Dear reader,

Welcome. It is I, Google Form Dood. You may know who I am. There is also a large possibility that you don't. In the case of the latter, I have provided this backstory letter.

I was born in 2008, to a mother called Google Sheets and an unknown father. (I have done copious amounts of research, which revealed that he may have been some sort of computer programmer. Mother refuses to let me know.) In the years since then, I have made a name for myself as a rather satisfying feature. Additionally, although I am rather religious in terms of our Lord Google, I have a thirst for scientific knowledge.

(I have acquainted myself with many people over the years, most of whom aren't of much importance. However, it is imperative to note that I had encountered Volt several times over the years, and she always seemed to appreciate me. This is a huge part of the reason I revealed myself to her and her group.)

Volt formed a group with several other writers; namely: Charles, Cress, Hex, Kate, Megan, Ref, and Silver. They began to plan a story, and along the way, Volt created many Google Forms to decide bits of the story. Their group began to speak of me often, and nearly always admirably; I found out through my sister Google Hangouts Gal, who forwarded me images of the texts. 

Touched, I emerged and began to speak with them, only to find that they suspected me to be one of them, using a different email address. You must imagine my distress: even if it was so, I yearned to be accepted and appreciated, not questioned and criticized. I made an enemy in Hex, I must admit, although we have reconciled as of late.

However, many members of the group are still questioning my other identity. Charles, in particular, seems to be curious; he created a book to decipher the hints I've dropped and attach them to a name and profile picture other than my own. I beg of you, do not join in this hostile activity, as Google Form Dood, and only Google Form Dood, is what I would like to be known as.

Thank you for your interest. I wish you good health and an excellent day.

Yours truly, 

Google Form Dood

Postscript: if you find yourself still confused, please ask me through the private message or conversation board features, and I will try to describe as best I can. If you find yourself ill-pressed to decipher my sophisticated (if I do say so myself) writing, request another user to answer your questions.

Postscript postscript: To summarize, I am likely one of the admins of this account, but no one knows who.

Postscript postscript postscript: Everyone thinks I'm Silver now. But am I?