the spirit.
After processing the situation, they made their way to Nangi the elephant.
Yax:Yeah, some mammals say the naturalist life is weird, but you know what I say is weird? Clothes on animals!
They found Nangi doing yoga.
Yax:Here we go. As you can see, Nangi's an elephant, so she'll totally remember everything. Hey, Nangi! These dudes have some questions about Emmitt the Otter.
Nangi:Who?
Yax:Uh, Emmitt Otterton. Been coming to your yoga class for, like, six years.
Wolf showed her the picture while trying to avoid looking at her nudity.
Nangi:I have no memory of this beaver.
Snake:Uh, he's an otter, actually.
Yax:He was here a couple of Wednesdays ago, remember?
Nangi:Nope.
Wolf:Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Yax:Yeah, he was wearing a green cable-knit sweater vest and a new pair of corduroy slacks. Oh, and a Paisley tie, sweet Windsor knot. Real tight. Remember that, Nangi?
Nangi:No.
Yax:Yeah, and we both walked him out, and he got into this big old white car with a silver trim. Needed a tune-up, the third cylinder wasn't firing. Remember that, Nangi?
Nangi:Nope.
Tarantula:Um, uh, you didn't happen to catch the license plate number... did you?
Yax:Oh, for sure. It was 2-9-T-H-D-0-3.
Judy wrote down the plate number.
Judy: ...0-3. Wow, this is a lot of great info, thank you.
Diane:Much appreciated.
Yax:Told you Nangi has a mind like a steel trap. Ah, I wish I had a memory like an elephant.
The group left the Oasis, still a little shaken by what they saw.
Julie:Is it safe to look now?
Judy:Yeah, you're good.
They then went to the DMV to run the license plate.
Nick:Flash is the fastest guy in there. You need something done, he's on it.
Tarantula:I hope so. We are really fighting the clock and every minute counts.
However, when they entered, they saw that all the employees were sloths!
Piranha:Wait, they're all sloths?
Snake facepalmed.
Snake:You are kidding me...
Shark:You said this was gonna be quick!
Nick:(In mock surprise)What, are you saying that because he's a sloth he can't be fast? I thought in Zootopia anyone could be anything.
The group was really beginning to lose their patience with Nick.
The walked up the sloth in the center, Flash
Nick:Flash, Flash, hundred yard dash! Buddy, it's nice to see ya.
Flash: Nice to... see you... too.
Nick:Hey, Flash, I'd love you to meet my friends... Uh, darling, I've forgotten your name.
Piranha's eye was beginning to twitch.
Judy:Hmmm. (inhales) Officer Judy Hopps, ZPD. How are you?
Flash:I am... doing... just...
Snake:Fine?
Flash:...as well... as... I can... be.
Judy:Hmm.
Flash:What...
The group was growing impatient.
Nick:Hang in there.
Flash:...can I... do...
Diane:Well, we was hoping you could run a plate-
Flash: ...for you...
Judy:Well, we were was hoping you could-
Flash:..today?
Judy: Well, was hoping you could run a plate for us. We are in a really big hurry!
Flash:Sure. What's the... plate...
Judy:2-9-T-
Flash:...number?
Judy sighed faintly
Judy:2-9-T-H-D-0-3.
Flash was taking for ages. Shark, Julie, and Piranha sat down at one of the benches to wait. Just as Flash was about to put in the last number, Nick decided to be a jerk again.
Nick:Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?
Wolf and Judy:(To Nick) No!
Tarantula:Don't say yes! Don't say yes!
Flash:Sure.
Diane:Dang it...
Nick:What do you call a three-humped camel?
Flash:I don't... know. What do... you call... a...
Judy's patience was also wearing thin
Judy:Three-humped camel.
Flash:...three-humped... camel?
Nick: Pregnant!
Flash: Ha... Ha... Heh... Ha...
Judy: Ha ha! Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the task?
Flash turned his head to another sloth.
Flash: Hey...
Wolf:Wait, wait, wait!
Judy:No No!
Flash:Priscilla....
Wolf buried his face in his hands.
Diane:Oh, no!
Priscilla:Yes... Flash?
Flash:What... do...
Judy Hopps: (exhales a small gasp)No...!
Flash: ...you call...
Wolf:(over Flash) A three-humped camel? Pregnant!
Flash: ...a three...
Judy:Okay! Great! We got it! Please, just...
Flash: ...humped...
Snake:Someone, please...kill me...
After a long time later, they finally got the number and Flash slowly handed it to Judy.
Flash:Here...
Judy: Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, hurry.
Snake:We're on a bit of time crunch.
Flash:...you...
Judy grabbed it
Judy:Thank you! 2-9-T-H-D-0-3...
Flash:...go.
Judy: It's registered to...Tundratown Limo Service! A limo took Otterton! And the limo's in Tundratown! It's in Tundratown!
Wolf:That's great! Another lead!
They began to run out.
Diane clapped her hands for Julie, Shark, and Piranha, who had fallen asleep earlier.
Diane:Come on guys! We got another lead.
The group then exited the building.
Nick:(To Flash)Way to hustle, bud. I love ya! I owe ya!
Wolf:Alright, if we hurry, I think we can beat the rush hour and-
He was cut off by seeing that it was nighttime!
Wolf:It's night?!
Tarantula:We were in there for that long?!
Snake's eye twitched. Everyone glared at Nick.
Nick:Oh what? Did I do something wrong?
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