CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN: DICKHEADS

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Allison got the upper hand on Fei "By the way, I heard a rumor you can't move" she said, her voice echoing as an energy wave travled out of her mouth and into Fei's ears causing her to freeze.

Alphonso then threw away the popcorn before walking over to Allison.

"Hit me" he said "What?" Allison asked "Come on. Hit me in the face" Alphonso said "Okay" Allison said and she threw a hard punch at his face but as she did that, it was like she was also hit and the sound of bones crunching was heard as her nose started bleeding.

Allison fell to the floor with a grunt "I bet that hurt, huh?" Alphonso said and Allison let out a gasp.

Alphonso walked closer to Allison and just as he was about to kick her, Five appeared and he grabbed her before they blinked away.

"Fast little guy" Alphonso said as he looked around.

Five and Allison appeared on the second floor "Thanks" she said "No problem" he said as they both got up.

"Hey, short pants" a voice said and Five and Allison turned to see Jayme walking over to them "What's up?" she asked "Go help the others. I'll handle this one" Five said as he kept his eyes on Jayme "Okay" Allison said before she took off.

"What are you, their mascot?" Jayme asked as she noticed the uniform Five was wearing.

Five tilted his head a little bit while giving her a small and sarcastic smile before he blinked away, appearing behind her which caught her off guard.

She turned around but then Five punched her in the face causing her to let out a groan as she fell to the floor "More like their ringer" he said as he looked down at her.

Jayme let out a hiss before she spit her venom on Five, hitting him on the forehead "Ugh. Hey, gross, all right?" Five said and Jayme just smirk at him as she rise an eyebrow.

Then Five felt something weird as the venom disappeared into his skin "The hell?" he asked and he looked around confused as his vision started becoming blurrier.

His eyes scanned around until they landed on a figure that was coming up the stairs while he could hear children laughing.

His vision then became more apparent and he saw that it was Natasha.

"Nat" he muttered "Hey Jumpy Guy" she said "Love?" he said before he opened his jaw a little bit "Darling" he whispered with a smile "You look beautiful" he said as he walked closer to her.

"And you are so handsome" she said with a smile and he smiled before he stopped when he was in front of her, next to the stairs.

"Hey Love" he said "Hey Pretty Boy" she said and he smiled before he closed his eyes and leaned closer, pressing his lips against hers.

"Ugh" Jayme said and made a weird face in disgust as she saw Five kissing the air "Are they all perverts?" she asked before she walked over to him and swung a kick at his face causing him to let out a grunt as he felled down the stairs.

Five let out a groan as he landed on the floor by the foot of the stairs.

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Marcus kicked Luther, making him fell to the floor "You see. Bigger isn't always better" Marcus said as he standing on the coffee table.

"Is that what you tell your girlfriends?" Luther asked, looking up at him before he swung a kick towards his legs, but Marcus jumped up, dodging the kick before he threw a kick at Luther hitting him on the face making him flew backwards before landing on the floor.

"Thai food for dinner?" Fei asked as her, Ben and Alphonso entered the living room where Marcus and Luther was.

"I could go for pad see ew" Ben suggested "I'm in. Marcus, Thai?" Alphonso asked "Why are you even asking him? He hates Thai" Ben said "What are you talking about? Since when?" Alphonso asked "Fine. Italian?" Fei asked "Absolutely not" Ben said "I could do Italian" Alphonso said while Marcus and Luther was still fighting.

Marcus threw a punch at Luther causing him to flew a little bit up before he landed on the floor with a grunt.

Marcus then walked over and put his foot on Luther's stomach "We done here?" he asked "Nope" Luther said, groaning "I don't run from a fight" he said with a smile.

"Yeah, that's the wrong answer, dude" Alphonso said "Let him finish him off" Ben said "Then let's end this" Marcus said, looking at Luther with an angry look before he started stamping on Luther's stomach a few times and Luther started coughing up blood.

"Stay down!" Marcus said "LUTHER!" Vanya shouted as she was looking down from the railing and the Sparrows looked at her "Vanya" Luther said.

"You again" a voice said and Vanya turned around to see Sloane behind her before she with her powers lifted Vanya up in the air.

"Luther, go! Get out!" Vanya shouted as she saw Luther getting up and he opened a secret door before walking through it.

"No" Vanya said as she was lifted more up in the air and she let out a groan as Sloane floated her out over the railing before she threw her down. She then floated out over the railing before Sloane threw her down, making Vanya hit the table causing it to break and she let out a grunt before she pass out.

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Zach was running down the Academy when he heard footsteps approaching around the corner which cause him to press his back against the corner.

When the footsteps came closer, Zach jumped around the corner before he grabbed the person's arm and swung him around before throwing him to the floor causing him to let out a grunt.

"Ouch" the person said and Zach's eyes widened when he saw it her uncle Diego "Uncle Diego, I'm so sorry, I thought you were one of the sparrows" Zach said.

"It's okay. Amazing move" Diego said as Zach help him up "What is going on?" Diego asked "I don't know but something is clearly wrong" Zach said "Where are your parents?" Diego asked "I don't know. But I will find them" Zach said "I will help you" Diego said and the two walked down the Academy.

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Klaus ran into a room to find their father Reginald standing with a cookiejar in his hands.

"Which one are you? Scruffy? Fatty?" Reginald asked as Klaus closed the door "Sad Girl? I forget the rest" Reginald said.

"Who are these absolute psychopaths, and why are they in our house?" Klaus asked as he walked closer to Reginald.

"Simple. Once your oafish tribe showed me what a poor job I did with my first selections, I adopted them instead of you" Reginald said.

"Dad!" Klaus said out loud "I'm not your father, young man. Not anymore" Reginald said before he stretched the cookiejar towards Klaus "Biscuit?" he asked.

"Klaus!" Diego shouted as him and Zach ran into the room "We gotta go, man. Now. These guys are too good" he said as he enter the room "For you guys. I'm loving it" Diego said and Zach looked at him "Yeah right, I can see on your face that it love getting beating" he said sarcastically and Diego gave him a look before he looked back at Klaus "But you're probably gonna die. Come on" he said and grabbed Klaus' hand and dragged him with him as the three left.

"Listen, you guys go, I will find my parents" Zach said "Are you insane, they will hurt you" Diego said "Diego, remember I was trained to be an assassin and killer when I turned seven. And I was the youngest person to be trained at The Commission, I'm the greatest child assassin the world has ever know, I have being trained to something like this. I will be fine, you just get Klaus out of here, I will meet you at the park" Zach said before he blink away.

"Sometimes I forget that he is only a kid" Klaus said "Me too. He really is his father's son" Diego said.

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Luther let out a sigh as he was stumble down the hallway.

But then he stopped when he heard someone behind him.

He turned around before he threw a punch, hitting Sloane, causing her to grunt as she hit the wall before she slide down on the floor.

"Oh! Shit" he said and she gasp for air as she sat up "Hey, I'm sorry. Uh, are you okay?" Luther asked as he kneeled down in front of her and Sloane looked at him "Yeah" she said.

"Hi" he said "I'm Sloane" she said and he smiled "Hey, Sloane" he said and they both chuckled "I'm Luther" he said.

"Luther, we're leaving! Come on" Five said as both him and Allison came running towards him.

Five jumped over his brother's back, interrupting the conversation he was having with Sloane.

"Just a second--" Luther said "Come on! We gotta we!" Allison said as she grabbed Luther's arm.

The three was running down the hallway as Fei was chasing them.

The sound of crows screeching was heard as they came out of Fei's back before they started flying after the four.

The four stopped when they reach the end and they turned to see the crows flying towards them while screeching.

"Seriously?" Luther said as he looked at the crows who was flying towards them "Move, move, move, move!" Allison said before they ran to the left and the crows flew after them while they were making a squawking noise.

Then Five slowly down until he stopped as his eyes widened before he stopped "The briefcase!" he said "What" Luther said and Five blinked away "No time" Allison said "I hate that he can do that!" Luther said as him and Allison continue running.

"Go!" Allison said as they ran down the hallway "Shut it" Allison said "Quick! Get in!" Luther said and they reach to shut a door before the ravens could get them.

Both Luther and Allison started panting as they leaned up against the door.

"Oh shit" Luther said.

But then the sound of pounding and scratching at the door was heard and they saw that the the crows started to tore apart the door with their beak causing Luther and Allison to let out a gasp.

"Oh shit!" Luther said "What do we do?" Allison asked "Haul ass!" Luther said before they both took off.

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"Where's the briefcase!" Five said as he appeared by the table where he have left the briefcase, but only to see that it was gone.

"Shit, it's gone!" he said as he put his hands on the table before looking around.

"Dad" a voice said and Five turned to see Zach running towards him "Thank God" Five said in relief when he saw that his son was okay.

"You okay?" he asked and Zach nodded "Yeah, you?" he asked "I will be fine" Five said "Where is mom and Luna?" Zach asked "They are safe, they waiting for us at the park" Five said "Good" Zach said "But the problem is that the briefcase is gone" Five said "What?" Zach asked and Five nodded before Zach looked at the table to see it was gone "Damn it, where is it?" he asked "I don't know" Five said.

Then they heard Vanya groan in pain and they looked into the living room to see Vanya laying on the floor as The Sparrows walked closer to her.

"VANYA, GET OUT OF THERE!" Zach and Five shouted as they took a step closer while their eyes widened.

Vanya started panting as The Sparrows started to surround her.

Vanya's skin turned pale and a white bright icy blue ball appeared by her stomach as her eyes also turned icy blue.

"Shit" Five said "Not good" Zach said as they two took a step back "The park" Five said before the two blinked away.

A huge icy blue energy wave came out of Vanya.

The energy wave hit the Sparrows making them get throw backwards.

The sound of glass shatters was heard as The Sparrows was knocked back by the wave, pushing them away, causing them to crashed into furniture and walls.

Vanya let out a whimper while Alphonso coughed. The leader Marcus was standing up on the railing looking down in shock as he let out a sigh.

The Sparrows got up with a grunt and they let out a groan as their body was hurting.

"It's over" he said and Vanya looked up at him "Go. Don't come back" he said and Vanya forced herself to get up before leaving the academy.

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Natasha arrived at the park.

The park that she had entered remind her of the one she used to viste with her parents when she was little which cause her to let out a small smile as she remember her normal life before her tragic life made she feel like some things can go back to normal.

She of course knew that it will never be normal again, but she hoped it could be.

Just looking at her, she looked like a regular seventeen-year-old girl with a toddler in her arms.

Then Luna started whining "It's okay, Sweetheart. Daddy and big brother is gonna be okay" Natasha said as she tried to comfort her daugther.

"Mom" a voice said and Natasha turned to see her son and boyfriend which cause her to breath out in relief "Oh, thank God" she said as she approached the two before hugging them.

"Are you boys okay?" she asked and they nodded "We're fine" Zach said as Five and Natasha gave each other a quickly kiss while Luna was whining a little bit.

"Let me take her" Five said and Natasha gave Luna to Five "Hey Luna Bear, daddy is here" he said but Luna was still whining a bit.

"Here" Natasha said as she gave Five a pacifier and he grab it before he put in Luna's mouth and she stopped whining "There you go" Five said as he was holding Luna who was holding her stuff penguin with her left hand.

Then they heard footsteps approaching and they turned around to see the siblings.

The siblings all groaning as they all walked over to some benches.

"Just gonna sit. I'm just gonna sit for a minute" Luther said and let out a groan before he sat down on a bench as Allison sat down next to him.

"That didn't go well" Diego said as he turned around from the large pond he was looking at, "No, not our best work" Five said, still holding Luna as him and Natasha sat down next to each other while Zach sat down next to his mom.

"Oh, I'm cracking" he said as the sound of joints cracking was heard "We got our ass kicked" Five said "You guys got your asses kicked" Zach said.

"Why is it that my mom and I are the only ones that came out of this fight okay?" Zach asked "I would like to know that too. I don't have any superpower and I came out of that fight without a bruise " Natasha said "Well, you didn't fought much" Luther said "No, 'cause I had a one-year-old to take care of and I didn't get my ass beating" she said and Luther gave her the finger which she returned.

"I'm only 17, and I didn't even get one bruise on me" Zach said "Because you are a better fighter" Diego said "Or you guys are just out of shape" Zach said, earing a glance from Diego.

Allison then turned to Luther "You alright?" she asked "I don't know yet" he answered before looking at her "I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before. It's like..." Luther said before he held out his hands to Allison, like he was going to offer her something "...Here you go. It's your ass" he said and Allison looked at him confused.

"Okay, I think Luther's concussed" she said as she was looking at the others and Klaus sat up on the picnic table before holding his hands out in front of his face, "Luther, how many fingers?" he asked.

Luther didn't answer as his eyes widened "Oh my God. Vanya" he said and Allison pointed towards the path and they saw Vanya walking over to them.

"Oh. Thank God you're alive" Vanya said "You okay?" Allison asked and Vanya nodded "Apparently, so is Ben" Klaus said as Vanya sat down on the same bench Luther was sitting on "Yeah. And he's a complete dickhead" Allison said "They're all dickheads" Diego said "Dickheads who can fight" Luther said.

"Okay, next person to say 'Dickhead' is getting a punch to the throat" Five said "Dickhead" they all said and Five rolled his eyes while shaking his head a little bit.

"Hey, did Dad tell you why he was calling them his kids?" Diego asked as he looked at Klaus "He sure did" Klaus said and let out a laugh "Dad was so repulsed by us back in Texas, that he adopted an entirely different group of children, just so that he didn't have to raise us" he said.

"That's just peak Dad" Diego said as he sat down "Isn't it?" Luther said.

"Wait, so dad just didn't want us anymore?" Vanya asked Klaus "Did he ever?" Allison asked.

"See?" Luther said as he pointed on Five "I told you we shouldn't have asked him for help in '63" he said "Hey, don't blame Five. He did what he thought was best for us. He did was he thought was right. He did something that he thought could help us" Natasha said and Five looked at his girlfriend with a smile.

"Alright, let me ask you guys this. If Reginald told Klaus that he was disappointed in you guys when he met you in Texas. So he adopted a different group of children, just so that he didn't have to raise you six" Natasha said "Yeah, so?" Luther asked "How did he knew which babies you guys were?" Zach asked and Luther was about to open his mouth until he realized that he had no answer to that.

"Exactly" Natasha and Zach said.

"I think you're all missing the big picture here" Five said and they all looked at him "If Dad didn't adopt us as kids, he changed the timeline. So who know what else is different now" he said.

"Shouldn't you know?" Allison asked him as she pointed her finger at Five "Sorry, Allison, but it might take me more than 20 minutes and a traumatic brain injury to figure this all out" Five said as he gestured to the large cut on his head that he had gotten from when Jayme had kicked him down the stairs "Is that okay with you?" he asked "No, actually, it's not" she said and Five rolled his eyes.

"Why don't you figure something out for once? Instead of expecting everyone to move the earth for you" Natasha said "What the hell did you just say to me Natasha?" Allison asked "I'm sorry, did I stutter? I'll repeat that for your dumb--" "Alright Darling, stand down. Easy" Five said, cutting Natasha off "Can we all just stop arguing for five minutes please" Vanya said "Exactly" Klaus said as he pointed on Vanya.

"Guys, look, it's fine. We still have the Commission's briefcase, so worst case, we can just go back in time and fix it" Vanya said.

"Great" Klaus said "Okay. There are two problems with that statement" Five said before while still holding Luna in his arms, stood up.

"First off---" he said "Here we go" Klaus said "Time travel is complicated, people" Five said "He is right. It is" Natasha said.

"Yeah, we get it. Your job is so hard" Diego said sarcastically "Just...what?" he asked "And secondly...I no longer have the briefcase" Five said.

Allison stood up slowly from the bench "Five, where the hell is the briefcase?" she asked him "I don't know, when I went to grab it, it was gone" he answered as he tilted his head with no idea where it was.

"I can go back and try and find it" Zach said "No, it's too dangerous" Natasha said "Then what do we do now?" Zach asked.

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People was giving Natasha, Zach, Five and the others weird stares as they were walking down the park.

"What are we doing?" Allison asked "Ruminating" Five said calmly as he was holding Luna in his arms while Natasha and Zach was walking on each side of him.

"Why is everyone staring at us?" Klaus asked "Because we look like the damn Village People just lost a fight" Diego said before he snatched Klaus' hat off his head "Gimme that" Klaus said as he tried to reach for his hat over Diegos' shoulders "Hey" Klaus said.

"You know what? I need to go find Claire" Allison said "Cut it out" Natasha said to Klaus and Diego but they didn't listen and that 'cause Luna to start whining a bit "Cut it out, you are making Luna cry" Five said.

"I will catch up with you guys later" Allison said and was about to walk away but Vanya stopped her "Hey, Allison, no" Vanya said causing her to stop "First, let's get somewhere safe, clean up those cuts, and then we'll go find her" Vanya said.

"Man, I hate those guys" Luther said as he spotted a billboard of The Sparrows with Marcus in the middel "Look at 'em with their...stupid smug..." Luther said as he was unable to finished the sentence.

"You can do it. You can do it" Klaus said as he was encourage him "...S...s...smug...smugness" Luther said and Klaus let out a sigh "Keep working on it, big guy. You'll land one, eventually" he said as he patted Luther on the back.

"But honestly, what are we doing?" Allison asked as she looked at her family "We can't stand here bleeding out in this park" she said.

"I don't know, but we better gear up fast before they come for round two" Diego said "What makes you think they'll come after us?" Vanya asked "Because I would" Diego said.

"Yeah, we did break into their house..." Klaus said "Our house" Allison said as her arms was on crossed "...bust up all their nice antiques and shit" Klaus said "Yeah, I don't think the crime-fighting...super nerds are gonna let that go" Luther said as he pointed up on the billboard.

"Let's just think of some place off the radar where we can lie low and not draw attention and also where we can rest" Zach said.

"What kind of a weird ass place are we not gonna draw attention?" Diego asked.

They all thought for a bit until you turned to look at Klaus who was minding his own business as he was swinging with his arms while spinning around a bit.

Klaus stopped spinning when he saw his family looking at him, he thought for a little bit until something came to his mind "I actually have a place in mind" he said with a smile.

"Where?" Natasha asked "Follow me" Klaus said before he went in front of the family and they all follow him.

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