Hey.

Who's this?

Someone who got your phone number.

Is this a prank?

You wish.

Then how did you get my phone number?

I typed a bunch of random numbers and bam! I'm here!

Seriously?

I was being sarcastic Kayla ;)

Then how did you get my number and how the fuck do you know my name?

That's not important.

Tell me who I'm talking to.

No.

Why?

Because it's not important.

Do you go to my school?

Maybe.

What does that even mean?

That I might be going to your school.

Hello captain obvious I know what the literal meaning is.

Then why did you ask?

Just forget that I asked.

How many friends do you have?

I'm not telling you anything about me until I know who you are.

I already said that I wasn't telling you.

Then stop texting me.

You obviously find this very entertaining.

No I do not.

You do.

Why would you think that?

Because you would have stopped texting me by now.

I glared at my phone screen who does this douche think he is?