*out in the countryside Joey and Daniel were watching a nest of rare birds eggs*

*an Owl hooted in the distance*

Daniel: unless I'm very much mistaken, that is a short eared owl

*he pulls out a bird book Joey got him for his birthday*

Daniel: *reading it*, here we are, this is the call of the  short eared owl, *imitating the owl* ooooo, oooooo

Joey: *groaning and rubbing his neck which was stiff*

Daniel: no Joey, it's not uuugghhh, its OOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOH

*soon it was getting late*

Joey: *yawning*: I don't know about you, but I could really do with a nap about now

Daniel: hear hear, but one of us needs to keep watch, I'll keep watch till 4, you can do 4 till 9

*soon Joey was asleep and a bored Daniel pulled out his bird book*

Daniel: *reading it* well well well, good golly, *clicking his tongue* that is truly incredible

Joey: *extremely annoyed and trying to sleep* Daniel shut up

Daniel: sorry, it's just i never realised the rich diversity of bird life you can see on this planet, if you go to Waverly for example you're likely to see the ice-winged Eagle, head down to Cardiff and you stand a chance of seeing the extremely elusive gold chested Hawk

Joey: *absolutely done* and if you walk down our road, take a left into Briggshire Street, you're guaranteed to see the extremely common KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN...NOW SHUT UP

Daniel: *ignoring him* well I never did, you know the gold chested Hawk is honestly one of my favourite birds to exist Joey, they're just so majestic the way they glide throughthe air, you ever seen one before Joey

Joey: *under his breath* yeah, it was chasing you across naboo with a lightsaber

Daniel: I'd love to see one myself, I'd call it Cardiff, you know after the town, good town Cardiff, and seeing a gold chested Hawk would definitely be worth the trip, not to mention the actual train ride, you know, its a really scenic route by rail

Joey: Daniel

Daniel: what

Joey: SHUT UP

*Daniel put the book aside and sat quietly, however he kept making bird noises every now and then*

*Joey buried his head in his blanket trying to drown him out*

*outside an owl listened to them curious*

*later*

*Daniel was checking the time, a few seconds later it chimed 4 O'clock*

Daniel: *clinking a cup and spoon together* RISE AND SHINE, TIME TO WAKE UP JOEY

*Joey awoke suprised*

Daniel: *smirking* alright you, come on, it's my turn for a nap

*Joey nodded and got out the sleeping bag*

*Daniel crawled into his sleeping bag and promptly fell asleep*

Joey: *picking up the bird book and opening it* Right

*he picked a page in the book*

Joey: THE OUTER BILL OF THE BLUE TAILED WARBLER IS PACKED WITH SENSORY CELLS

*Daniel didn't even stir at the noise*

Joey: ENABLING IT TO FOLLOW UNDERGROUND PREY MOVEMENTS

*Daniel didn't wake up, still deeply asleep*

*Joey went to a new page and began reading it*

Joey: THE MATING CALL OF THE SHORT EARED GOES *imitating an owl* AWWOOOO, AWWOOOO

*Daniel shifted slightly in his sleep but didn't wake*

*outside an owl hooted*

*Joey looked at the entrance confused for a moment before repeating the call again*

Joey: AWWOOO, AWWOOO

*there was the sounds of wings as the owl flew away, Joey shot the entrance flap an offended look*

*Joey sighed and put the book aside*

Joey: *looking at Daniel who was still fast asleep* there's just no waking you is there, *looking at the bird book* there's a birthday present I regret getting you now