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Perry:
Parker just asked me out for dinner tomorrow night 😨

Oliver:
I know...

Perry:
How? He just asked me

Oliver:
Because he told me

Perry:
Wth why? You two don't even know each other that well

Oliver:
He messaged me like 30 minutes ago asking if we were a "thing" and then said that he wanted to ask you out. Probably shouldn't be telling you all of this, but whatever

Perry:
What did you say?

Oliver:
What do you think?
I said no

Perry:
Oh, okay...
Well I'm going to turn him down, if you were wondering

Oliver:
Really...
Why?

Perry:
I told you, I have feelings for someone else...

Oliver:
So it's definitely not Parker?

Perry:
YES I don't like him at all...he's actually kind of annoying
Wow that sounded mean😂

Oliver:
It really did, but I don't care😂 I'm glad you're turning him down

Perry:
Why🤔

Oliver:
Because I think he's a douche bag.

Perry:
He's not a d bag, I just don't enjoy ONLY talking about sports and how much his future vehicle is going to be lol

Oliver:
Douche bag. Plain and simple.

Perry:
Okay, okay 😂

Oliver:
Say it.

Perry:
What?

Oliver:
That he's a douche bag😏

Perry:
Why 😂

Oliver:
Oml just SAY IT

Perry:
OKAY
PARKER IS THE BIGGEST DOUCHE TO WALK THE PLANET...happy now?

Oliver:
Yes. Yes I am.

Perry:
You're such a freak😂

Oliver:
That's me😏

Perry:
I'm gonna go plan out my rejection speech...talk to ya later

Oliver:
Lmao
Have fun with that😂

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