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Natriz: so what do you wanna eat?
Sherry(shattered starry): THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENTS......
Starry: a butterscotch cinnamon pie
Sherry(shattered starry): WHAT!?, NO!
Starry: 2 butterscotch cinnamon pie
2
Someone: is Freya a girl?
Rina: she's a yes
Someone: what?...
Rina: a yes
Someone: no I meant, what is her gender?
Rina: her gender is yes
Someone: NO I MEANT WHAT IS IN HER PANTS!?
Rina:...... Our friendship?.....
(fun fact: Freya's gender is - none-binary, but she prefers being called she or her)
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Calis: I'm driving
Douge: okay
Fellic: I call shotgun!
Douge: ugh, but we had it all the way here-
Calis and douge: HOLY SHIT!
Fellic: no I found a shotgun, and I want the front seat.... *loads shotgun*
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Arlo: hey next gen star sanses have you seen my-
Next gen star sanses(starry, Rina, and bluzy): *literally t-posing, and straight up summoning a demon*
Demon: RAAAAHHH *having a demonic screeching*
Arlo: *immediately closed the door, looking traumatized*.......
Also arlo: WHAT THE FU-
*what's actually happening after they summoned the demon*
Starry: so did you finally our cookies?
Bluzy: you better have them carlos zetrus
Carlos zetrus the demon servant: yes, yes I did mistresses *in a French accent*
Rina: good job Carlos, now you are allowed to go back to the underworld
Carlos zetrus: thank you mistress *t-posed, while going back down to the underworld*
5
Douge when he's with calis (friend)
Douge: hello calis
Calis: hey bud
Douge when he's with corina (best friend)
Corina: *humming*
EaRtHqUaKe.....
Corina: huh? *noticed who it was, and started embracing who was running towards her, while smiling*
Douge: *running towards corina at full speed, causing earthquake, and who was about to hug his bestfriend*
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Natriz: hey starry
Starry: yeah?
Natriz: what would you be like if I told you that I was pregnant?
Starry: I would be like "huh, but weren't you good at being dominant?"
Natriz: huh!?, how did you know I'm a top!?
Starry: because yesterday, I heard you're girlfriend making a lot of noises, and that's also the reason why I looked tried today.......
Natriz: *blushed madly* 0////0 uhhh.....
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Arlo: *looks down at the floor, that had been desintegrated by acid*
Natriz: don't look at the abyss arlo, cause after all it stares back...... And end up like dusk and Tara over there
Dusk and tara: all shapes make a circle..... All shapes make a circle...... All shapes make a circle....
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Starry: can I have the chip reader now?
Rina: oh yeah *pulls out a chip*
Starry: oh that's not gonna work with that kind of chi-
*access granted*
Starry: *having a crises right now, and overthinking everything*
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