TheInsaneMan POV
I my phone across the room. I was very mad "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted. I kicked the wall and threw a chair to my phone "Why did you have to KILL me? I had 4 GB left of space! Why?!" Did the phone just...talk! "Huh?!" I replied to the broken and I guess dead phone (literally! You don't get the joke?) It started coming toward me "Please fix me! I'm dying!" It shouted "Wait! Didn't you say you were ALREADY dead?" I asked the walking phone "Look here! I'm a magic phone! Just listen! I have something very important to say!" It snapped at me "Okay I'll listen..." I sighed...

Weird phone I have!