1. Reconciliation

(Tony and Rhodey are online)

Tony: Ah, man. Been a long day. How're you feeling?

Rhodey: Good. But you know Tony, I'm getting really worried about Team Cap.

Tony: Never mind them.

Rhodey: Okay, Mr Stank.

Tony: HEY!!!!!

Rhodey: That's never getting' old. Table for one, Mr Stank! Please, by the bathroom.

Tony: *face palm* How are we friends?

Rhodey: Yeah Tony! How are we friends?!?!?!

(T'Challa, Peter, Natasha and Vision are online)

T'Challa: The Sun is out today, my friends. It means another day to blossom and shine.

Vision: Hello, everybody. I believe we are all well?

Peter: Hey everybody.

Natasha: Hi guys! Tony! Where's my handgun collection?

Tony: Uh...uh...R-Rhodey? Help?

Rhodey: What can I do? I'm still learning to use this leg thingy.

Peter: Mr Stark! I can help you! Please, please, please?

Natasha: No, Peter. Drop it.

Peter: Yes, Miss Romanoff.

Tony: So we all good? Happy?

T'Challa: I believe life is good. No bad men to take down and no adversary to stop us from accomplishing our goals.

Rhodey: Why so religious man?

T'Challa: Huh?

Rhodey: Nothing!

Vision: Uh, how is Wanda, Mr Stark?

Tony: Oh, she's wonderful! Havin' a blast in prison.

Vision: T-that's great, Mr Stark.

Tony: Don't be so hard on yourself, Vision. She's where she belongs.

Natasha: Wanda better be okay! She's my friend!

Tony: AHHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S GOOD! I SWEAR! I SWEAR! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Natasha: Oh I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad.

Peter: OHOHOHOH I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE! MR STARK MR STARK IT'S FROM –

Tony: Betrayal to our fandom!

Peter: What?

Tony: Nothing. Let's just say Team Cap is safe and sound and locked up in prison. There's no way they're escaping that raft.

(Wanda is online)

Wanda: NAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeals* OMG IT'S BEEN SO LONG! WE NEED A SLUMBER PARTY!

Natasha: Oh, Wanda! It's so good to see you alive and well. But about the slumber party...

Wanda: C'mon, Nat! It'll be fun! *squeals*

Natasha: Okay, only because you just got out of prison. We're calling Pepper and Maria though!

(Wanda and Natasha have logged off)

Tony: 0_0

Rhodey: 0_0

Vision: 0_0

T'Challa: 0_0

Peter: Oh man! That's awesome!

Rhodey: Tony? What were you just saying?

Tony: *chokes* Uh...n-nothing. You know what? I-it doesn't matter. It's just her. Only one person right? C-come on!

(Sam is online)

Sam: Yo, Tony! I got outta that prison! Hey guys!

Tony: *faints* I can't take this! I can't! What's next? Scott Lang escapes?

(Scott is online)

Scott: Hi Sam! Wanna go grab a drink? Been ages! Like a month? Oh hi everyone! Sup Spidey. Lookin' good Widow! Hey Rhodey! Hey Vision! And hello there Tony.

Peter: Uh hey, Mr Stark? Scott Lang just logged into the chatroom. Did you notice that? Cuz that's totally weird! Like, really crazy! Mr Stark?

Vision: I believe Mr Stark is vomiting all across the floor whilst attempting to drink several bottles of scotch at once.

T'Challa: I did not even know that was possible. See what you can do when you really set your mind on a goal! *glares* MR STARK GET UP FROM THE FLOOR!

Sam: Hey Scott! Let's go get that drink!

Scott: Yeah man! See you guys!

Rhodey: Bye!

Sam: Oh wait! Spider Boy! Wanna join us?

Peter: Oh w- j-join you? Oh well...uh.. c-can I? Mr Stark?

Tony: *vomits* Go on Peter. Betray me. I've been betrayed by everybody else in my lfie! I thought you were an exception! Go on! Leave me! I paid for that new suit! So go, desert me! Leave me to be miserable!

Peter: Oh gee! Thanks Mr Stark! Ndwkefnaeiuahfnzkjfbegbrjkbvwi I'M SO EXCITED! Bye guys!

(Sam, Scott and Peter have logged off)

Rhodey: *laughs* Oh Tony! I can't even! I can't even! No, wait! Stop laughing, Rhodes! You're gonna fall and not be able to get back up and Tony won't help you up! *laughs* Rhodes, stop! *laughs* *rotfl*

T'Challa: *turns to Vision* What do you think would happen is Captain America, Bucky and Clint arrived?

Vision: I think that would be very interesting.

(Steve, Bucky and Clint are online)

Steve: Oh hi guys!

Bucky: Hey people!

Clint: Sup.

Tony: No! I can't even! I can't take it. *faints*

Steve: Uh, Rhodey? What happened?

Rhodey: He made his smart arse guess that you guys wouldn't break outta that prison and here you all are, popping up one by one. It's killing him.

Clint: Oh I see! HI TONY HI TONY! *dances in front of Tony's face* HI TONY! I JUST ESCAPED PRISON!

Bucky: Hey, Steve. Wanna go and have some bonding time? We need to have a bets mates night out or something!

Steve: Shwarma is great! Let's go get some!

Bucky: It'll be like the good old days! With the dancing and the music and the –

Clint: 0_0 Uh, Steve? Did you tell him that's not how it works anymore?

Steve: *shakes head* Bucky, you got a lot to learn.

Bucky: What? No music? No dancing? What about the flying cars?

Steve: Sorry, Bucky.

Bucky: Shoulda stayed in that machine. Then you convinced me to come out. WHY???

(Steve and Bucky have logged off)

Clint: You know guys, it was great seeing you and all but Nat and I need to catch up.

(Clint has logged off)

Vision: Uh, did anybody tell Mr Barton that he'll be interrupting a slumber party?

T'Challa: I wonder if they'll be angry. Or happy. Or –

(Clint is online)

Clint: HELP! AH! HELP! ARGH! THEY WERE HAVING A SLUMEBR PARTY AND THEY PAINTED MY NAILS AND DID MY HAIR AND PUT MAKE-UP ON MY FACE AND SANG LITTLE MIX IN MY FACE AND –

Vision: Mr Barton, do relax. You look like a clown.

Clint: THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE MAKE-UP ON! *looks* Oh hi, I'm Clint.

T'Challa: I don't care.

Clint: OH MY LIFE!

T'Challa: Go and relax, Clint. Perhaps take that make-up off too. Relaxation is vital after a stressful situation like a slumber party.

Clint: YES! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Clint has logged off)

Rhodey: Guys, help me get Tony up! He looks dead.

Vision: I believe the correct term is unconscious. Mr Stark has suffered from severe shock and requires immediate bedrest. Shall we?

T'Challa: Let's move him. The sight of the vomit and the scotch and the whatever that is seems unbearable.

(Vision, Rhodey, T'Challa and Tony have logged off)

(Bruce is online)

Bruce: Hey Thor! Coast is clear!

(Thor is online)

Thor: HELLO HULK OF INCREDIBLE!

Bruce: Let's go see Jane and everyone else who will be in Thor Ragnarok.

Thor: THOR WHAT?

Bruce: Ragnarok! Move quickly! They mustn't see us!


A/N - Hi guys!

Hope you liked it. I shall be explaining the ending soon about Thor and Bruce btw. And lolz to the video up top!

Anyways, love you all! See you in the next chapter!

Thanks!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!

xoxo


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