Mark Wayne Windle: **groans** Just finished chores yay.

Observer Alpha: Is that so?

Mark Wayne Windle: AHHHHH!

I find myself picked up by the Observer and she gives me the death stare.

Mark Wayne Windle: What do you want?

Observer Alpha: Just "Observing" you up closely, that's all.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: **kicks down the door** FREEZE DEMON!

Hans and Franz enter with the "Holy Flammenwerfer".

Mark Wayne Windle: How did you get here Observer?

Observer Alpha: Portals of course Mr. Windle.

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!

Matt: **comes in with a Panzershreck** Please put him down and leave.

Observer Alpha: You say that but I am here for a reason.

Mark Wayne Windle: Then do it and then put me down. I have books to get to.

Observer Alpha: **observes you closely**

She observes me very closely and thankfully she doesn't observe my V-2 rocket within my pants. She sets me down and teleport's out.

Mark Wayne Windle: Bloody hell, why am I special enough to be visited by them?

Matt: If they come we will burn them with the Kaiser's "Holy Flammenwerfer" and have their heads on sticks.

Mark Wayne Windle: Good. **gets up** Now, I have to finish some unfinished business.

Doctor Alfred: I apologize for the rude visit Author.

Mark Wayne Windle: Apology accepted. What do you need?

Doctor Alfred: Some milk.

Mark Wayne Windle: Haha, very funny comrade.

Doctor Alfred: I need some of the syringes you have and maybe some flex tape because of "her".

Mark Wayne Windle: Oh, right. Here you go comrade. **tosses flex tape to him**

Doctor Alfred: **catches the flex tape** Thanks Author.

Mark Wayne Windle: My pleasure comrade.

He goes back through the portal and it closes behind him.

Hans: I really wanted to use the holy fire of the Kaiser.

Franz: Indeed. Back to work then.

Mutsu: **giggles**

Matt: How did you get here?!

Mutsu: I made a quick trip through one of his books. **smiles**

Matt: Um, okay. As long as you don't cause trouble and behave you can stay understood?

Matt gives her a cold look, to which her tail fluffs up and her ears fold in a little.

Mutsu: Y-yes sir.

Matt: Good, and please don't run while der other author's are working. (the).

Mutsu: Oh, sorry.

Matt: It's okay. Just behave, that's all I ask. Say, Windle?

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes comrade Matt?

Matt: What is Himmler's largest weakness?

Mark Wayne Windle: His balls and his brothers. His main weakness is currently Reinhard Tristan Eugen Heydrich, zat is Chief of SiPo and SD Heinrich Himmler, Acting Chief of SiPo and SD and der Kriminalpolizei/ Kripo. You take him out and Himmler is nothing until another person he likes is appointed to his positions. If you take Heydrich out, then zat is a man of three secret polices gone and their leadership for awhile.

Matt: Thank you my friend.

Mark Wayne Windle: My pleasure comrade Matt.

Mutsu: Good luck on your chapter. You can do it. **smiles**

Matt: Thank you for der moral boast Mutsu.

He leaves to continue on his book while I work on how to stop these characters from teleporting into der office.

Mark Wayne Windle: Windlekonig did say he was working on how to prevent the characters from teleporting into here by enforcing the fifth wall.

Mutsu: Can I ask you something Author?

Mark Wayne Windle: Of course Mutsu.

Mutsu: Why does everyone here use z, zat, or der for the words the and that?

Mark Wayne Windle: German and English mixed together of course. Pride of the Kaiser of course. He is here by the way.

Mutsu: Um, I saw that, the tip of a Saber, and a holy flamethrower just a minute ago.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Yes you did my friend. I have a cup of Schwarztee (black tea) if you would like some.

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes please. I think Matt would either like Schwarztee, Fruchttee (fruit tea) or Hagebuttentee (Rosehip).

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Of course, it's specially brood by Franz and Hans themselves. Their mother was very good with these three types of tea.

Mark Wayne Windle: Now I'm told huh? **chuckles** Understood mein Kaiser, thank you once again. (my Kaiser).

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: You're welcome mein friend. (my).

He leaves to order Hans and Franz to make Matt Rosehip or fruit tea.

Mutsu: I thought you German's only liked your beer and bread?

Mark Wayne Windle: Indeed we do, but we don't drink the beer here. Franz and Hans consume less then a bottle of beer every single year. We are all healthy here. We German's do like our tea and mineral water very much. So we are usually very healthy in terms of eating and drinking. Aside from beer of course.

Mutsu: **giggles** German's are always full of surprises.

Mark Wayne Windle: Indeed we are. Now, where is Windlekonig at?

Windlekonig: You called for me?

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes I did, how is the prevention of random teleporters going?

Windlekonig: Um, good so far. I've just ordered the parts for the fifth wall.

Mark Wayne Windle: Understood, thank you.

Windlekonig: My pleasure.

I finish my cup of black tea and continue to work on another chapter for my book.

Mutsu: **crawls onto the couch, crawls up into a ball, yawns, and quickly falls asleep**

Mark Wayne Windle: How many times do you need to take a nap? Are you even getting enough rest at night?

Mutsu: Huh? Well, you see, the crickets, owls, and everything keep me up at night. **yawns** So I come here to get some rest and catch up on it as well.

Mark Wayne Windle: I see, sorry for bothering you then.

Mutsu: **lays her head down and slowly falls asleep** I-it's okay.

Mark Wayne Windle: Well then, that was short work for her to fall asleep. At least I'm not having a tail wrapped around me. Although it was rather comfortable for some odd reason. Oh well, back to work. At least Akashi isn't picking my pockets for any gems because I don't have any gems. I pay with that Gold Mark ja? (yes?).

Akashi: **walks into the office** Excuse me nya?

Mark Wayne Windle: Huh?

Akashi: I need to report something important.

Mark Wayne Windle: I'm listening Akashi.

Akashi: You see, Roon, Akagi, Taihou, FDG, Atago, and Duke of York are fighting again. Admiral Hipper and Prinz Eugen are also fighting because of Eugen's teasing. But the Yandere's are trying to lure the Kaiser or one of your males out so they can, um, do perverted things with his rifle. They want another lemon.

Mark Wayne Windle: Dear gott, I know who to call. Karma!?

Karma: Yes author?

Mark Wayne Windle: The Yandere's are attempting to lure one of us out so they can have one of our lemons and do perverted things to it. By fighting each other to lure us out. Can you sort them out please?

Karma: As they say, instant Karma.

Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you. Kaiser Wilhelm VIII?

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Jawohl Kamerad? (Yes sir comrade?).

Mark Wayne Windle: Hipper and Eugen are fighting again. Due to Eugen's teasing that is.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: **GROWLS** AGAIN!? I JUST SORTED IT OUT TWO HOURS AGO! HANS, GET Z HOLY FLAMMENWERFER! FRANZ, GET Z HOLY PANZERFAUST!

Hans and Franz: JAWOHL MEIN KAISER! (YES SIR MY KAISER!).

The Kaiser draws his Saber and leaves, clearly pissed off that Eugen can't grow up for once in her life.

Mutsu: **peacefully sleeping**

I can hear nothing but her faint breathing now. This is the feeling of peace and quiet. I love it. Maybe sleeping isn't a bad thing because of this silence. The Sound...of Silence.

Mark Wayne Windle: Meme time before I pass out.

https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

Mark Wayne Windle: **falls asleep**