The loud music was so loud that it was classified as the loudest music in the world records but my and Cheilhe were already deaf from screeching at each other that it didn't matter. Then during the last song the lead band member was singing and then he locked eyes with me and his almost rainbow eyes (almost because no one's eyes are as rainbow as MaySEN's) sparkled in the light of the stage. Omg I thought, that's the new love of my life!!!1!!!11! And it just so happened that after the show we had backstage passes that we were handed our of nowhere because we're special so we went backstage along with all the other screaming fangirls but we're not screaming fangirls were mature composed adults because like I said, I'm actually 25.

We finished our not fangirling and we both hooked up with lead band member and got pregenat but not actually because we've both had so many kids our uteruses no longer exist but I also realized how in love I am with Cheilhe and how hot she is but it's fine because we're both married with kids and don't actually love each other.

We started driving home and then I swerved to avoid hitting a turtle and accidentally hit a dudebro who was out for a run. Cheilhe screeched and I called an ambulance. When it arrived I yelled at the paramedics because the wee-woos were too loud and then we went to the hospital where I saved dudebro's life because I'm a doctor (:

So like I took out my doctor kit, like barbie has but like mine is real because I'm a real doctor, I'm not a doll. And I started giving mouth to mouth to dudebro but like he wasn't breathing so I yelled at him to wake up because he like wasn't?

I yelled at the dudebro but he still didn't wake up so Cheilhe pushed me to the side and screeched in his ear. He came to his senses with a jolt and looked at us and went "Bro you really killed my hearing bro like what gives bro?" and then got up and walked away. Suddenly from behind me I heard a commotion and turned to see that BTS dude running toward me, his almost rainbow oRbS sparkling in the lights of the city at night. "Wait!" he screeched. "Wait! You, with the blonde hair!" "Me?" Cheilhe and I both asked, turning around at the same time. It was true, we were both blonde but she was more blonde like yellow blonde but like not golden yellow and not banana yellow more like dandelion yellow but less yellow than that yellow. Also she was pretty and I am ugly. Anyway, the BTS dude thrust a finger at me and said, "You! I have searched far and wide all night since my concert ended and have asked every person I could find about you. You were so captivating, with your blonde hair and blue eyes that are totally unique and soooo not overused that I had to look for you and you only amongst the 2 million people that came to my concert! And now I've finally found you!"

"Why me!?!?" I screamed but not screeched because I'm mature but like a delicate nervous scream. Cheilhe stared at him and turned back into an alien and sucked out his brains and dudebro woke up but I smacked him and he fell again and he might have died but that's fine because I'm a doctor and Cheilhe went back to human and said "Brains good, weird guy not." and kissed my cheek then we walked to dudebro to make sure he was alive and he was so I gave him mouth to mouth again and then passed out because I forgot how to breathe.

I woke up to dudebro leaning over my face and I screamed and slapped him, accidentally leaving marks because of my 20 inch nails. Dudebro said "Hi, my name is Bradwithabs I know you're my doctor but you're hOt would you like to go back to my apartment?" I nodded and let out a breath I didn't know I was holding as he hoisted me up and threw me over his shoulder because he's got so many muscles because he inhales works out and I think that's hawt.

Bradwithabs's POV:

I smiled but like currently smile so it's happening now and I'm smiling at hawt doctor human even though she can't see because she's like over my shoulder, but her ass is so round it's like an apple but like a peach but it's not a fruit? We magically ended up in front of my bed and then I told her to strip while I strip and then she said I need support and kidneys.

I looked at her as if she was crazy but then we began making 50,000,000 babies and then she got mad and took the kids away in her car. She almost got away but I caught up on my scooter and stole 3000 babies before Cheilhe, who was an alien again, appeared in the seat next to her and screeched words I could not understand because she had sucked all my brains out earlier. After that she stole half the babies and put them up for adoption, before going out with maySEN who was watching all of this from the top of his castle through a telescope app on his iPhone 1000 which was the size of a Tic-Tac. The girl was enraged by this and jumped out of the car while it was moving before running after them, the babies she had left stuck in a backpack that had appeared for convenience.

Hjhjhh's POV:

Cheilhe betrayed me!!1!!!11!!!! She went out with MaySEN while I had my back turned!!!!!1!1!! So I jumped out of the car with my babie's backpack while it was moving, breaking both my legs in the process. But that was okay since I have magical legs that can grow back so they grew back while I was running toward MaySEN ad Cheilhe. I approached them and started screeching at them for betraying me. MaySEN looked very guilty and ashamed and once I finally got to the bottom of MaySEN's castle, I slipped my babies backpack off my shoulders, opened it, and grabbed the first baby I encountered. It was one of my favorites, with five-coloured oRbS that were pine tree green but not that dark green but not as green as grass green but still earthy green, and red that was like cherry red but not as dark so more like apple red but apple red is too pink so less pink than apple red. And the other three colors I can't name because they don't actually have names. Anyway, I grabbed this baby, gave him a kiss on the forehead then immediately regretted it because babies smell like raw meat, and then hurled him at MaySEN and Cheilhe who were standing at the top of the castle. The baby hit the castle a few feet below them, bounced off, and rolled down the hill, giggling like an insane child, which I suppose it is.

After throwing the baby MaySEN came up to me and kissed me and then Cheilhe looked at him in disgust and then kissed me and we went to find the baby that was thrown and collected it and I put it back in the bad with it's 290381 siblings and sprayed it with perfume because raw meat is gross I'm vegan not a meat eater ew. We went back into the castle and I dumped the baby bag into a room and the all started crawling towards us and we slammed the door and locked it but two got out and began running around the castle and we couldn't keep up with them but me and Cheilhe left it to MaySEN and went to floor 696969 to make out.

Cheilhe's POV:

I accidentally stepped on Hjhjhh's foot. "You hurtled my foot!!!!1!1" she screeched. I shrugged and kissed her again to make up for it when baby 150734 came up and smacked me and gurgled in my face and it smelled like something gross... not raw meat but like a stinky toot. "Ewwww the baby smells bad." Hjhjhh pinched her nose and yeeted the baby onto a bed that was definitely there before grabbing my hand and stomping away. We ran into MaySEN and Hjhjhh picked up a baby and deposited it into his arms before walking away, dragging me to the garage where we got on a tandem bicycle. We promptly fell over because we never learned how to ride bikes because we're quirky like that XD.

Bradwithabs's POV:

I watched this whole thing happen and decided to leave them all behind and find Syeogjrb definitely pronounced summer, and decided to go with her for a drive and ended up on Mars. I flew out of the car when she short stopped and broke my neck and hurtled it, when I got a call from Hjhjhh telling me she wanted to make a sex appointment so I penciled her in hoping Syeogjrb would bring me back to whatever planet I was from.

When I turned back around, from making the sex appointment, I saw that Syeogjrb was suddenly in a fursuit and was surrounded by other furries. "Come join us, Bradwithabs" one of them, obviously the leader, said to me. I cried but not like, hard crying but not soft crying, more like that crying you do when you chip a nail and then accidentally kick a stuffed puppy dog toy but you think it's a real one until you find out it's not. "Ok" I said before putting on my fursuit that I was holding the entire time and then I joined them and became the new leader and we all walked away to live in the sun, me and Syeogjb making babies the entire time while in our fursuit.

MaySEN's POV:

Hjhjhh threw this baby at me and then stomped away with Cheilhe following her and they got on a tandem bike and tried to ride it but kept falling off. So I shrugged and walked away because I'm not helping them ride a bike they can figure it out on their own. Anyway, this baby they had thrown at me was making gurgly sounds and it was stinky so I decided to look up how to take care of a baby on WikiHow. But since my search wasn't precise enough I didn't get any helpful results. So finally I just shoved some food into the baby's mouth and forced it to chew so it would stop crying and smelling stinky. Then I threw it into the room we now kept for the babies which was full of babies and closed the door. After that, I sauntered down the hall like a bAd BoY because thats what I am, checking my reflection in every shiny surface I encountered along the way. At the end of the hall, I opened the door and found-

Bradwithabs's POV:

I walked into the room and saw Hjhjhh's husband bitch boy thing staring at me and shoving babies into a room and we have a long definitely not homoerotic staring contest and then Cheilhe walked back in carrying Hjhjhh and MaySEN went to go scree at the screaming babies and Cheilhe asked me to hook up but I said no because MaySEN looked hot so I'd rather with him and she slapped me but not hard because she's a women and walked off making out with Hjhjhh.

MaySEN walked up to me and kicked me in the shin. "How dare you stare at me with those poop brown orbs of yours," he said. He grabbed my face and kissed me and we fell backwards, still making out. One of the babies screamed which reminded me of the sound ambulances make- what did they sound like? Choo-choo? Hee-hoo? Yee-haw? Wee-woo! That's what ambulances said. I remembered the kindergarten class on the sounds all the animals make: sheep go baa, fire trucks go wooooOOOOOOOooooo, cows go moo and ambulance go wee-woo.

After my flashback to kindergarten which was yesterday I stopped kissing MAYsen and was upset at one of the babies. I took it to an adoption center where it grew up small and weak. It was so weak it could not move so I decided to call it BRIck. Then I went back and continued making out with MAYsen while also tending to BRIck.

Hjhjhh's POV:

I don't know where MAYsen or Bradwithabs went but Cheilhe and I decided to go shopping. So we left them to tend to BRIck and the rest of the babies and went to go to Sephora. While we were there, I was looking at some lip gloss and I turned around to show Cheilhe when I bumped into a wall of bricks that had somehow materialized in the middle of Sephora. I feel backwards on my 9 inch strappy platform heels that are strappy, since my ankles are weak and almost snapped when I fell. Anyways, I dropped all my stuff on the floor including a few babies that had snuck into my bag while I was getting ready. I screamed in anger because my makeup got messed up and now I looked like an ugly rat and tried to get to my feet. Sadly for me, I slipped in some lipgloss that got spilled on the floor and fell down again, probably spraining my weak ankles. I tried to get up again but I slipped in the lipgloss and accidentally pulled a whole shelf of lip gloss on top of me too. OMG!!! It was the most embarrassment I had ever felt in my entire life!!!!!11!!!1!!! And even WORSE, Cheilhe wasn't doing ANYTHING! She was standing by and laughing with her phone in her hand, FILMING IT ALL!!!11!!!!!1!!!11!11111!!!

Cheilhe posted the video on YouTube and MAYsen wanted to divorce me again and our children started getting bullied at school and one of them died but it's fine because after Cheilhe got hit by a car the Brad With Abs was driving and died but Brad is hot so no one cared.

MaySEN's POV:

Hjhjhh wouldn't divorce me even though I asked like super nicely like. She's so mean to me and I can't ever get her attention anymore, my rainbow orbs have turned a deep deep deeeeeeep blue to reflect how sad I am on the inside. "MaySEN!" Hjhjhh called. I jumped to my feet and ran over to her and then she shoved a baby in my face. I took it and sneered at it and it started crying so I put it down but when I looked up Bradwithabs was standing there in place of Hjhjhh looking confused.

I stared at Bradwithabs then punched him in the face because I'm so masculine and manly. Then a took a baby and pulled it's pin. I reeled my baby arm back and threw the baby, turning around as it exploded on Bradwithabs, killing him. Then I went to find Hjhjhh and found her in a bouncy castle. We made out for 50 years and then laughed at the happy people as we had more babies, overpopulating the Earth and killing everyone.

The end.