(Steve is online)

(Wanda is online)

Steve: Oh hey Wands.

Wanda: Hi Steve. Ready for the Team Cap Catch Up Lunch?

Steve: Yup! Where is everyone? We're all supposed out help-out make the food together and then eat.

Wanda: Uh...don't know.

Steve: we'll just get started without them.

Wanda: Okay. Just us then.

Steve: ..................

Wanda: .................. So, you and Sharon seem happy?

Steve: *starts cutting vegetables* What? *slices finger* AHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH AHHHHHH HELP!!! I HAVE A CUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wanda: Yeah, you know what? I won't mention that.

Steve: Yeah.........So you and Vision seem happy together?

Wanda: *turns on the stove* What? *burns finger* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHH OMG I'M DYING!

Steve: Okay, let's change the topic.

2 HOURS LATER

Wanda: GAH! The lunch starts in five minutes and no-one's here yet!

Steve: Oh man! This salad is hard to make and I'm not even done yet!

Wanda: I'm trying to speed everything up with my powers but there's so much food to make!

Steve Okay, team! Let's stop for a minute.

Wanda: You only have one person on your team.

Steve: I know. I'm sad. Wanda, let's stop for a minute. What have we gotten done so far?

Wanda: The strawberries dipped in melted chocolate. You?

Steve: A salad.

Wanda: Man we are doomed. Where is everyone?

Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE OUT OF TIME! THE LUNCH STARTS NOW!

(Bucky is online)

(Sam is online)

(Scott is online)

(Clint is online)

Bucky: STEVE! WANDA! HI!

Sam: Oh hey buddy!

Scott: Steve! Man, it's great to see you. You too Wanda!

Clint: HI HI HI HI CHEEP!

Wanda: Guys! Where were you? You were supposed to help us make lunch, like, TWO HOURS AGO!

Bucky: *laughs* What? Nice joke. The invitation said to bring food to share.

Sam: Yeah, Wanda. Calm down.

Scott: We all bought food!!!!!

Clint: CHEEP!

Steve: Really? The invitation said that?

Sam: Well actually, Loki went around telling us that and then we got the invitations.

Wanda: AND YOU GUYS BELIEVED HIM?????????

Clint: We're sorry Wanda! CHEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!

Scott: But hey! We bought food!

Bucky: Please don't hurt us! Please! I have too much to live for!

Steve: Oh goodness. We wasted two hours. TWO HOURS!

Wanda: THAT'S IT! YOU STUPID IDIOTIC S –

Bucky: AH!

Sam: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Scott: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!

Clint: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!

(Bucky, Sam, Scott and Clint have been disabled from the chat by a certain angry sorceress)

Steve: *sighs* I guess I have to stop her.

(Steve has logged off)

(Loki is online)

Loki: He he he! Yes! Food for me!

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