Mark Wayne Windle: Hello readers, I have a few announcements to make today. The first is that dreadrealm has released a his first book, so I ask that you readers give him your support. His book is titled; Azur Lane Evil: The Uprising, so please check him out. He has 5 parts published already. My second announcement is that Comrade Downneck has married to Akagi, so congratulate him for his marriage. My third announcement is that I have released a book titled; S.M.S. Derfflinger Vs the Azur Lane Alliance, I have 5 parts published on that book. My fourth announcement is that I want to say thank you all for the support on Observer Alpha X Betrayed Male Reader. I have at least 8.4 thousand views on it, you have out done my first book I ever did; Azur Lane: Iron Blood that has 8.2 thousand views. My fifth announcement is that I will release more books soon. I say this because the ideas beg my to publish them. I will listen a few of them below;

-Yamato and Musashi X Azur Lane

-The Prussian 82nd infantry and 21st Artillery Regiment X Azur Lane

-The Kaiser is Teleported to Azur Lane

-The K.M.S. Fuhrer X Azur Lane (which was an actual big ass ship planned but never built by the Nazi's, and I mean this b*tch made the Yamato look like a child)

-Mutsu X Male Reader (Azur Lane)

-Shiranui X Male Reader (Azur Lane)

-Akashi X Male Reader (Azur Lane)

-The Kaiser's War (Azur Lane)

-Sakura-Siro War (second and final book of Observer Alpha X Betrayed Male Reader)

-The Protector of The Shrine Maiden Control Stone X Azur Lane

Mark Wayne Windle: Yeah, and that's not all of them. But I will let you readers/authors use these ideas if you would like to. So yes, these ideas I will let you use for your own books. The titled goes to me, anything else such as awards will go to the said author and not me. My sixth announcement is that some of my books will be on hold for some time. I have to think of such ideas for them. My seventh announcement is that I don't play the Azur Lane game, but I look off the anime and videos of the game to make these books. So I do my fair share of research for these books. My eighth announcement is that this book serves as my update book to let you readers know about future plans or changes and what not. My ninth announcement is that I am not married to Nagato and Mutsu. I am not married yet so we aren't a couple yet and I don't have more hair balls of kids running through the offices. So you authors don't have to worry about that. For now, that is. I will marry them in the future, under the condition that I promise to the FBI that I am never become a loli-con. I will never become one so you have no need to worry my friends.

FBI: Good!

Mark Wayne Windle: The conditions I have are simple;

-I will not become a loli-con

-I swear to protect them at all cost

-If they are to have kids, then I am raise them to the best of my abilities

-I will not do perverted things to them nor to Nagato and Mutsu

-I will report any findings of loli-cons trying to get to my said future kids and wives to the FBI directly

FBI: Hmm, fine, you can marry them as long as you do these rules.

Mark Wayne Windle: Understood my friends. Now, I have one final announcement, if you readers have ideas for me, then please do care to tell me. I am always open to such ideas. I will list a few from the readers below

-Yandere Enterprise x Male Reader (Azur Lane)

-DOOM guy x Azur Lane

Mark Wayne Windle: I can't remember the others but I will post the ideas here and let you readers vote on them.

Comrade Downneck: So, mister I have the f*cking time and balls to type each and every single f*cking loli in Azur Lane and finish in fifteen or less minutes, the Gulag awaits for you to mess up.

Mark Wayne Windle: And Akagi awaits her lemon with you.

Comrade Downneck: **faces turns bright red** SHUT UP BAKA!!!

Mark Wayne Windle: Say, how is Akagi-chan doing?

Comrade Downneck: She? She is a handful and is just like her mother in every single way possible.

Mark Wayne Windle: So basically Akagi 2.0?

Comrade Downneck: Yes. **gulp** I fear the other one in that empire though.

Mark Wayne Windle: If you are talking about Ms. Taihou, she is married to Comrade Upneck. I don't know how he returned but hey, he wanted to return a favor to you and saved your relationship with Akagi by marrying Taihou.

Comrade Downneck: Ahh, well tell him I said thank you.

Mark Wayne Windle: I will, the Vodka is in the kitchen by the way.

Comrade Downneck: VODKA!!!!

Mark Wayne Windle: And there he goes.

Hans: **yelling** WHAT Z F*CK YOU RUSSIAN BAIS!!!! THAT'S MY RECIPE BOOK FOR TEA, CAKE, AND OTHER DESERTS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!!!!!

Comrade Downneck: **yelling** I FOUND THE VODKA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Mark Wayne Windle: Okay then, I will be right back before Hans kills another Russian that touched his special recipe book.

Time skip brought to you by me attempting to stop Hans from torching Comrade Downneck with the Holy Flammenwerfer

Mark Wayne Windle: **sits down in his chair** So the good news is that Hans didn't kill another person yet. The bad news is that he won't forgive Downneck for messing up his special recipe book. I hope karma comes for the both of them. Or they come to an agreement.

Nagato: What was all that about author?

Mark Wayne Windle: Comrade Downneck got excited when I said that there was Vodka in the kitchen and took off. Hans was using his special recipe book and Downneck messed it up looking for the said Vodka. Luckily, we don't have another dead Russian and Hans didn't torch Downneck with the Holy Flammenwerfer.

Nagato: I see, well at least the building isn't on fire and we don't have to put another burnt Russian in a casket.

Mark Wayne Windle: Yep. Now where was I? Oh yeah. **clears his throat** As I was saying, your ideas will be voted on and other authors are always free to use for their own books. Titles go to the person that gave the idea by the way.

Mutsu: Why is Hans angry author? Did I do something to anger him?

Mark Wayne Windle: No.

I explain it to her.

Mutsu: Oh, so he is just mad that Downneck messed with his special recipe book?

Mark Wayne Windle: Yes.

Nagato: What was he making anyway?

Mutsu: His specially brewed Rosehip Tea.

Mark Wayne Windle: With Blueberry pie on the side. He and Franz have a nature talent when it comes to cooking. They even made a cake on a camp fire, that is good they are.

Mutsu: Wow, now I see why he was mad.

Mark Wayne Windle: That book contains every single recipe he and Franz knows about teas, deserts, and other beverages. Franz has his own copy but they only use Hans's copy so if one is destroyed they have a spare.

Mutsu: Clever, understood.

Nagato: Well, I have to deliver a few papers to the other authors, so I'll see you later author.

Mark Wayne Windle: Understood Lady Nagato.

Mutsu: I'll help you Nagato-nee.

Mark Wayne Windle: Now, back to the point. Well, I think that is all I have for now. I have papers to drop off anyway, so see you readers later.

Time skip brought to by me delivering papers to mail box and then seeing Barney the Purple F*cking Dinosaur holding a Kitchen Knife

Mark Wayne Windle: Alright, well that is all I have for now.

With Nagato and Mutsu behind me

Nagato: One two three.

They kiss me on my cheeks and I turn for a pale a*s Casper white to bright red.

Mark Wayne Windle: WHAT Z HECK!?!?!

Comrade Downneck: Told you. And called it. Enjoy the gulag comrade.

Matt: What is happening?

Comrade Downneck: Author just got kissed on his left cheek by Mutsu and on his right cheek by Nagato.

Matt: Um, I have other things to do. Hehehe, right, that next chapter. Bye!

Mark Wayne Windle: DOWNNECK!!!!!!

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Huh?

Comrade Downneck: He just kissed on his left and right cheek by Nagato and Mutsu.

Kaiser Wilhelm VIII: Pray the FBI nor the KGB come. Because I'm not starting a war with Amerika.

Mark Wayne Windle: I am going to need pamphlets.

Then they kiss me again and I pass out.

Mark Wayne Windle: **face plants into my own desk**

**THUD**