26. End of the Interview at Last!!

Christine: Okay, nearly done with the questions! Still from @jacki_nguyen! Wanda and Vision can you rate each other?

Vision: Rate Wanda?

Wanda: Rate my little honey boo?

Vision: Ten out of ten!

Wanda: Ten out of ten!!

Christine: Thor.....are you sad that your favourite band split up a while ago? *coughs* One Direction *coughs*

Thor: *CRIES* YES I AM SAD THAT ZAYN AND NIALL LEFT! I AM SAD BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE EVRYONE LEFT! AND I AM SAD THAT CAMILLA LEFT FIFTH HARMONY! AND I AM SAD THAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE LEFT INSYNC! I HOPE THAT JOHN LENNON DOESN'T LEAVE THE BEATLES!

Clint: Uh...Thor, that guy's dead.

Thor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JOHN! JOHN! WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! YOU WERE AN AMAZING SINGER!

Clint: *pats Thor's shoulder* There, there.

Christine: A few more questions. We need Steve!

(Christine has invited Steve online)

(Steve is online)

Steve: I'm in the middle of watching Suicide Squad at the movies with Sharon. What?

Christine: @jacki_nguyen has asked Steve if you could die your hair purple for free, would you do it? (People seem to like purple hair)

Steve: But – but I like my blonde baby hair.

Thor: I WOULD LIKE TO DYE MY HAIR!

Bruce: Thor volunteers as tribute!

Clint: CHEEP! Hunger Games reference!!! Katnisssssss!

Natasha: *face palm* I literally know every single line from the entire movie by heart because Clint watches it every day.

Steve: Is that it? Because Harley Quinn's about to fight those guys!

Pietro: You know Harley Quinn's hair is dyed blue and red. Which makes purple.

Steve: I know that! But – but I like my blonde baby hair!

Christine: Steve do you have a lot of caps? If so how many?

Steve: Oh well, I have my battle helmet. And two or three casual ones. And Sharon won me a cap at the festival last week. It's got the Joker on it! It's so cool!

Christine: One last question for all of you!

Wanda: Oh thank god!

Christine: ALL OF YOU, WHO IS THE BEST SUPERHERO? From @jacki_nguyen. And if you choose yourself...

Wanda: Well, Nat is my best friend and Vision is my boyfriend. So them. Oh and I think Green Lantern's pretty cool!

Natasha: I guess Wanda cuz she's my best friend!

Clint: Hey Nat! I look up to you! You could do the same! CHEEP!

Natasha: *glares* And Green Arrow.

Pietro: SPITFIRE!!

Wanda: Ooh, someone's in love.

Pietro: Huh?

Vision: I am rather inspired by Jean Grey of the X-Men. And of course, Wanda.

Steve: Bucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: Me – I mean, Batman.

Thor: I LIKE THE HULK OF INCREDIBLE! AFTER THE FEW MONTHS WE SPENT TOGETHER, I THINK HE IS A GREAT HERO!

Bruce: Aww, thanks Thor. I like you too!

Christine: Well, that's it! We're done! You're all free!

Steve: GREAT! Now I can finish watching Suicide Squad with Sharon – who has eaten all the popcorn. And drunk all the coke. And eaten all the MnMs. *sighs*

(Steve has logged off)

Wanda: C'mon Vision! We have five minutes!!

Vision: Then we shall go!

Wanda: See you at the slumber party tonight, Nat!

Vision: Goodbye all!

(Wanda has logged off)

(Vision has logged off)

Natasha: Clint, just so you know, you are actually one of my favourite heroes.

Clint: Aww, thanks Nat.

Natasha: Kiss?

Clint: Yes!!

Christine: Guys, take it somewhere else.

(Clint has logged off)

(Natasha has logged off)

Tony: Well, Pepper is waiting for me at the shawarma restaurant so bye!

(Tony has logged off)

Bruce: Thor, let's get away from Christine ASAP.

Thor: OKAY HULK OF INCREDIBLE! CAN WE GO AND SEE SUICIDE SQUAD TOO?

Bruce: Sure!

(Thor has logged off)

(Bruce has logged off)

Christine: Well cya, it's been a real slice!

(Christine has logged off)





Pietro: Why am I always so lonely?



A/N - Hi guys!

Yeah I feel you Pietro, man! I understand!

Anyways, thanks for sticking through this really long interview! It wasn't funny I know but oh well.

A few chapters left! OML!

BTW I was just thinking about AoU and I was like "What if The Avengers need to pee in the middle of a fight?" Though when adrenaline kicks in, you probably wouldn't need to. However, if Pietro wanted to, he could just quickly zip off, pee and run back in one second flat. Lucky guy. :)

LAST CHANCE FOR A DEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!

xoxo

P.S Dedication to @HaloGamer117SG for their votes on this fan fiction! Thanks!



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