I woke up to the sound of the birds chirping with prince charming singing far away.

I opened my sapphire blue oRbS and slid the satin sheets off my perfectly tanned body.

My mascara was black but not onyx black just black black but not black enough because it didn't match my soul.

I continued gazing at my reflection in the mirror. I was just average. Bight blue orbs and long, flowing blonde hair that went to my waist. Full, heart shaped lips and a beautiful complexion with clear skin. I sighed in frustration. Why can't I be pretty like other girls!

I applied a red lipstick to my heart-shaped lips. Not, like, a dark red or a blood red, and not a pink, but a nice bright red. Not like ruby or anything, but like the color of the heart emoji.

I got a text from my best friend, Cheilhe, pronounced Kylie, telling me she was going to put on her Nirvana t with matching cut offs that were faded blue but not like blue blue but not faded either bc that would be dirty. And like we're clean. I have the std test to prove it.

So I decided to wear something similar but not too similar because like i'm a different person but like similar enough because we're besties. So I put on some shorts and tucked my 1D t-shirt into the waist but like not completely and then I put on some knee high socks but like a little shorter than knee high and then I finished it up with matching earrings and a little purse and went to the bathroom to do my makeup.

I realized I was out of foundation which meant I had to use my sister's foundation which just didn't match my skin tone at all but I needed something to cover up my gross totally-not-clear skin. I applied my sister's foundation to my face and then put on some of my expensive concealer which I bought with my mom's credit card. I put on some pink blush- not rose, and not baby girl pink and definitely not dark pink but like a nice pastel pink.

I forgot to mention my name is Hdjfjfjd which is obviously pronounced Amber. I was finally ready for my day with my rose gold iPhone 456 that I paid for with mommys card, and made my way down the stairs. Mommy didn't seem to happy when she saw me. Sending a howler my way would have been better. Her voice was hurting my newly pierced ears. How dare she be upset that I spent only 67893 dollars yesterday?

I could've spent so much more but I showed some restraint and didn't. Aren't I, like, the most thoughtful person ever? I sat down in front of a plate containing two pancakes and two strips of bacon which I don't eat because I'm a vegetarian. I cut a piece of pancake and lifted it to my mouth and then a honk sounded outside. Cheilhe was here which meant I couldn't eat any breakfast so I rushed out the door.

Cheilhe was perfect, unlike me. Why aren't I that gorgeous? She has the most beautiful long blonde locks and her green orbs are mesmerizing. She's like a mermaid but like on land but like not a mermaid bc then she would die bc she would need water. So no she's a human. Her car was pink but not hot pink but not like baby pink. It was more purple but we called it pink because she's allergic to that word.

She screeched out a greeting and we hugged each other, making sure to be careful with our 15 inch long acrylic nails that were painted with some cute little cherries that weren't actually cherry red but more like a ruby red. Y'know? I got into her car and immediately opened SnapChat to check my 35272891 streak messages.

We parked in a designated spot at school, since we were obvi popular. But there was MaySEN, standing by the car as we got out. He was breathing our air. Who told him he was allowed near us with his tattoos and constant smirks? Lol.

MaySEN smirked at us with his devilous smirk of his which I definitely wasn't attracted to because he's an outcast and doesn't even deserve to be in the same building as us. Cheilhe flipped her hair over her shoulder and we sashayed into school, the heels of our heels clicking on the tile floor announcing our presence.

The clicking sound was like that of the clock with the alligator in Peter Pan, you know? But we're human and no clocks. We both twirled our hair as we walked because thats what cool girls do. MaySEN was standing by my locker when I got there with a smirk and a few winks but like why would he think he's allowed on my planet like I was here before outcasts existed.

I rolled my eyes and turned to Cheilhe, who was pretending not to make goo-goo eyes at her precious boyfriend Josh. We both popped our gum bubbles in unison. Where'd the gum come from, you ask? It magically appeared in our mouths for the sake of convenience.

The gum was bubblegum flavor but like it was blue colored so I'm pretty sure it was blue flavored but Josh said blue wasn't a flavor so I gave him the finger and walked away to my first class since apparently school involves them.

MaySEN sat down in his seat which just so happened to be right next to me which meant I could gawk at him throughout the entirety of the class which was called 'The Convenient Conveniency' which I think is my favorite class ever.

We had to like work in pairs for class and Cheilhe chose her boyfriend over me. And like I decided she was no longer my friend so like I had to choose MaySEN which I wasnt happy about because his brown jeans and green shirt didn't match the rainbow orbs he had. He looked like a tree and trees made me cry.

MaySEN smirked at me the second I turned towards him and I scoffed. "So, your best friend ditched you, huh?" he asked in that smooth and sexy voice of his. I rolled my orbs at him. "That's none of your business, loser," I snapped, looking at my phone because I never get in trouble.

The sun was shinning and hit his rainbow orbs beautifully, but I was preoccupied taking selfies because like I want people to tell me I'm pretty even though I know I'm not and like they lie when they say I am. MaySEN kept winking at me and even so many times. And I finally thought my heart was beating. Apparently it's supposed to do that.

MaySEN suddenly laughed as I took a duck-face selfie. I knew that I wasn't pretty because if I was he wouldn't be laughing at me!!!1!!1! I frowned at MaySEN and he smiled innocently at me. Cheilhe's laughter reached my ears from across the classroom and I looked down at my desk because I was sad that I have no friends.

MaySEN continued laughing, but magically stopped when I became sad. His hand was on my shoulder and like his hand was soft but like not soft soft but like it wasn't rough but like calousy bc he plays guitar but like he's not in a band. I looked at his rainbow colored orbs and felt something different.

I felt myself leaning towards him while looking into his rainbow oRbS when he stopped me. "Sorry I only do one night stands if you want I can schedule you in sometime next week because I'm full this week because I'm such a player." I nodded. "Great I'll meet you at Michjhah's party." Michjhah was MaySEN's beat friend and his name was pronounced Jackson. He was famous for throwing parties and getting drunk all the time.

After scheduling the appointment with MaySEN, I felt better, and decided tonight I was going to dress up for the party. I skipped the rest of my classes since I'm actually 25 and I never graduated high school, and went to find the perfect outfit for tonight. I found a lacy black top that had lace and was lacy and seethru and paired it with a mini skirt that was really a belt and some sgrappy heels that had sgraps.

After getting ready I met up with my other best friend Ckeiatie, pronounced Katie. She wasn't my best BESt friend and she was kinda ugly like more then me but at least she was funny. We got to the party and I immediately looked into MaySENs rainbow orbs and getting lost in them. The blue but not sky blue more sea blue part, the grassy but not grass coloured green, all the other ones that I don't know the name of because I never passed kindergarten my parents are just rich.

MaySEN has Dgsuekbch, which is absolutely pronounced Jessica, on his arm while Detrh which is pronounced Ashley was glaring at me for staring into the rainbow orbs of unicorn land. That's where MaySEN was born.

I sashayed up to MaySEN and slapped him in a fury. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OBSESSED WITH ME!1!!!1!!!11!!!" I screeched in my angelic voice. He looks so surprised that he let go of dgsuekbch and she fell to the floor like a pathetic child. I glared at MaySEN, daggers practically shooting out of my orbs. He was so stunned he didn't speak, so I turned on the heel of my 8-inch platform heels and ran out of the party.

My fifteen inch acrylics left a mark on his face, but like it wasn't my fault because like it was my hand that did that so I'm innocent. Ckeiatie flowed me, shocked that I did that but I found the perfect green orbed male ever, his name was hARRY sTYLES and he is friends with Fhfnil, which is French for Jacob, who I totally slept with but like didn't really bc we didn't sleep.

hARRy sTyles was the best man to live and he was even hotter then the ugly MaySEN and Josh. He looked over at me with a smile like the moon and eyes glowing like the sun and I fell in love and Ckeiatie walked off while i fell towards him and screamed that i loved him.

Then he said "Hdjfjfjd, my love, you are the person i've been looking for my whole life. Come live with me and you can have even more money than you do already and we can tour the world while i become more famous!!1!" But I was confused and I was like "Huh????????????????????????" Because I didn't want to tour the world I wanted to go to Miami so I slapped him too and walked away. "Wait! hhjjjh, my love! Come back!" hARRY sTYLES cried in anguish. Realizing I was not going to turn around he suddenly jumped super high into the air and turned into a fairy and sprinkled pixie dust on everything, freezing me in the spot.

My blue flavored gum had lost its taste so I spit it out even while being frozen in place. But then Like Hemmings showed up and kissed me to life. But he didn't have blue flavored gum so I pushed him aside.

Suddenly, I heard a roar from inside Michjhah's party house but apparently no one heard it but me because everyone kept partying. Suddenly the roar came closer and it was............................................................................MaySEN!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! but he was different?? He was SUPERtall and had big fluffy ears and fur everywhere and he cameand snatched me off the ground and was like 'hhjhjhhj I was wrong about you will you marry me.

And then he bit me and i become a big dog but not a svary big dog but like MaySEN just cuter. "Of Course I'll marry you my true love!!!" I screamed and made out with him and everyone vjeered in the background and took pictures and made out with each other.

My phone rang but like as a dog I couldn't answer because like it's impossible even though like I'm a dog now so like does that mean I'm no longer human and Cheilhe is actually a mermaid? But then hARRY sTYLES kissed Luke and they turned into blue flavored gum.

But anyway, I answered the phone and it was my mom and she destroyed my eardrums "HJHHHHJ WHERE ARE YOU!!!11!!!!1!!!" she screamed. "IT'S 4 AM AND MY FEET NEED MASSAGING!!111!!1!" OH NO I thought, I STAYED UP A LITTLE TOO FAr past my curfew!!!! But that's okay since I'm now married to MaySEN and we're gonna have a beautiful life together and have 43 children. So I turned to MaySEN and asked him, "MaySEN, lets go home and we can start planning our trip to Miami." So we got into his convertible Tesla model Z and we sped away from the trash party.

We started making the first of our children on the way there and I blocked everyone from school except for the people that remind me I'm hot because I'm not and I need validation and MaySEN calls me ugly even thiugh he ugly but our kids will be beautiful because we're both actually the two hottest people ever.

My heart raced when his rainbow orbs changed to other colors because of lusty mood. He was ready for kid 289 and I said okay.

So we started making the first of the children there because we better get a head start because I may stay young and pretty forever but MaySEN wont. So here's what happened

his long hard ** thrusted fast and hard.

And after kid 654 we were all done and finally at his house. It was a big house like even bigger than my mansion it was like a castle and guess what????? He lived all by himself!!!!111!!!! So we had the whole house to ourselves because his parents died in a tragic accident and hes been living by himself for 12 years ever since even though hes never been found out.

His phone rang and I overheard him telling Misgehrb which was his brother Aiden that he won the bet so I yelled at him" I'M A FUCKING BET?" and he said" but that was before kid 654 now I love you, Hdjfjfjd."

But I was angry and I smacked him but this time my nails were 20 inches and they scratched him and I grabbed the first 500 kids, the only orbs I loved with their rainbow eyes and green blonde hair. I yelled at him for three hours and he begged me to stay but I said no and took 20 of our cars and drove off.

Suddenly as I was driving down the highway, crying because nobody loves me, hARRY sTYLES appeared again, flying out of the sky on pixie dust and stopped right in front of me. He said, 'Honey-- aaaAAAAAAHHAHAHhAAAAAAAAAAAA" as I drove over him and killled his legs, but he kept singing even though his voice box was practically ripped apart from screehing and calling it singing (A/N: jkjkjk I looooove hARRY sTYLES but the character just doesnt SORRY ) so hARRY sTYLES continued singing "I'D WALK THROUGH FIRE FOOOR YOU JUST LET ME ADOOOORE YOU" so I turned the car around and got out and looked at him. "Aren't you supposed to be in love with Luke Hemmings?" I asked him "No he died in a tragic car accident, two idiots ran him over while they were making children in a car," he said. "Now I am convinced that you are my soulmate. Come, let's go tour the world." But I was mad at him for ditching me so I kicked him and he fell down the hill that the highway was on and fell to his death. Then my phone rang and it was Cheilhe.

Cheilhe was such a jerk to me earlier picking her boyfriend over me but I knew I was gonna need a babysitter after baby 72829 so I picked up the phone and answered her call. "Hello?" I said. Cheilhe answered with a whole bunch of gibberish oh my goodness she's an alien!!1!!1!!!!1 I hung up before Cheilhe could read my brain and find me. My phone rang again and this time it was MaySEN and he told he was following me so I turned around while sobbing because he really does love me and we leapt into each other's arms and made lots of more babies before being interrupted.

MaySEN got angry and cut my hair like he did in freshman year and I was sad but he blamed it on baby 7000 and they're only 2 days old so that's okay. I was still angry and MaySEN was still becoming ugly and our kids were annoying.

Now I was super ugly too and MaySEN tried telling me that I wasn't but I knew he was lying so I left him by running dramatically away. Cheilhe stood in front of me and I nearly ran into her but then I actually did- well I didn't like run into her I just ran into her arms- okay we hugged. No running into anyone.

Then I realized I had always loved Cheilhe and ran away with her and left everything behind to go to a BTS concert.