Mark Wayne Windle: Hello again readers, I am back from what feels like days of suffering. From young siblings that is. Oh yeah, Matt has just released his seventh chapter of his book. Go check it out at matthbpilot and give him your support.

Matt: Hello Windle.

Mark Wayne Windle: Ah, I see your back. Nice work on the chapter.

Matt: Thank you, say, what was that link with Mutsu on PunkRock's stream about?

Mark Wayne Windle: Just Mutsu dominating everyone playing that game. They use ketchup to make it seem more realistic.

Matt: I see, at least she wasn't like that in her Yandere book. And she didn't murderize Shiranui.

Mark Wayne Windle: Agreed.

Matt: Wait, what was the aftermath of Chapter seven part one and two? How did you get them to even act in that book afterwards?

Mark Wayne Windle: Oh, about that........I'd rather not talk to much about it. I'll say it in a simple form; I was chased by them and they catch me.

Matt: Please don't tell me they did a lemon with you.

Mark Wayne Windle: Hehehehe, I'd rather not talk about.

Matt: **looks down at a sleeping Mutsu on my lap** Soooooo, how has she been?

Mark Wayne Windle: Oh, she isn't that Mutsu, they are glued to Eichi Akio. She hasn't been causing trouble. But she really likes sleeping near me.

Matt: Ahh, it's the uniform of course. They are made of high quality cloth and fabric. The best the Kaiser has.

Mark Wayne Windle: So that explains it.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Yep, I have the special uniforms made of it completely :)

Mark Wayne Windle: Uniforms are one of a kind in the lands of the Imperial Prussian Empire.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Yep, and you still have your lemon from those two Yandere's.

Matt: Thank gott.

Mark Wayne Windle: Indeed, I still have my lips as well.

Matt: So you still await a first kiss.

Mark Wayne Windle: Yep, and I pray it won't be one of force nor from a Yandere. But I have the Holy Saber so that is slim. 

Matt: Well we have your back covered at all times.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: The empire has you covered my friend.

Mark Wayne Windle: Danke mein Kaiser.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Danke Windle for reviving the Imperial ways of Hohenzollern.

Mark Wayne Windle: Once an Imperial always an Imperial. Heck, I'm wearing the Order of the Red Eagle Second Class around my neck. It proves my loyalty towards you.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Yes it does.

Comrade Downneck: Hello, mister where is Comrade Up, Left, and Rightneck.

Mark Wayne Windle: **chuckles** Just asking. XDD

I regain my senses in a few seconds.

Mark Wayne Windle: **clears his throat** What can I do for you Comrade?

Comrade Downneck: I need that "Pen" of yours, things have gotten out of hand.

Matt: Here you go Comrade. **tosses the "Pen" at Downneck**

Comrade Downneck: **catches the "Pen"** Danke Comrade Matt.

Mark Wayne Windle: Our pleasure Comrade. Say, I have something for you. **tosses him a bottle of Vodka**

Comrade Downneck: Danke Windle. **happy Russian noises**

Mark Wayne Windle: **chuckles** Someone real likes his Vodka. 

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: That's Russia for you. Land of the Vodka and Hard Bass.

Downneck leaves and goes to hand the "Pen" to which ever character needs it in his book.

Matt: Conclude you tell me what happened that day?

Mark Wayne Windle: Um, s-sure. I finished the chapter and then the Yandere dreadnought foxes wanted the lemon of a German, so I had to leave for some time. They catch me and almost got another pleasure day. The Kaiser saved me, but he also gave those two foxes a prisoner of war in exchange for me.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: I regret it, but he agreed to do it since we Imperials were kind treated him as our own. He came back, but he was never the same. Luckily, he didn't get those two bearing more childern. Eichi Akio already has six.

Mark Wayne Windle: Indeed, I gave that prisoner a large sum of my money to say thank you. He is much better now.

Matt: Good, we don't want that happening again.

Mark Wayne Windle: Which is why I made damn sure that their book had a happy ending. So it won't happen again. I saved us all from having a lemon day.

Hans: That you did author. 

Mark Wayne Windle: Say, how is your relationship with Erika?

Hans: We are together, and I mean it. **shows us the ring** We have already have our first son, he name is Fritz Erika Mölder. 

Mark Wayne Windle: Well then, someone is a father.

Franz: You say that but I'm already a damn Grandfather from our other siblings.

Mark Wayne Windle: **chuckles** I'll be as well if the Hispanic side continues this mating season thing. I was an uncle when I was born.

Franz: Good luck with that, being called the young Grandfather.

Mark Wayne Windle: Wow, no thank you, I am already called Casper.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: A fitting nickname indeed, white as milk and comes out of nowhere to scare the turds out of peoples rear ends.

Mark Wayne Windle: I suppose you have a point mein Kaiser.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Say, that S.M.S. Derfflinger book, good job on it.

Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you.

Mutsu and Nagato: **nestles on my arms**

Mark Wayne Windle: How did she get there and where did Nagato come from....

Matt: She was in your lap a minute ago and when did Nagato come in?

Mark Wayne Windle: These foxes, sneaky ones confirmed.

Matt: Indeed, I think they prefer you over a bed at this point. It's the uniform and your body heat.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: **chuckles** You are protecting them from the cold. You always have a nature talent with animals author.

Mark Wayne Windle: I guest respect them and they come to stay. I don't mind them sleeping in my chair.

Matt: But what about the restroom?

Mark Wayne Windle: I use a bottle and then I yeet it into the barrel of the Holy Schwerer Gustav and when she fires she completely destroys the bottles of wastes.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: You are saving our dumpsters from riding of piss smells. Not even a drop is left in the Holy Schwerer Gustav. But what about your hands?

Mark Wayne Windle: That, I use the Holy Hand Sanitizer.

Matt: Why is it called the Holy-cut off

Mark Wayne Windle: Because it's praised by the Kaiser's empire.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: **chuckles** Right you are author.

Nagato: **begins to wake up and yawns**

Mark Wayne Windle: **wraps my left arm around her neck**

This works and she pulls herself in and nestles against my torso and she drifts off into sleepy time again. Wrapping her tail around me as usual.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Gut job author.

Mark Wayne Windle: **chuckles** Danke mein Kaiser. And I think your theory is correct Matt. My uniform and body heat is what keeps them comfortable and ensures a peaceful sleep for them.

Matt: Like the Kaiser said, you have a nature talent when it comes to animals.

We all have a good volume limited laugh before we carry on with our business.