Me: I should finish the Soul Trade AU, it's launching today!

Also me:

I sure love A Cereal of Forkless Vents by Melony Snickers. I mean, the protagonists, the Bad Lair orphans, are so relatable! Violent Bad Lair, for instance, is incredibly inventive, which I respect. Claws Bad Lair is bookish and holds a healthy respect for the written word. He rules. And Susie Bad Lair is just frickin' adorable. The villain, Cat Old Law, is also smart and stupid at the same time, like most real humans.

I also like Food Ovens by Kneel Caiman and Terry's Prat Jet. It's about a demon, Crown Leaf, and an angel, Achoo Veil, trying to prevent Arm Ghetto. They do this by hunting down the Ant Rice, Atom, with the help of An Theme Dice and Newt Scamander. Also, there's this witchfinder called Shade Bowl, who is also there.

My favourite YouTube series is Kermit Crab. It's an SMP, done by 21 people, or 'Kermits'. My favourite Kermit is Good Thyme Star, because his builds (such as Star Acid island) are amazing and his timelapse music (Meowing by Loophole Knock Day) is a bop. I also watch Shishwamyvoid, G-R-Ian, Dog Um 77, Mumble Jumble, Random, Ice Cool 85, False Same Tree, Zombie Leo, Cab Fun 135 and Joe Mountains.

As for TV, I like to watch Beefy the Van Wire Slayer. It's a show about 1990s teens Beefy, Sand Erm and Wallow fighting van wires with this librarian, Gills. Beefy has this boyfriend, Angle, who is a van wire. Wallow's boyfriend, Australian, is a where wolf. There's a spin-off that I intend to watch called Angle. It's about Angle.

On the inner net, I have a lot of friends. Some of my closest mutuals include Air Conditioning, Wikipedia, Fantastical Bird, Aquamarine, and Deemer of the Helms. I, Modal Tune, have an evil alter ego, called Otto Direct. She's evil. Aquamarine also has an evil twin who works with Otto Direct, called Crayola.

...That happened.

Modal Tune, singing off from the mast!