Fellic(kustard Ship child

Fellic: so this story all started back when I was about in the 3rd grade of school, so I was walking my way back home, and of course I should've used the bus instead, but all the bus are all broken and needs to be fixed, so as I was walking my way back home, I looked at a store, and I noticed dad(fell), literally smoking a cigarette, and at this point, I was shocked, and you all might be wondering why I am shocked right now, is probably because mom(classic) made a deal with dad(fell) about him not going to smoke anymore, and dad(fell) promised he wouldn't, and here he is, smoking a cigarette, and my dad(fell) had noticed me, and just immediately frozed on the spot "uh.... dad?" I asked my dad(fell) who was frozen in place, and he nervously laughed, and probably if mom(classic) found out about dad(fell) smoking a cigarette, dad(fell) would have been dead meat by now, so he stopped nervously laughing at me, and looked at me and say "I'll give you 500 bucks, if you don't tell you're mother(classic)" and I was like standing there thinking 'if I refuse the offer and tell mom(classic) about dad(fell) smoking, mom(classic) would be proud of me for being honest, BUT if I accept dad's(fell) offer, I would buy about 5 ketchup and mustard bottles, for me and my sister to drink on' for about few minutes of thinking, I accepted dad's(fell) offer, and I bought 2 mustards and 3 ketchup bottles, so yeah that's the story of how I found out that my dad(fell) snitched on mom(classic).