A/N - Hi guys!

I know it has been a long time and I ended TACTS months ago but I did say special updates with the release of a new MARVEL movie. I know, I missed GotG Volume 2 but I was blank. However, I have inspiration for Spider-Man: Homecoming! I saw it last week and OMG IT WAS SO GOOD! So, today I shall give you a special update and my review/rant about the film.

SPOILER ALERT!

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET, DO NOT READ THIS UPDATE! COME BACK LATER!

Now, let the chapter begin.

THIS IS SET AFTER CIVIL WAR AND PETER RETURNS HOME.

(Peter is online)

Peter: OMG THAT WAS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

(Aunt May is online)

Aunt May: Hi sweetie. How was it?

Peter: OMG AUNT MAY IT WAS AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME!

Aunt May: That's great. I'm so proud of you... So would Uncle Ben.

Peter: WHO NEEDS UNCLE BEN WHEN YOU HAVE TONY STARK????

Aunt May: ...

Peter: I MEAN, MR STARK HAS SO MUCH MONEY!

Aunt May: ...

Peter: AND HE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH AND INTRODUCED ME TO THE AVENGERS! I MEAN, COULD UNCLE BEN DO THAT?? Aunt May, you okay?

Aunt May: Oh nothing hon. You know, today is TOTALLY not is death anniversary. I was SO NOT going to make a special dinner and take you to visit his grave.

Peter: Well, cool. Good-night Aunt May!

(Peter has logged off)

Aunt May: *sighs*

PETER FIRST MEETS THE VULTURE

(Vulture is online)

(Peter is online)

Peter: HEY! STOP STEALING THOSE THINGS!

Vulture: Get outta ma way!

Peter: *attempts to shoot a web* *gets hit by Vulture*

Vulture: Geez! Kids these days. *pats pockets* Where is it?

Peter: Uh...are you looking for this? *holds up package* What the hell is this??

Vulture: Nothing. Gimmee!

Peter: I don't think so! *opens package*

Vulture: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Peter: Hey, man, why are you carrying these dried herbs around with you? And what's this? Some kind of wooden pipe?

Vulture: Uh...you seriously don't know what that is?

Peter: Nope.

HALF AN HOUR LATER

Vulture: *laughs* Are you telling me you've never smoked weed before?!?!

Peter: Never even heard of it! But it's so good!

Vulture: Oh man, you don't know what you're missing! Here, have some more!

Peter: *puffs smoke* Oh wow! AWESOME!

Vulture: So, you've never smoked weed, you've never stolen anything, you've never broken the law! What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Peter: I dunno. Forgot to hand in my homework?

Vulture: *face palm* Anything else?

Peter: Well...there was this one time Tony Stark invited me to join the Avengers and he got me a new suit and everything and I fought Captain America and stole his shield and –

Vulture: So, you know Tony Stark huh?

Peter: YEAH!

Vulture: Hmm... here kid, have some more weed.

Peter: Thanks! *starts slurring* *laughs uncontrollably*

Vulture: So, you feel like hijacking an Avengers jet?

Peter: *puffs more smoke* I'M IN!

A/N – Hi guys!

So, that's what would've happened if Peter had teamed up with the Vulture. Hehe. Sorry for the low-life weed joke.

Now, here is my review of the movie. (It's more of a rant). I have several things to say.

1. Tom Holland's acting really surprised me! His acting was top-notch during that scene before the final battle where he was squashed by the building. He showed very intense emotions. And of course, the stunts were awesome!

2. My favourite scene would've been during the school dance when Ned was on the computer and the teacher caught him. I mean, WTH NED???

3. Marisa Tomei, although people have said she is too young to be Aunt May, was awesome! I love her. She was great in the movie 'What Women Want.'

4. The end-credits scenes were great! It was the first time I'd ever stayed back in the cinema for the very, very last one. The comedy was worth it but its relevance to the MCU plot was disappointing. *sighs*

5. The very last second of the movie was so funny! Aunt May was just amazing! But I must ask, did Aunt Mya just stand there for five minutes watching her nephew get dressed? 0_0

Anyways, until Thor 3 guys!

Thanks!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!

xoxo