Mmm, Yes, banter. Sorry it's not Hermitcraft, but I kinda need a break. More Hermitcraft this evening.

So basically, I have two sides: Chaotic Neutral and Neutral Good. Enjoy!

NG: The shiny Metagross...

CN: I SWEAR I WILL MURDER WHOEVER TOOK IT

NG: We don't even- whatever

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Corrugated cardboard: *exists*

CN: EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT

NG: Please don't...

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NG: Okay, let's write some comedy for once!

CN: *Bungee jumps in*

CN: aNgSt Or NoThInG

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CN: Eat all the white chocolate!

NG: No.

CN: Why?

NG: That stuff tastes like migraines.

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NG: Okay let's sleep now, sleep sounds good!

CN: Just... one... more... refresh...

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NG: Oh look, a chocolate chip on the floor!

CN: Prior to our observation, this chocolate chip existed in a Schrodinger-Like state of being neither on or off the floor, therefore the five-second rule still applies.

NG: We're not eating it.

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NG: So the skit is like, 'cake or death?'

CN: But what if you're allergic to cake?

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CN: WEAR THE HOODIE

NG: It's summer...

CN: British summer!

NG: Fair point.

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*Responding to everything AC says with 'mood'*

NG: STOP TORTURING THE INNOCENT PLEASE

CN: Mood.

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NG: Okay, let's play the game properly like normal people.

CN: KILL ALL THE KERBALS!

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CN: The stars at night, are big and bright!

NG: *clap clap clap clap*

NG: Deep in the heaaart of Texas!

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NG: I'm sorry... did you just insult my friend?

CN: Roll for freakin' initiative, you sick, twisted monster.

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NG: But... Petition!

CN: THIS HAIR IS STAYING IN A PONYTAIL EVEN IF I DIE FOR IT.

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NG: I really, seriously, don't like breaking seating plans. It stresses me out.

CN: And you? Are boring!

I totally remembered to put in this A/N the first time. Absolutely.

OdalRune, signing off from the past!