1) No.
2) They do not exist.
3) Miranda
4) Single, AND I'M STAYING THAT WAY
5) I don't do best friends, but the mom friend in my friend group is cool I guess
6) See above, but it turns out that all the boys in my friend group are systematically destroying the life of the mom friend in my friend group
7) INEFFABLE HUSBANDS
8) ATinyReaderAndWriter
9) Happier, Marshmello and Bastille. It's my tone setter for Soul Trade.
10) 85%
11) My phone lockscreen is a default one, so: I don't have a photo because I'm on the wrong device, but my iPad lockscreen is an inverted photo of the Duolingo app icon, with "BEHOLD THE OWL, CONSUMER OF WORLDS" written over top in blood red.
12) Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I originally came here during my MLP creepypasta phase but we don't talk about that.
13) 7 October. For you astrology people that's a Libra.
14) I'm only gonna tag PsychA from ausforyou