4:07 in the morning, lets go

Follow DarkPhantom598 cause they scream and def not writing this book.

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I look out into the distance, my garlic hair flowing behind me. I let out a sigh and pet my pet tiger. "How the fuck did i get you again Tiger," i say to it "well fuck man idk, i should have eaten you up but oh well," it spoke out.

Yvel walks in with yu-gi-oh cards and grins at me "are you ready Carlos?" she says with a menacing tone "how many times do i have to say, my name is 'ass-nuggets-360_69'???" i questioned.

"ye, whatever ass-dick-69," "thats not even??? Ugh, never mind..." i sighed and sat down at the other side. "Do you believe in the hardness of the dick or do you believe in the heart of the dick?" fuckboi-yvel-butts69 asked me and took out her cards.

I inhaled and spoke the words i never thought i would say...

"I only believe in my 12 cm dick, fuckboi," i whisper into the mic. Suddenly fuck-a-duck-Yvel was thrown on a bed and was sent to the shadow realm.

My buddy-chum-pal-breadslice-homeslice-dog-bitchboi-friendo-tiddyman, dick-slayer5000, appeared and smiled happily. "I'm proud of you son, i'm happy you defeated bitch-boi-yvel69,"

I sighed and looked at the bitch boi, "it was easy tho???" i spoke. Everybody suddenly flies off into the succset.

"Wait! Where are you going!?" I yell, reaching my hand towards them as the camera pans around my hand 500 times.

"Hell," they simply say. "THAT DONT MAKE SENSE YOU FUCKBOI," i screech at them and slap them with ham.

Yvel comes over to me and pats my back "how big would Josuke's dick?" she asks.

"It prob is big but smaller than Jonathan's of course," i answer "BUT JONATHAN'S DICK ISN'T BIGGER THAN MY 13 CM DICK,"

"YOUR RIGHT CARLOS, BUT WHO WOULD WIN SMALLEST DICK!?" Yvel screams. "DIO FROM PHANTOM BLOOD WOULD, HIS DICK IS 1 INCH," i scream back "ALSO WEREN'T YOU DEAD???"

"Um, yes butt i came alive cause of the booty???" she had a point "i believed in the heart of the booty," i just laughed and fell over.

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream... It's to get the booty," Giorno spoke. He became the greatest person ever.

"Okay Giorno, you are ridiculously handsome and sweet and attractive, like wtf, stop," Yvel spoke.

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Yeah, i used that crying thing.
Oh wait.
Am i breaking the fourth wall?
🅱lease 🅱ell 🅱e
In the comment ofc

I gasp, 'its 4:49 AM! I should be asleep!' i thought to myself

'nah, i'll spam my friend'

After i spammed my friend cause why not, i go to wattpad and log in my friends acc.

'i need to updatw this book' i speak in my mind.

I get on her acc and go to this book 'time to put this at 1000 or more words' i bring out my keyboard and smirk 'now'

Yvel sighs and pokes at the ground "what wrong yo yo?" i asked her. "i wanna make a ask blog for a character but i don't know which one..."  she sighs and pouts.

"Lemme guess, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?" "yeah..." i look at her "what about a character that suits you?" i recommended, "name a character yo yo," she gangsta'd me.

"Yo yo, you tryna gangsta me yo?" i gangsta'd back. "Yo yo, maybe i am yo," she spoke.

I gasp and throw her a sin "why yo yo? "why not yo yo?"

I sigh.
This girl.
Is hopeless trash.

At least i'm quality trash.

Still trash.

True.

"oooh, btw, have ya read part 5 yet-" i cut her off, "not yet" and she is glaring at me. Menacingly. Oh no.

"Ok Carlos, do i need to shove Vento Aureo in you face yo????" she says "uh.... yes," i say jokingly and grin.

Yvel grabs the Vento Aureo manga "READ,"

Oh shit.

I ran away like my life depended on it. "I'LL READ IT LATER," i scream at her. "LMAO READ NOW," "I DON'T WANT TO??????" "IM UP TO FUCKING PART 7 CARLOS, PLEASE AT LEAST READ PART 5,"

"Mmmmmmmmm......" "please???" "nahhhhhhhhh," "bish why" "why not????" "pls"

I sigh and go to read the manga. "oh man what is going on in this manga wtf oh nooooo,"
"lmao its good aint it? Too bad the real Carlos aint reading it..." she says and looks at the wall "what the fuck"

Suddenly Jotaro slams in with a dolphin onesie and a shark plushie "ocean marine bioligist here to fuck shit up" he speaks.

Then Kakyoin kicks down the wall while eating cherries "yo" he also speaks.

"uh hi" i say, Yvel is hiding and panicing on what to say, i'm confused on what is going on, Jotaro is in a dumb onesie, I want to know if Kakyoin has hip piercing and Yvel is internally screaming.

Karamatsu then slams the door open and Yvel clings onto him automatically. "Hello Karamatsu girls and boys!" he can speak also wtf.

Suddenly Yvel is sent to the shadow realm again, she deserves to go there, and i squint "Okay, what le fuck?"

The dark sith lord Kira suddenly appears and pulls out a hand.

"I AM KINKSHAMING YOU," i move away from him as he gasps "but your only 20$ and i'm 50$!"

I screech "I AM BETTER THAN YOU, YOU AMERICAN RIPOFF!"

He dies and falls to the ground.

Yvel weakly tries to get up and i go to her "don't move yo,"

"Carlos..." she breathes out "yes? What is it???" i answer.

"i.."

"i..?"

"i..ss.."

"iss??"

"A S S  N U G G E T S"

She ascends and i cry.

"D I C K B U T T" i cry out.

Well, i guess you can say she....
ASSENDED!

"im alive Carlos no worries"

"fuck you"

"lmao we know you want to fuck Jotaro"

"we all know you want to fuck Akira Kurusu"

"thats true"

"you should finish this story now, its p boring"

"i dunno where i went with this story, i jast wrote whatever came to mind"

"HAH CAME-"

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Idk where i went with this
I went along with whatever my mind said
Oh well

-V/Carlos/Hoshi/The person who won't read Vento Aureo