Mark Wayne Windle: Something wrong?

Nagato: **nods her head and looks towards the sandbox**

Mark Wayne Windle: **turns around** What?

I turn around to see two men coming near the sandbox. I can easily here what they are saying.

???: I don't want to do this. ;_;

???: Do it, or else my gang will kill your family.

???: **sighs** Fine. ;_;

???: Now, I say we do the foxes, boss will be happy with at least a few of them.

Mark Wayne Windle: Gulag....Express!

I somehow sneak over to them and then start it all.

Mark Wayne Windle: Guten Tag, what are you boys doing near my daughters?

???: Huh? Oh, we're just remembering our childhood, we used to come here and play all the time. We're waiting for someone, we plan to study with each other.

Mark Wayne Windle: Lies, you eyes give it away.

???: **pulls out a knife and tries to stab me**

Mark Wayne Windle: **grabs his hand and squeezes it**

**bones cracking**

???: AHHH! **drops the knife**

Mark Wayne Windle: You want one my daughters, then you will have to go through me literally. Nagato, hold my Saber please.

I had it to Nagato and she becomes very worried.

Nagato: A-Are you sure dear?

Mark Wayne Windle: Ja. Come on lads, lets do this, gentlemen fight.

???: Alright then. I got this, if I don't, assist me.

???: O-Okay. ;_;

We get into position. Then, he gets the first blow.

???: **punches me in the face**

Mark Wayne Windle: **punches him under the chin, then in the liver**

???: AHHHH!

Mark Wayne Windle: BRING IT ON YA BLOODY WANKER!

???: **punches me in the chest twice, in the leg four times, and in the face seven times**

Mark Wayne Windle: Do you think you can really stop a German? **evil German noises**

???: **throws a punch**

Mark Wayne Windle: **kicks him in the dick twice, then punches him in the gut with all of his might**

I retreat and then throw myself at him like Emperor Palpatine flies through the air and then kicks a person.

Mark Wayne Windle: **long exhale**

I kick him in the face.

???: AHHHHH!

Mark Wayne Windle: **barrel roles and recovers**

???: **charges at me**

I lunge at him and then put him in an arm lock by wrapping my arm around his neck.

???: AHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME DAMN IT!

???: NO! I'M TIRED OF BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO. **kicks him in the dick**

Papa Stalin: Another one for Siberia? ALL ABOARD THE GULAG EXPRESSION!

Mark Wayne Windle: **yeets the loli-con onto the train**

???: I'LL BE BACK!!!!!

Mark Wayne Windle: Good! Now about you. I heard everything. I suggest you get your family into a secure location. I'll have the empire send guards to your house.

???: Thank you. I have been forced to do crimes for years.

Mark Wayne Windle: I also suggest you see a therapist.

He leaves as I have Soviet soldiers escort him.

Mark Wayne Windle: **takes his Saber**

Nagato: You shouldn't be so reckless author.

Mark Wayne Windle: I know, but at least one is going to join the other two in the underground Gulag. And one kid is hopefully going to have a brighter future.

Downneck: Who is on the Gulag Express?

Mark Wayne Windle: A male Loli-con.

Downneck: Well thank you then author, I don't know what would have happened if he took one of them.

Mark Wayne Windle: I do, I would killed everyone he knows and loves.

German translations;

ja; yes