Chapter 4: DJ Jack Frost, Noel, and Failed Delivery

BiancaSantana880 ReptileEdge
That night, the Bad Guys put their new plan into motion. Wolf checked the master plan one last time with the gang, to make sure everyone knew their part.

"The ultimate goal, I reminded the crew, was to bring holiday spirit back to the city- so that we could bring on some holiday heisting!" He explained each piece of the plan. "First, Piranha and Hyena will help Webs get to the antenna so she can hack it."

Up on the rooftop of the radio station, Webs and Piranha got ready to set the first pieces into place.

"Then," Wolf continued, "Shark will infiltrate the radio station and distract the DJ so she doesn't notice Webs is taking over the feed with holiday music."

Inside the station, Shark was wearing a top hat, ready for his task. But the best gig of all was saved for Snake, Dragon, and Wolf. They were dressed in Santa hats, so they could get right into character.

"Finally" Wolf finished up, "Snake, Dragon, and I will steal gifts from the department store to then break in and leave at unsuspecting houses."Once everyone was in position, Wolf signaled for them to go.
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"And you said what Santa did was wrong." Pandora smirked at him, Wolf stuttered and everyone laughs at him.
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At the entrance to the department store, Wolf stood casually on lookout as Snake jimmied the store's lock. As soon as they had the door open, the two slipped inside and began filling their bags with as many gifts as they possibly could.
Meanwhile, back at the radio station, DJ Trudy Tude droned into the microphone.

"That was No No No Noel by Death Anchor. Bah humbug, amirite?" She pressed à wah-wah button on her soundboard, just as Shark was dressed in the ultimate Scrooge costume, barged into the studio. Trudy Tude looked up in surprise.

"Scrooge?" She whispered.

Then she shook her head and said, "Look, if you're here to teach me the meaning of Christmas, I'm not interested," she said, pressing her soundboard to make an old-time car horn sound blare out of the booth.

Shark blurted out in a weak British accent, "Don't you dare give the right dishonorable Ebenezer Scrooge the horn!" He waved his cane around in the air, trying to distract the bored DJ while also trying to push a specific button on her soundboard.
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Pandora and the Kids laughed. Mostly Gray and Luna about their dad.
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But Trudy Tude wasn't one to be easily fooled.

"Buddy," she said, brushing his cane aside. "I don't work with side-kicks.' She covered her mic, trying to keep Shark from getting a word in edgewise.

"I kick no one's sides," Shark said regally. "Unless it's that annoying brat Tiny Tim!" He jabbed his cane toward the board again, but just missed the button.
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"This piece of the plan was proving to be harder than Shark had expected." Mason said.

"It couldn't be that hard." Mojo says.

"But it was." Mason said.
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Meanwhile, back across town, Wolf, Snake, and Dragon were ready to put the next part of their plan in action. They stood in front of a house, getaway car waiting patiently nearby, stuffed full of gifts they needed to distribute.

"This should be a breeze," Wolf said to Snake, as he gestured to the first house on their hit list.
They were each holding a gift at the ready. "All you have to do is break into the house and leave a gift."
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"Isn't that like breaking the law?" Moe asked.

"It is, but what we're doing son, is breaking in for the better good." Mason said.
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Snake hissed. He still did not like this piece of the plan. He was a taker, not a giver. But he'd do what he had to do to support their ultimate mission.

"Fine. Let's get this over with" Snake said.

Wolf watched as Snake slipped behind the house gift in his hands. Snake muttered, "Welp, I definitely did it. We can go now."

Wolf and Dragon eyed their buddy, who had a very boxlike lung stuffed into the center of his body.

"What?" Snake said, glaring back at him. "You never seen an ab before?"

"Cough it up," Wolf said, gesturing to the box hidden inside Snake's belly.
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"Like always Snake would try to jeopardized the plan." Mason glances at Snake, he shrugs and Pandora laughs.

"What?" Snake said as Dragon gave him a glare.

Snake grumbled as he hacked up the gift.
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"And the vase he'd taken from the house while he was inside."

"Dad!" Viper scold him.
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"What? What's the point of breaking in if you're not gonna steal anything" Hubert said.

"The point of breaking in is to gift people gifts so we could continue the heist-tacular." Wolf says.
Wolf shook his head.

"Gimme a break," Snake muttered. "Giving, not taking, is unnatural."

With a sigh, Wolf said, "I'll do it. Watch and learn." He strolled confidently toward the house, returning mere moments later.

"See?" Wolf said, shrugging. "Piece of cake."
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"Well at least I wasn't the only one trying to steal." Snake glances at wolf.

"What is he talking about Wolf?" Pandora asked.

"Well you see sweetheart..." Wolf said.
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Snake nodded at something behind Wolf's back.

"So, what's that, then?" Snake asked.

"What's what?" Wolf asked, in his most innocent-sounding voice.

Snake pointed to the present, which was hidden carefully behind Wolf's snazzy suitcoat.  Wolf pulled the gift out from behind his back and looked at it, acting surprised that he hadn't actually completed his mission. This fake-Santa business was a whole lot harder than it looked!
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"Wolf!" Pandora scolded at him now.

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