The math report went great actually. I only had to explain how the Pythagorean theorem works and I said you just have to do a square root of a and b squared and equals to C, but that's not the problem cause the only problem is that I exaggerated everything on that report. Luckily, Mr. Cranky Doodle wasn't acting like a bitch today and he actually gave me an A+ for my exaggeration.

After Math class I immediately went straight ahead to Chemistry and I'm pretty late now cause Fluttershy asked me to help her carry the books she was gonna use while she'll carry a bag full of animals. I am a kind friend so I did and was 5 minutes late. The teacher didn't give me detention cause she said she'll only give warning. I totally forgot that Soarin was my lab partner and he practically smirked at me for being late.

The teacher started talking about a project being done by pairs and my lab partner will be my pair. Our project is actually gonna be a report and observations about this chemical reaction thing we're gonna be doing a for a week and we'll pass it on Monday. Soarin and I argued about which house we're gonna be doing this chemistry thing but I eventually gave up and agreed that we both gonna do it in my house.

What, y'all thought he wants to do it in his house?

Ha bitch you thought.

The teacher right now is discussing about some sodium acetate and it's chemical reaction to water. I already knew this thing when Twilight dragged my ass to an international science fair at Canterlot city. I'm not really interested listening to it again.

"Sodium acetate is a hygroscopic white crystalline powder with acetic acid odor. It's melting point is 324 degrees Celsius, yes so y'all dumbasses better not blah blah bla..." The teacher continued talking while writing the molecular formula and molecular weight.

I sighed and continued doodling faces on the back of my notebook and erasing it after fucking its face up. I looked at Soarin beside me who's staring at nothingness on the clean part of the white board in front of the room. I snapped my fingers and waved it in front of his face. He suddenly flinched and slowly glanced at me and raised a brow. I bit my lip, because I know he can't resist this, "Please, talk to me cause I'm bored."

He stared at me for a while, his eyes half lid opened and just shrugged, "What do you want to talk about?"

I scanned around the room trying to find a distraction and trying to find what to discuss about. Soarin's good in science and he always gets A+s. I write down the sodium acetate formula on my notebook and pushed it near him. I leaned in closer and rested the side of my head on my palm and stared at his emerald eyes. "Can you help me with that?"

He smirked as he observed how suggestive I was, "Well, you need, to do it like a chemist, on the table, periodically."

I sly smirk tugged on my lips and a fake laugh escaped my lips, "Ha-ha way to go, Soarin." I rolled my eyes and positioned myself back on the table.

Although that doesn't stop him from making science jokes, "Your clothes would look even better if it accelerated to my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2."

A smug smile appeared on his face and now he leaned on his palm while staring at me smugly. I long exhale escaped from my lips and I rolled my eyes, "That's one way to get choked by me."

He smirk grew wider, "but how do you choke me? I think I can only do that."

I sighed exasperatedly and covered my face, "Soarin, I'm trying to study okay!"

"Last time I checked you were trying to seduce me." he shook his head and chuckled.

I heaved a sigh, "That was last time, Soarin." and shot him a smirk, "don't pretend you don't like it."

"I would if you let me do it."

I hissed, "Fuck off."

*****

"Dude, I know I've agreed to do this project but my room looked like a tornado just passed by." I said. He parked his car on the side in front of his house and stopped the car's engine.

"I've been there, so stop worrying." He rolled his eyes, "unless there's a dildo under-Ow!"

I hit him on the back of his head, "Stop being so fucking disgusting, seriously."

"Okay fine." I rolled my eyes and opened the car door and got out and Soarin followed behind. Mom isn't home yet so that's good she won't know that I'm brining a boy to my house. I opened the door and went in and before I switched on the lights, Soarin grabbed my hand and pinned me to a wall.

I scrunched my eyebrows in confusion, "What the fuck are you-"

He shoved his hand and covered my mouth, "Shhh!" He glanced at both sides at the ends of the wall. "Someone's here."

I scrunched my eyebrows in confusion. No one's home here and I definitely have the keys. Did someone break into my house!? "Mwhh coud thht hbe?" I said through a muffled voice since Soarin can't get his hand off my mouth. His other hand was pinning me. This is just ridiculous. Suddenly, the lights switched open on the other light and was followed by a loud party cannon.

"SURPRISE!" My friends all said in sync and their energy slowly dies when they see us both. "Oh."

My face reddens and slapped Soarin's hand away and got out from his grip. "H-hi guys." I slowly waved a hand.

All of them stayed silent and confused while Rarity had an evil smile and Pinkie was happier. "We weren't interrupting anything, were we?" Rarity said with a glint of evil in her eyes.

I bit my lip and shuffled my feet awkwardly, "Uh-no! You didn't-haha-ha- Rarity shut the fuck up"

Pinkie grinned, "What a relief, we were just throwing you a party but we actually thought you and Soarin were doing something privately ha-ha!"

Soarin grimaced, "Yeah, like do our chemistry project, that's pretty private."

Rarity smiled smugly, "Oh, you two were having chemistry thing? Oh I see how much we were interru-"

I cut her off, "He meant serious chemistry project, Rarity." I glared at her and she was wiggling her eyebrows at me

Applejack laughed, "Oh what kind of experiment?"

Soarin and I's faces were how deep red. I rolled my eyes and groaned, "Look, we're gonna do a research and do this experiment thing and write a report about it, okay? It's nothing for all of you to be worry about. Soarin's an ugly piece of-"

"What-"

"And there's no way that we'd be hitting each other okay?"

They went silent for a few seconds before all of them realised what was happening. Twilight coughed, "I'll be apologising for their assumptions, it was truly wrong."

"What are you guys doing in my house?" I shot them another glare, "and how did you guys open it!?"

They all noticed my confused expression and they all looked at each other, "Isn't it your birthday?" Twilight asked.

"My birthday-what!? You all forgot about my birthday, my birthday is in fucking February!" I put my hands on my hips, "I can't believe you all forgot about my birthday!"

"Well Rarity said your birthday is in November-" Rarity cut Fluttershy off, "I did not, Pinkie Pie said it was November!" They all looked at Pinkie Pie and Pinkie narrowed her eyes at them, "Well don't look at me Dash said birthday to me yesterday or the other day or something.." She mumbled at the last words, "but Rainbow Dash said November!"

The other day? Yesterday? What did I say the other day or yesterday, I never said anything- Oh. Soarin's birthday is in November. They were all arguing in the background, "HEY!" I shouted and they finally went silent, "Pinkie, I appreciate your efforts but my birthday isn't on November."

"Then what did you tell me the other day?" Pinkie looked suspiciously at me and I had to quickly think of something, "My-uh my mom's birthday is on November and-" Pinkie cut me off, "Your mom's birthday was October," I covered Pinkie's mouth before she says anything else, "No, it was on November, Pinkie." A fake smile stretches across my face and signaled Twilight to leave.

"Yeah, well, since you guys are, I think, busy now, I can have the cake and Soarin and I will be doing our homework now." I said suggestively and Rarity narrowed her eyes at me, "Of course, Rainbow Dash, homework..."

"Bye Dashie!" Pinkie shut the door behind her and they all left and I sighed in relief.

"Oh, finally, they're gone."

Soarin chuckled, "Did just they think what I think it is.

I sighed, "Apparently, they did."