Ch.13-Train Chase
The weasel named Duke Weaselton was sell bootleg movies on the street.
Weasel:Ha-ha! Well, hello! Step right up. Anything you need, I got it.
Weasel:All your favorite movies! I've got movies that haven't even been released yet!
(A/N This is one of my personal favorite jokes in the movie)
Weaselton:Hey, 15% off. 20! Make me an offer! Come on!
Nick: Well, well. Look who it is, the Duke of Bootleg.
Weaselton:What's it to you, Wilde? Shouldn't you be melting down a pawpsicle or something?
He immediately recognized Judy.
Weaselton:Hey, if it isn't Flopsy the Copsy.
Judy:We both know those weren't moldy onions Ms.Raccoon and I caught you stealing. What were you gonna do with those Night howlers, Weselton?
Weaselton:It's Weaselton! Duke Weaselton! And I ain't talking, Rabbit. And there ain't nothing you can do to make me.
He flicked his toothpick in Judy's face. The group looked at each other slyly. Snake coiled around him and and they got in their cars.
Weaselton:You better release me right now before I-
He was cut off by Snake giving him a death glare. That got him to shut up for a while.
Nick:Nice death glare.
Snake:Heh heh. Being an ex-criminal has its benefits.
They took Duke to Mr.Big and explained everything to him.
Mr.Big:Ice him!
One of the polar bears held him over the ice pit.
Weaselton: You dirty rat! Why are you helping her? She's a cop!
Mr.Big: And the godmother to my future granddaughter.
Fru Fru came in who was now pregnant.
Fru Fru: I'm gonna name her Judy
Judy:Aww!
Mr.Big:Ice this weasel.
Weaselton:Ahh! All right, all right, please! I'll talk! I'll talk! I stole them Night Howlers so I could sell 'em. They offered me what I couldn't refuse - money.
Tarantula:And to whom did you sell them?
Weaselton: A ram named Doug. We got a drop spot underground. Just watch it; Doug is the opposite of friendly. He's unfriendly.
The group made their way to the abandoned subway station. They saw and old subway car, which Doug had converted into his lab.
They went inside to see tons of Night Howlers and lab equipment.
Tarantula:The weasel wasn't lying.
Snake: Yeah, it looks like ol' Doug's cornered the market on Night Howlers.
They heard some noise and immediately hid. They saw Doug wearing some sort of hazmat suit.
He began dumping a barrel of Night Howlers into the equipment, which converted it into a bullet and loaded it into a strange gun. His phone soon rang.
Doug: You got Doug here. What's the mark? Cheetah in Sahara Square, got it. Consider it done. You serious? Yeah, I know they're fast, I can hit 'em. Listen, I hit a tiny little otter through the open window of a moving car.
The group saw a map, with pictures of all the predators that have gone savage, including Manchas and Otterton.
Doug:Yeah, I'll buzz you when it's done. Or you'll see it on the news, you know, whichever comes first.
He then hung up. Then another person entered the lab
???:I trust everything is running smoothly here?
The group could believe it, it was Terrance!
Doug:Yep, just got another job in Sahara Square.
A knock was heard at the back of the lab.
Woolter:Hey, guys, open up! We've got your lattes!
Doug:Alright, Woolter and Jesse are back with the lattes.
Terrance:Hard to scheme without caffeine getting you going.
Doug:I know, right?
While Doug and Terrance were at the door, Judy and Juile came out from the hiding spot.
Nick:Where are you going?
Snake:Where are you going? Get back here!
Tarantula:They're gonna see you!
Doug opened the door.
Doug:Better have the extra foam this time-
Without warning, Judy and Julie kicked Doug and Terrance out. Terrance was shocked to see his daughter.
Terrance:(Points at Julie) You!
Judy then locked the door.
Woolter:Hey! Open up!
Snake:What are you two doing?! You just trapped us in here!
Judy:We need to get this evidence to the ZPD.
Shark grabbed the dart gun case.
Shark:Okay, great, here it is. Got it.
Judy:No. All of it!
Diane:Wait, what?
Judy ran up to the cab and started fiddling with the controls.
Snake:Great, you're a conductor now, huh? Hey, listen, it would take a miracle to get this rust bucket going.
Eventually, Judy got the train working.
Tarantula:You were saying.
Snake:Huh. Well, hallelujah!
Terrance was on the phone with someone.
Terrance:We have a situation at the lab...
They then noticed the train taking off.
Terrance:Oh my! And it just got worse!
Woolter and Jesse went after the train
Nick:Mission accomplished. Would it be premature for me to do a little victory toot-toot?
Wolf:All right. One toot-toot.
Nick tooted the horn. However, unknown to anyone, Woolter and Jesse were climbing the top of the train.
Nick:Well, I can cross that off the bucket list.
The celebration was short lived as they all heard a thud. Woolter then broke into the train. Piranha stayed behind while the rest of the group got in the cab.
Piranha:WHATS UP PAPA!
He began fighting Woolter.
Nick:I may have to rescind that victory toot-toot.
They then heard another thud on the roof.
Shark:Maybe that's just hail?
Jesse broke through one of the windows, but ended up getting stuck.
Diane:Back off!
She tried to get Jesse away from Judy, but he pushed her against the door. Diane saw Piranha was right up against the door, and Woolter was about to ram him.
Diane:Incoming!
She opened the door, Piranha hopped over him, and he knocked Jesse out of the window, and he landed in front of the train. Now Woolter was the one who was stuck. Judy was hanging onto his horns.
Nick:Carrots!
Judy:Don't stop, keep going!
Jesse:No! No! Please stop!
Judy:Do not stop this car!
Jesse ended leaping to the side to let the train pass by. He survived, but it did shave his stomach. Woolter tossed Judy onto the the top of the car. Eventually, the train emerges from out of the tunnel. Woolter was trying to punch his way in to get to the others. However, as Judy tries to get up, she notices a freight train coming straight towards them, on the same track!
Judy noticed a rail switch coming up, giving her an idea.
Judy:Speed up. Guys, speed up!
Julie:Are you crazy?!
Nick:There's another train coming!
Judy:Trust me. Speed up!
Tarantula:I hope you know what you're doing!
Nick increased the train's speed. Woolter noticed the other train and began to panic.
Woolter:Stop the train!
He screamed as the two trains were about to collide when...
Judy:Hey! Need some help?
She kicked Woolter and and hit hit the switch, diverting them onto the other track. Unfortunately, they were going to fast and ended up tipping to the side.
Nick: Oh no, oh no, no, no, too fast! Too fast!
Diane:Everyone hold on!
The car skidded along the tracks and into another tunnel. The sparks ended up igniting a few propane tanks in the lab. They turned around and saw that they were about to hit a wall.
Snake:I think this is our stop!
They all leapt out to the platform. The car hit the wall and ended up exploding.
Julie:Okay, maybe... Maybe some of the evidence survived.
The car then exploded again!
Judy:Everything is gone. We've lost it all.
Nick:Yeah. Oh, except for this.
He had the briefcase with the gun and Night Howler serum in it
Judy:Ooh, Nick! Yes!
She punched him in the arm.
Nick:Ow.
Judy:Come on! We gotta get to the ZPD. Cut through the Natural History Museum!
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