My friends and I made this in fifth grade and I somehow still managed to remember it.

Are you worried about what number to call when you're dead?

Look no further! With this emergency help line, you can call us if you feel any of the symptoms of death!

The symptoms are as followed:

•no heartbeat
•no breathing
•cold, lifeless look
•feel no pain
•brain isn't functioning

If you have questions about other symptoms, and or experience these symptoms, then please call 1800-111-1111 (don't actually call this number).

Remember our motto, it might not be too late to call if you're dead!

*catchy jingle*

In fifth grade my entire class was high. Don't blame me.