CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR: THE ASSASSIN FAMILY

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Natasha, Zach and Five have travel to 1982 to carry out their mission.

Natasha and Zach was walking next to Five as he was looking down on the paper that The Handler has giving him like he think that staring at the address was going to change anything.

"This is the right place" Five told the two and he glanced up before putting the paper back in his pocket.

The sound of people chattering was heard as they walked past a line of parked cars and a man in a the driver seat of one of the cars, opened the door causing Five to move a bit so he didn't get hit.

They entered the lodge behind they both looked around while Five fixed his blazer before he took a deep breath "This is a stupid deal. She is playing with us" Natasha said "What if she's not" Five said "Mom's right dad, there is something else in this. She is planning something and she is gonna use us" Zach said.

"But this is the only way to get back home" Five said before he looked at his girlfriend and son "Remember why we are doing this, for each other, for our family, to save the world" he said "We know" Natasha said while Zach nodded.

The three then turned left and they stopped next to a blonde woman that was standing by a table, writing something down on a black board in white letters.

The three leaned down trying to get the woman's attention "Excuse me" Natasha said causing the woman to jumped back slightly "Uff da" the woman said, looking at the couple "You three snuck up on me there. If you're looking for the cookies we don't put 'em out till 3:00" she said "We can hardly wait" Five and Zach said in a ionic and emotionlessly and sarcastically tone.

"Uh, do you happen to know where the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?" Zach asked as Five looked looked around the room while messing with his hands "Sure do. Muskellunge Banquest Room" the woman said as she pointed to a door that lead to a hallway making the three to look in that direction "You three looking for your mom? She's in for the convention?" the woman asked the three.

While looking at a vending machine that was standing in the hallway, Five reach his hand into his pocket "Hey, could I get some change?" he asked as he pulled out some money from his blazer pocket before he handed them to the woman.

"Oh, sure, I'll just look in my purse" the woman said as she took the money before she unzipped her fanny pack that was wrapped around her waist.

She put the money in it before she started riffling through the coins while counting them.

The three exhales sharply as Five fixed his blazer's collar. "Only a nickel and a couple of dimes" the woman said as she kept searching "Oh!" she said as she grabbed a coin "You...are...in...luck, mister" she said before she put the coins in Five's palm who closed his hand before he chuckled softly as he moved his hand.

"You know, some say the best luck is to die at the right time" he said and Zach and Natasha nodded while the woman's face dropped.

Five then walked towards the hallway with Zach behind him "Don't mind him, he is like that. But he is an amazing person and an amazing kisser and amazing at other things" Natasha said as she raised a brow causing the woman to look confused at her "Don't tell him that I said that, his ego is too high already, beside if he hear I said that I will never hear the end of it" Natasha said before she walked after Five and Zach.

Five looked down on the money in his hand as the three was walking down the hallway while staring at the door to the room where their target was.

The three stopped by a vending machine "You two want some?" Five asked "No thank you" Natasha said "I'm good" Zach said before the two leaned their back against the wall next to the vending machine with their arms crossed in front of their chest.

Five put some coins in the vending machine before he press the numbers on the machine and clicked another button to buy the Fudge Nutter.

Five then furrowed his brows as the Fudge Nutter got stuck in the vending machine. He then pressed the buttons again before he bent down, messing with the flap at the bottom of the machine "Five" Natasha said "I got it" Five said before he try to put his arm up in the opening "I don't think that would work" Zach said.

Five press another button again just more aggressive but nothing happen which cause him to let out a scoffs as he kept pressing the buttons harder this time.

"Come on" Five said as he grabbed the sides of the machine before he started shaking it while Natasha and Zach rolled their eyes at his childish behavior.

Five then turned and hit his shoulder up against the non glass part of the machine roughly.

"Mom?" Zach asked as he looked at Natasha "Let him, sometimes he need to be aggressive enough for a mission like this, so let him have this thing" she said.

"Stupid" Five said as he grunted while he continued to hit his body against the machine.

He then put his hands on each side of the machine "Stupid mother-Fudge Nutter!" he said as he started shaking the machine more violently.

"Jesus, you are acting like a kid and that comes from me" Zach said as him and Natasha was trying not to laugh by the scene of Five assaulting the machine "Will you help me?" Five asked "No, 'cause I find this so funny" Natasha said "I hate you" Five said "I hate you too" she said.

"Fuckin' Fudge Nutter!" he screamed while grunting as he continued shaking the machine causing Natasha and Zach to let out a chuckled "Yeah, that will help" Zach said sarcastically as the two found it amusement seeing Five assaulting the machine.

Five kept grunting as he aggressive kept shaking the machine more violently causing the food in the machine to fall down from the shelves but not the Fudge Nutter.

He could feel that he got more angry and aggressive, so he took a step back before he threw a kick at the machine's glass causing it to crack.

He scratched the back of his head as he looked around to see if anyone saw it.

"And the winner is my dad, Five Hargreeves" Zach said with a small clap causing Five to glanced at his son and girlfriend who was both clapping.

"Are you done or is there another vending machine you need to assault?" she asked "I'm done" Five said "So you are aggressive enough to kill the board?" she asked and he nodded "Is it wrong that I actually got turn on by that" Natasha said and Five looked at you "Fuck you" he said with a smile "Well, we can do that, but not now. Later" she said before they sent each other a flirting look.

"Gross, please stop flirting in front of me, it's disgusting" Zach said as he was making a face in disgust.

They both then walked closer to the door, walking next to a banquet table. And as they walked past the table, both Natasha and Five slid two of their finger along the frosting of the cake that was standing on the table before they put one finger in their mouth to taste the frosting as they stopped right in front of the door and they looked up at the sign above the doorway.

"Forsting?" Five asked as he put his arm out to Natasha "Yes please" she said before she grabbed his wrist and lick the frosting off his finger.

"Your turn" she said as she put her arm out for him and he grabbed it before licking the forsting off her finger.

"Okay, that is gross, please stop doing that in front of me, those pictures would haunt me" Zach said and the couple smiled "One day you are also gonna meet one that makes your heart melt" Natasha said and Zach rolled his eyes.

The three then looked up at the sign above the doorway

'MIDWEST SOYBEAN SOCIETY'

Five then spotted an axe that was hanging on the wall, he walked over to it before lifting it off the hooks as Natasha pulled out a machete that she had hiding under her clothes while Zach pulled up a dagger from the holster that was hiding under his jacket.

Five tightened his grip right below the blade before he walked over to between Natasha and Zach as he gripped the axe with both hands.

Five and Natasha let out a sigh and they licked their finger one last time before the family looked at each other "Ready?" Five asked them "Ready" they said "Let's get this over with" Five said and the two nodded.

Every member of the Board of Directors was sitting on a long wooden table. Their attention was to the head of the Temps Commission Board of Directors AJ who was sitting at the edge of the table.

AJ was a gold fish in a bowl that was on a robotic human like body.

"Let's move on to article seventeen, please" AJ said.

As soon as Natasha, Zach and Five enter the room holding their weapon, AJ stood up straight from his chair while he leaned forward "You!" he breath out loudly as he put his hands on the long table in front of him "Hello. Miss me" Natasha said with a sarcastic smile and her head titled and everyone gasp as they looked at the three.

"It's the Assassin Family" one of the men said.

"What's they doing--" a woman asked and they all looked at the three who was standing by the double set doors, holding their weapons

You'll never takes us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art

Natasha, Zach and Five knew that AJ and the board don't deserve to die, but it was the only way if they wanted to protect each other, save Five's siblings, save the world, going home and live a normal life, then this was the only way.

"Call security!" AJ said and woman closest to the three pushed herself backwards on the chair towards a small table where the phone was.

Five lifted up the axe as he moved around Zach before charging towards the woman, swinging the axe down on the woman's arm as soon as it touch the phone causing her to scream as her arm was cut in half while the others' eyes widened in fear.

"No!" AJ said as the sound of dial tone hums, beeping was heard.

Then another man that was sitting on the left side of the table, rolled his chair back towards another small table to grab a butter knife that was laying on the table.

You'll never takes us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

But Natasha turned to the left before she lifted her machete, charging at the man and stabbed the machete through the man's palm causing him to scream in pain, she then pulled the machete out before she cut his head off causing blood to splatter out and onto her clothes and the wall next to them while AJ hid under the table in fear.

"That's my girl" Five said as he looked at Natasha with loving eyes.

This, the tale of, reckless love
Living a life of crime on the run
I brush to a gun to paint these states
Green and red

Another man was about to run out the door but Zach kicked him in the leg causing him to fall on the floor and Zach put his foot on the guy's man before he grabbed a piece of the guy's hair before pulling his head back.

Zach put his dagger by the guy's throat and slash it open before letting go of him, making his head fell on the floor.

"That's my boy" Five said.

Natasha turned to look at Five who was looking at her "Just like old times" she said "Just like old times" Five and Zach said before Five moved the axe around, getting it out of the small table.

Everybody freeze
Nobody move
Put the money in the bag
Or we will shoot
Empty out the vault
And me and my doll will be on our way

He looked at the blood on the edge of the axe before he turned around to the rest, sending out a evil and creepy smile.

Our paper faces flood the streets
And if the heat comes close enough to burn
Then we'll play with fire 'cause

Five and Zach blinked to the left side of the table towards three men, killing them with their weapon.

You'll never takes us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art

Two had their organs coming out of their stomach while the other had his forehead slashed open.

You'll never takes us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

Natasha ran to the right side towards a woman who stood up from her chair "Please don't" she beg but Natasha swung her machete towards the woman, cutting off her head causing her body to fell to the floor.

Here we find our omnipotent outlaws
Fall behind the grind tonight
Left unaware that the lone store owner
Won't go down without a fight

Five fix his tie and bust something off his blazer before him and Zach blinked again just as Natasha jumped up on the table before jumping down on the left side of the table just as Zach and Five appeared on the opposite side. And just as Natasha swung her machete, slashing a man's throat, Five swung his axe at a man on his side that grabbed a hold to a small desk while Zach swung his dagger at a man.

Where we gonna go
He's got us pinned
Baby I'm a little scared
Now, don't you quit
He's sounded the alarm
I hear the sirens closing in

Five killed the man, causing the lamp on the desk fell down with the man causing light bulb to shatter. Five picked up a glass of water before taking a sip as the man's dead body and the lamp slide to the floor while Zach killed another man next to the desk.

Our paper faces flood the streets
And if the heat comes close enough to burn
Then we're burning this place to the ground 'cause

"What are you doing?" a man screamed at the two. Five put the glass down and lifted up the axe, before he blinked again and just as Natasha have cut the head off another man, she looked up to see a man was hanging from the ceiling.

The three showed their devotion and a little blind love for their family by killing innocent bystanders without hesitation in order to protect and save them.

You'll never takes us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never takes us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime

People grunted as Natasha, Zach and Five killed them one by one.

Natasha and Five always swung their weapons at the same time, killing one at the same time, like they were one.

The skies are black with lead-filled rain
A morbid painting on display

"No!" AJ shouted again as Natasha killed a man that was on the floor up against the fireplace while Five killed a woman on the opposite side of the table before he blinked again.

This is the night the young love died
Buried at each others side

A man try to crawl over the table but Natasha stabbed her machete right through the man's head just as Five and Zach appeared on the other side of the table behind a two guys that was sitting next to AJ.

You never took us alive
We swore that death would do us part
So now we haunt you in the dark
You never took us alive
We live as ghosts among these streets

The two lifted their weapons, looking around and the guys that Zach and Five had appeared behind didn't move until blood started trickling down their face from a huge cut and they both faceplanted on the table.

Natasha snapped a guy's neck before she looked around.

"You are such a show off, Honey" she said as she glanced at the man that was hanging from the ceiling.

"Just faster" Five said "It's only because you can blink which I hate" Natasha said "Well, you didn't hate it in all the time" he said "Well it was only because it was useful" she said as they looked at each other, knowing that they were both referring to the same. All those time they were having blinking sex.

Lovers and partners
Partners in crime

"Really guys, talking about that when we are on this mission, please stop. I don't wanna cut my ears off" Zachs said as he snapped a guy's neck.

The sound of electricity crackled was heard as AJ peeked up from under the table to see that everyone was dead.

Partners in crime

Then AJ moved his fishbowl head backwards slightly as he saw two par of shoes blinked onto the table and he looked up to see Five, Zach and Natasha looking down at him both covered in blood.

Partners in crime

Five let go of Natasha's hand before the three tilted their heads as they looked down at him.

Partners in crime

"She sent you, didn't she?" AJ asked "Does it really matter now?" Five asked while they were both looking at him, still holding their weapons that was covered in blood.

"Whatever she offered you two, I will double it, tripe it" AJ said with his voice frantically while he was looking at Natasha hoping that she would tell her boyfriend and their son to back down and take his deal instead of The Handler's. But the three didn't care about the money.

"We're not doing this for money" Zach said as Five grabbed the axe with both hands before he lifted it up.

But as he was about to swung the axe, the woman from earlier wrestling Five causing them both to fell down of the table and down on the floor.

"Natasha, Zach" AJ said causing Natasha and Zach to look at him "Please don't do this" AJ said "Gave us one good reason why I should stop" she said "'Cause I was nice to you" AJ said "Name one time where you were nice to me" Natasha said "I didn't torture you and experimented on you. I didn't turn you into a monster and a killer. I didn't transformed you into a living weapon" AJ said "But you didn't do anything about it either, you didn't try to stop The Handler or The Commission from turning me into a living weapon and turning your back to someone you know needs help is one of the worst things you can do" Natasha said "So you are really going to kill me?" AJ asked before he looked at Zach "You are better than this Zach" he said "I know, but it's the only choice we have" Zach said.

"Come on Zach, I babysit you once" AJ said "We're sorry" Natasha and Zach said "So are you really going to kill me?" AJ asked and the two stepped aside before gesturing with their hand for him to go passed them "We'll give you a head start" Natasha said "Otherwise it wouldn't be fun" Zach said as they looked at him with a dark look and AJ got to his feet before he ran out of the room.

"Get off me!" Five said while grunting as he tried to get free from the woman's grip "You're gonna pay that vending machine, little mister" the woman said.

What the hell is wrong with her? Natasha, Zach and Five have just murdered a bunch of people and dead bodies are laying all around in the room but this woman only care about a vending machine that Five broke.

"Yeah?" Five said before he gave her an elbow in the face causing me to get free from her grip "I don't wanna hurt you, all right?" he said still crouching down.

"Hurt me?" the woman said before she turned and punched Five in the mouth causing his hand to shot up to his mouth as he furrowed his brows.

"Oh, I ain't afraid of you, you little pus ball" she said.

But then Natasha punched the woman across the face "Bitch" she said as the woman's body fell to the floor "I'm the only one that is allow to punch him" she said as she was looking at the unconscious woman on the floor.

Five looked around to see that AJ was gone and that the door was opened "Shit" he said before he grabbed what looked like a cricket bat made of out wood.

"Where is Zach?" Five asked as he looked around "He went after AJ" Natasha said "Fuck" Five said.

The couple was about to ran out of the room but then a huge guy walked into the from the right causing the two to stop "You two are done" the guy "Hello Carl" Natasha said and the guy looked at her before his eyes widened "Natasha Romanoff never thought I would see you again. How the fuck are you a kid again?" Carl asked "You know him?" Five asked and Natasha nodded "Yeah I do. He was one of the people I trained with" Natasha said before she looked back at Carl "You go after Zach and kill AJ, I will handle this" she said "You sure?" Five asked "Yeah, I'm sure" she said "Alright" Five said before he blinked away.

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AJ was panting as he was running down the hallway but then suddenly Zach appeared in front of him causing AJ to let out a gasp as he stopped up.

Zach opened up his switchblade "We can make another deal---" but Zach stabbed him in the waist with a switchblade that

Five then blinked next to Zach and in front of AJ "Let me handle this buddy" Five said "He's all yours dad" Zach said.

"No" a voice said and the two looked towards the voice to see Natasha approaching them "Let's us do this together" she said as she was holding two cricket bats in her hands

"Here" she said, handing out on to her son "Thanks" he said as he grabbed it while Natasha went up to them.

"Surely we can come to some form for agreement that benefits both parties. Quid pro quo? What do you say?" AJ asked "Why not?" Five shrugged "Here's your quid" Zach said before he swung the bat at AJ's left side causing him to shriek in pain.

"Here's your pro" Natasha said and swung the bat against AJ's right knee causing him to fell on his knees as he let out a groan in pain while the three just smiled with a sigh.

"No! No! Please don't!" AJ whimpered as the three adjusted the bat in their grip before they put it next to AJ's fish tank, on each side and one on the front "Here's your quo" they said before they swung the bat backwards "NO!" AJ screamed and the three swung the bat forwards, towards AJ's head causing glass to shattered and AJ's body fell to the floor with a thud as the glass and body fell to the floor, the fish flew out of the ball before landing next to the body.

The three looked down at the body and the fish.

Then a door opened and two young women stepped into the hall but stopped when they saw the family "Nothing to see here, walk away" Natasha said and the two women turned around, walking back to where they came from

The three threw their head back, looking up at ceiling with a sigh before they looked back at the body.

The fish AJ jumped up and down on the floor and Natasha found a small plastic bag, filled it with water before putting AJ in it.

"I need to wash the blood on my face" Natasha said before she left.

Five then looked at Zach who had no blood at all on him "Not any blood on you, that's impressive" Five said "You and mom did most of the work and you guys taught me how to kill someone without getting any blood on you" Zach said as he readjust his beanie.

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