Wile (chuckling): Wow.

Lola: Big and fancy.

Daffy: Rodent's got taste. Okay.

Sylvester: Huh. Almost makes me want to be cute.

Creek: They say experience is the best teacher. And they are wrong. I am. Good morning, students of goodness. And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.

Taz: A giant butt.

Creek: Huh? Uh, it's-it's not a butt. It's a lamp in the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest...

Taz: I wonder whose butt it is.

Wile: Uh...

Creek: Once again, it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a heart. Now, as I was saying...

Taz: Then why does it have cheeks?

Daffy: Taz!

Taz: What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.

Creek: (scoffs) It's not a...

Taz: Booty!

Creek: It's not a butt! Not a butt!

Taz: Does he know what a butt is?

Creek: (clears throat) As I was saying, on the outside, the five of you are villains, predators, remorseless sociopaths.

Daffy: Oh, stop. You're making me blush.

Creek: But inside, there's a flower... the flower of goodness... and when it blooms and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating through your body, you're going to want to feel it all the time.

Lola: So we're going for a tingle?

Creek: Not any tingle. The tingle of goodness, which you'll feel in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory. Okay, Sylvester, I'm going to give you a Push Pop.

Sylvester: Great! Push Pop just for me!

Creek: No, to share.

Sylvester: Why?

Creek: Well, on a fundamental level, it's about putting someone else's needs ahead of your own.

Sylvester: Oh, no. No way.

Wile: Sylvester...

Sylvester: (groans) All right, all right.

Daffy: This is going to taste extra sweet, 'cause I know how bad you want it. Pop me, please. Ah...

Sylvester: Nope. Sucker.

Daffy: That's it! I'll teach you to share! Mm, I like sharing. It's yummy. Mm.

Sylvester (echoing): Totally worth it.

Creek: Well, that's terrifying. Let's try something simpler. A good person always pays attention to the needs of others. Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma. Taz, help grandma across the street.

Taz: (scoffs) Sure, sure, sure. I do this all the time. Here you go, ma'am.

Lola: Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.

Taz: What was that? What did you say? You think I can't do this?

Wile: No, no, no, Taz! (Gets hit by a truck)

Creek: Maybe simpler?

Wile: Hey, look. It's a cat stuck in a tree.

Creek: It doesn't get much simpler than that. Now, what in this scenario would give you that good tingle?

Sylvester: Eating it? This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me.

Creek: No. I want you to s...

Wile: Smack it.

Sylvester: Skin it?

Daffy: Stab it.

Lola: Sauté it.

Taz: Sing to it?

Creek: Save it. I want you to sa... That's obv... It's so obvi... I want you to save it.

ALL: Oh! Right, right. Right, right, right. Sure. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Sylvester: Whoa, that cat is obviously defective.

Taz: What is wrong with you? You're gonna give it a heart attack. (scoffs) I'll handle this. What's up, papa!

Wile: (screams) Get him off my face! He's on my face!

Creek: No, no, no, no, no, listen! Wh-What are you doing? Okay. What, may I ask, are you good at?

Taz: Stealing stuff.

Daffy: Oh, yeah, we're great at that.

Robbery.

Larceny.

Wire fraud.

Extortion.

Tax evasion.

Heists.

Lola: Mail fraud.

Creek: Wait. Heists, you say?

Wile: Well, that's... yeah, that's kind of our specialty.

Creek: I might just have an idea.