Crosshair: *first meets batcher* I don't want you

Also Crosshair 2 seconds later: I would die for you

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*The Stryker family are on a road trip*

Joey: dad, Danny fell asleep watching paw patrol

Cobalt: just pause it Joey

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Crosshair: I don't get why you don't trust my judgment

Trix: Crosshair...I've seen your taste in men

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Cody: were gay

Crosshair: we're glad

Cody: but don't tell mom and dad

Crosshair: *pulling out a blaster* or I'll kill you

Cody: CROSSHAIR

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*The Starling family are at a restaurant*

*Katie, Cynthia and James have already decided what they want but Wrecker is still looking at the menu*

Wrecker: Woodfire pizza...aww man, how is pizza gonna get a job now

James and Cynthia: *stifling their laughs*

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Tech: I'm here to read...not relax

Also Tech: brings home 100 books

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Trix: *After one chaotic mission with the bad batch* WTF HAVE I JOINED INTO