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Footsteps.

AC had her back turned as Autocorrect spoke:

"It is time. I will be victorious."

And as Autocorrect drew her sword, AC grinned.

"OwO!? Oh noes. Welp..."

Ac turned around abruptly, grinning.

"Let's see how well you fare. Catch me if you can!"

And with that she leapt back into a hole, running through a door at the bottom. Autocorrect followed closely, a sadistic smile appearing on her face. She kept on her toes, in case of some kind of trap. AC grinned, pulling a lever that released three spiders onto Autocorrect. Autocorrect rolled through the attacks, striking at AC.

"You think -nff- that you could distract me from my goal? Nah."

AC dodged the blow flawlessly, running to another room.

"Lava. LavACK-"

Thankfully, she managed to leap over the floor of lava, daring Autocorrect to follow. Autocorrect obliged, clumsily swinging her sword at AC. The blade found its mark, but AC just kept running into the next room, muttering noises of pain under her breath.

Autocorrect followed, and was beset by zombies. The two older ones were easily dodged, but the baby sank its teeth into her ankle, causing Autocorrect to yelp in pain.

"Gh! Bas-Badwords."

She stabbed at AC twice in retaliation, fury visible in her eyes. The first strike found its mark easily, but AC learnt from her mistakes.

"Tu es rapide!"

AC ran into the next room, full of traps. AC dodged every trigger flawlessly, but Autocorrect had no such luck. Sure, she hit a potion that healed her, but then she ran into a trap that harmed her twice as much. Entering the next room, AC gasped in sudden pain. Autocorrect smiled, pulling out a splash potion of poison.

"Look, let's speed this game up a little."

And she threw the potion down. AC was struck by the full blast of th potion, but Autocorrect didn't make it out safe either.

"OW- nuuu! Nice move, I'll give you that..."

AC burst into the rubble of the next room, one that had recently exploded. She picked up four blocks, chucking them at Autocorrect. The AI dodged three, but the fourth landed her square on the arm, as she gasped in startled pain.

"Stabby time!"

Autocorrect threw three fast stabs at AC. As such, only the first found its mark. AC ran into the next room, and started clambering up a rope to a door. The room was starting to flood as Autocorrect grabbed AC's ankle, throwing her into the rising water. AC turned into a mermaid, swimming rapidly downwards.

Autocorrect stood at the top of the rope, and pulled out a harming potion. She poured it into the rising water, smiling.

"See ya, kid."

"ACK! G-Good response senpai. Goodbye to you as well... For dear senpai, I'm afraid that course of action was... Predicted"

AC swam downwards, inhaling some of the toxic water as she tried to blockade the pipe. Autocorrect turned her back, chugging an invisibility potion as she went through the door. There were four chests. Autocorrect touched none of them, wary of traps.

AC, on the other hand, was busy with other matters. She replaced parts of her blockade with soul sand, flooding the other room even faster. Autocorrect didn't hear it coming, instead planning her escape through a  door with no handle.

Time ticked slowly, and then the water burst through the door to where Autocorrect hid. Autocorrect tried to jump up on a chest to escape the flood, but failed. She tried to flee, but was met by a flaming arrow. AC swam to the bottom of the water and picked up a piece of coral, shaping it into a makeshift weapon of sorts.

As autocorrect leapt from the ground to the chest to another door, she muttered her hatred of water. She ran into AC, dodging two blows from the coral. Startled, Autocorrect attacked back, one of her strikes hitting home.

AC then tried something risky. She became a salamander hybrid and hiss-shrieked to momentarily confuse Autocorrect. She then struck at Autocorrect twice with her coral. One of these hit home.

Autocorrect  lashed out in response, tripping AC up. The two engaged in a brief duel of trying to get or keep the other one down. Autocorrect even began to sing a little ditty.

"Run, AC, run, or I'm'a gonna catch ya...

Run, AC, run, it's almost day."

And then AC tried something incredibly risky. She yeeted herself into the water trap, dragging Autocorrect with her. Autocorrect struggled to escape, slashing to make AC let go, but it was to no avail.

As Autocorrect was about to drown, she suddenly glitched away before AC's eyes.

Fine. AC won, I'll give you a section of the recording as a prize, yadda ya. Roll tape!

-And, being a fool, I thought Odal was the one I couldn't trust. So I put the password to shut Autocorrect down in a cipher. The key is *corrupted*01001100 01000001 01000100 01001111 01001001 01010000*corrupted*-

Absolutely no context. Enjoy!

Autocorrect, signing off from the past.