Alright. I'd like to begin this book with the simple idea that I do not write that horribly.

The following pieces of "writing" (if you can even call them that) were written purely for the purpose of driving my friends crazy. I'd like to share with you the crappy writing that I've created.

Use this for your entertainment (or misery, it really depends) and for others' entertainment (or misery, if they're like me and hate bad grammar).

If anyone has suggestions, feel free to tell me.

I'll warn you once more:

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BAD GRAMMAR AHEAD.
PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
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Thank you!

- Soph