8. Loki vs Ultron
(Loki is online)
(Ultron is online)
Loki: OMG BESTIE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Ultron: AHHH BFF HIYA!
Loki: It's been so long, dear friend! You know what else we haven't had in a long time?
Ultron: A slumber party?
Loki: HELL YEAH BABY! Are you still mad at everyone?
Ultron: Nah, it's fine! *smiles sweetly*
Loki: Okay, great! I'm gonna go and invite all our villain friends!
(Loki has logged off)
Ultron: He-he! Of course, I'm still mad at them. That's why I'm here. Time to unleash my revenge plans.
(Ultron has invited Malekith online)
(Ultron has invited Baron Zemo online)
Ultron: Are we ready, my friends?
Malekith: Grr....born ready!! BORN READY TO PARTY!
Baron Zemo: He killed my family...I found them dead –
Ultron: ZEMO!
Baron Zemo: Oh! Wrong movie! Uh...sure thing, bestie!
(Loki is online)
Loki: Hey, BFF! So everyone is coming - *gasps* What are you doing Ultron?
Ultron: Having my revenge.
Loki: No! Ultron, what our friends did was wrong but it was nothing to be upset about.
Ultron: SILENCE!
Loki: Don't you dare tell me what to do, you stupid robot!
Ultron: Stupid? I am an AI! You are merely an abandoned Frost Giant! No-one loved you!
Loki: Not even you?
Ultron: Not even me!
Loki: Well then! I deem this friendship over! Good bye, you piece of *BEEP*
Ultron: Right back at ya, LONER!
(Loki has logged off)
(Ultron has logged off)
Malekith: Well...this is awkward. Grr.
Baron Zemo: They were my world...I lost everything!
Malekith: Zemo?
Baron Zemo: Yes?
Malekith: No-one cares.
Baron Zemo: Oh.
(Malekith has logged off)
(Baron Zemo has logged off)
IN ASGARD
(Loki is online)
(Mandarin is online)
(Dr Zola is online)
Loki: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *cries* OMG I'M SO SAD!
Mandarin: What now?
Loki: *sobs* I lost my best friend today.
Dr Zola: Me?
Loki: No.
Mandarin: Me?
Loki: For goodness sake, no-one cares about you! I LOST ULTRON! MY BEST FRIEND IN ALL THE NINE REALMS! HE HATES ME NOW! AND I'M SO SAD!
Dr Zola: Oh...oh well.
Mandarin: Umm...fruit anyone?
Dr Zola: Yeah, let's go! I don't want Loki vaporising us!
(Mandarin has logged off)
(Dr Zola has logged off)
BACK ON EARTH
(Ultron is online)
(Baron Zemo is online)
(Malekith is online)
Ultron: *cries* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Malekith: Did you run out of Transformers cupcakes again?
Ultron: WHO NEEDS TRANSFORMERS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FRIEND? *cries* LOKI HATES ME NOW!
Baron Zemo: Maybe you shouldn't have had unleashed your evil plans then.
Ultron: I can't believe you all have stuck with me for this long! Especially you, Zemo! I killed your family!
Baron Zemo: You killed them????? I THOUGHT THE AVENGERS DID SO!
Malekith: Wait, Zemo –
(Baron Zemo has logged off)
Malekith: Well great! My only friend in the world is gone! Thanks, Ultron!
(Malekith has logged off)
Ultron: *sobs hysterically*
(Loki is online)
Ultron: Loki?
Loki: Ultron?
Ultron: OMG OMG I'M SO SORRY! YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!
Loki: I'm sorry too, bestie. I should've understood.
Ultron: BFFs?
Loki: BFFs.
Ultron: Now let's go be evil together!
Loki: Sure thing, bestie!!!!!!!
(Loki has logged off)
(Ultron has logged off)
A/N – Hi guys!
I'm so sorry this is a day late! I was a bit sick yesterday but after a good night's sleep, I'm as good as new! I have a four-day long weekend so an update today, tomorrow and the day after!
Halloween is tomorrow! I hope you all have something planned. Whether it be dressing up and trick-or-treating, sitting home and eating candy or watching horror movies! I hope you all have a good one! I just take advantage of all the lollies on sale! I also love seeing kids come to my door in their adorable costumes! They're so cute and I love kids! Uh...that sounded creepy.
Anyways, SPECIAL HALLOWEEN UPDATE TOMORROW! KEEP A LOOK OUT!
Meme above is so legit! Who doesn't want Loki back?????
Thanks!
Lotsa love,
Chrissie!
Xoxo
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