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Natriz: so what do you wanna eat?

Sherry(shattered starry): THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENTS......

Starry: a butterscotch cinnamon pie

Sherry(shattered starry): WHAT!?, NO!

Starry: 2 butterscotch cinnamon pie

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Someone: is Freya a girl?

Rina: she's a yes

Someone: what?...

Rina: a yes

Someone: no I meant, what is her gender?

Rina: her gender is yes

Someone: NO I MEANT WHAT IS IN HER PANTS!?

Rina:...... Our friendship?.....

(fun fact: Freya's gender is - none-binary, but she prefers being called she or her)

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Calis: I'm driving

Douge: okay

Fellic: I call shotgun!

Douge: ugh, but we had it all the way here-

Calis and douge: HOLY SHIT!

Fellic: no I found a shotgun, and I want the front seat.... *loads shotgun*

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Arlo: hey next gen star sanses have you seen my-

Next gen star sanses(starry, Rina, and bluzy): *literally t-posing, and straight up summoning a demon*

Demon: RAAAAHHH *having a demonic screeching*

Arlo: *immediately closed the door, looking traumatized*.......

Also arlo: WHAT THE FU-

*what's actually happening after they summoned the demon*

Starry: so did you finally our cookies?

Bluzy: you better have them carlos zetrus

Carlos zetrus the demon servant: yes, yes I did mistresses *in a French accent*

Rina: good job Carlos, now you are allowed to go back to the underworld

Carlos zetrus: thank you mistress *t-posed, while going back down to the underworld*

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Douge when he's with calis (friend)

Douge: hello calis

Calis: hey bud

Douge when he's with corina (best friend)

Corina: *humming*

EaRtHqUaKe.....

Corina: huh? *noticed who it was, and started embracing who was running towards her, while smiling*

Douge: *running towards corina at full speed, causing earthquake, and who was about to hug his bestfriend*

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Natriz: hey starry

Starry: yeah?

Natriz: what would you be like if I told you that I was pregnant?

Starry: I would be like "huh, but weren't you good at being dominant?"

Natriz: huh!?, how did you know I'm a top!?

Starry: because yesterday, I heard you're girlfriend making a lot of noises, and that's also the reason why I looked tried today.......

Natriz: *blushed madly* 0////0 uhhh.....

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Arlo: *looks down at the floor, that had been desintegrated by acid*

Natriz: don't look at the abyss arlo, cause after all it stares back...... And end up like dusk and Tara over there

Dusk and tara: all shapes make a circle..... All shapes make a circle...... All shapes make a circle....

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Starry: can I have the chip reader now?

Rina: oh yeah *pulls out a chip*

Starry: oh that's not gonna work with that kind of chi-

*access granted*

Starry: *having a crises right now, and overthinking everything*

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