"I never killed him, he's just asleep."

"I'm sorry I was such a failure."

"Death has claimed me, there is nothing you can do."

"Please let me stab you, I mean your evil."

"Clary is totally in love with Jace."

"Oh look I'm covered in blood, thanks for telling me."

"You are the one thing that keeps me going, I love you sis and don't you ever forget that."

"Father, I am not a monster like you."

"Jace, give me back my cheese before I shove my knife into your wrist."