(Steve is online)

(Bucky is online)

Bucky: Steve, are you sure about this?

Steve: Of course I am! Believe me, speed dating will help you meet new people and –

Bucky: That's exactly what I'm not sure about!!

Steve: You'll be fine. Let me fix your tie. *fixes tie*

Bucky: How do I look?

Steve: *gels Bucky's hair* Perfect. Any woman would fall for you. Have fun, yeah? Sharon and I are off on a date.

Bucky: Okay. Thanks, Steve. You're such a great friend.

Steve: Bye!

(Steve has logged off)

Bucky: Okay, time to die. *sighs*

AT THE SPEED DATING PLACE

Bucky: So I just sit here and wait for women to come to me? Okay...

(Carol Danvers is online)

Carol Danvers: Hi!

Bucky: H-hello...I – I'm Bucky.

Carol Danvers: I'm Carol. Nice to meet you.

Bucky: You too...so what do you do for a living?

Carol Danvers: I'm a superhero too. People call me Captain Marvel.

Bucky: *gasps* REALLY? OMG THAT'S SO COOL!

Carol Danvers: Aww, Bucky. I'm flattered but believe me, the Winter Soldier is much cooler than me.

Bucky: No, no, no. You're so much more awesome! What're you're powers??

Carol Danvers: Oh, well, I have super strength and I can fly. I've also recently discovered I can shoot energy beams from my hands. But Bucky, tell me more about yourself.

Bucky: Oh me? I'm just a super soldier. *gazes dreamily* So...how long have you been a hero for?

Carol Danvers: Bucky, really, I wanna know more about you.

Bucky: Wha –

DING!

Carol Danver: Oh, sorry, Bucky. Time to move onto the next person. Bye!

(Carol Danvers has logged off)

Bucky: WAIT! Can – can I get your autograph??

(Gamora is online)

Gamora: Hi.

Bucky: Hello, I'm Bucky.

Gamora: Call me Gamora.

Bucky: Okay, Gamora...So, tell me about yourself.

Gamora: Well, I work for the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Bucky: Oh, is that a superhero team like The Avengers??

Gamora: Yeah, but better.

Bucky: The Guardians of the Galaxy are better than The Avengers? I don't think so!

Gamora: Well, Star Lord is much funnier and attractive than all the men on your team put together.

Bucky: Well then why're you here? You can go date him!

Gamora: Haha, funny joke.

Bucky: Well, I bet Black Widow could kick your –

Gamora: My what?? Finish that line, I dare you.

Bucky: Ass?

Gamora: THAT'S IT! Gahhhhhh! *attacks*

Bucky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ARGH! Ah! NOOO! Oww! Stop kicking my –

DING!

Gamora: I think I'm gonna leave now.

Bucky: Yes. Go! Go! Bye. Nice meeting you.

Gamora: Nice beating you.

(Gamora has logged off)

(Mystique is online)

Mystique: Hello!

Bucky: Hi! Whoa! Your skin –

Mystique: If you don't like it, I can change –

Bucky: No, no! I was just intrigued. It's amazing. So do people usually get scared of your skin?

Mystique: Yeah. They'll never consider me beautiful but I don't care. Mutant and proud.

Bucky: I understand. People get scared of my metal arm.

Mystique: Aww, but you're so sweet and kind.

Bucky: Why thank you. You too, Mystique.

Mystique: You should meet my team some time. They're the X-Men.

Bucky: Sure! They sound great!

Mystique: You know what? I made some cupcakes and I thought I'd share them with you. I bought them along today.

Bucky: Oh! Cupcakes? I love them!

Mystique: Here you go *gives cupcake*

Bucky: Yay! *eats* They taste a bit...weird?

Mystique: They have kale in them.

Bucky: K-kale?? Oh, uh..yum?? *struggles to swallow*

Mystique: You don't like them do you?

Bucky: Oh, no, no. I do! They're – they're amazing.*vomits*

Mystique: Well, you know what? If a man can't appreciate the gifts I present him with, then fine! Bye!

Bucky: Mystique, wait! *continues vomiting*

(Mystique has logged off)

Bucky: Okay, I've had enough of this. I'm leaving.

(Bucky has logged off)

AT STARK TOWER

(Steve is online)

(Scott is online)

(Sam is online)

Steve: I wonder how Bucky's going.

Scott: Probably met the one already.

Sam: Yeah, the lucky guy.

(Bucky is online)

Bucky: HELPPPPP!

Steve: Oh my god. Bucky! Are you okay?

Bucky: *pants* N-no!

Scott: You look like – like a -

Bucky: Like a nightmare!!

Sam: What happened?!?!?

Bucky: I – I – STEVE! SPEED DATING WAS A BAD IDEA! I GOT REJECTED BY CAROL DANVERS AKA CAPTAIN MARVEL!! I didn't even get an autograph!! I GOT BASHED UP BY GAMORA, THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN IN THE GALAXY!! I can't feel my balls! AND MYSTIQUE THINKS I'M A DOUCHE CUZ HER CUPCAKES MADE ME VOMIT! They had kale!

Sam: Whoa...you need some serious therapy.

(Clint is online)

Clint: I know a therapist!

(Tony is online)

Tony: DON'T TRUST HIM!!!!! DON'T TRUST HIM!!!!

(Natasha is online)

Natasha: Trust in meeeeeeeee........

A/N – Hi guys!

I know my chapters are never funny but I try. I'm sorry.

Which of the 3 girls at Bucky's speed date would you go out with? I'd choose Carol Danvers baby! Can't wait for the solo Captain Marvel movie! I'm sure Brie Larson would kill it!

I also believe I have awoken the Stucky shippers with the opening sequence.

See you all on Saturday!

Thanks!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!

xoxo

P.S I wanna marry Nightwing.