The Aquabats vs. The Homestuck

Last time our heroes The Aquabats, recived a ransom note, for their youngest member Rickey Fitness, from the terrible Martian Girl that has returned from PlanetV, who came to earth to eat people meat, and now she plans to use Ricky lure the rest of The Aquabats and have THEM for dinner!
SOME-WHERE- in an empty abandoned ponderrosa parking lot!
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A single tumbleweed rolls across an empty dusty lot, weeds growing in between the cracks in the concrete, the old pondarosa pancakehouse, a faded shell of its former glory.

Near in the center of the lot stood Martian Girl, holding hostage, the Aqaubat, Ricky Fitness,who was tied up quite Haphazardly.

The green girl turns to the kidnapped Aquabat. "Liiiiike- why arn't you struggling?"

She said in her learned, Southern California Valley Girl Accent. It was 'all the rage' in SoCal, after all.

"Oh, do you want me to struggle?" Ricky asked, surprised but willing.

"...uh like... I guess not... but you know I'm like, going to have you for dinner?"
She apprehensivly replied right as the Battletram ripped around the corner and flew into the parking lot before slamming on the brakes, burning rubber in the process.

Just then, the door flies open, and out jumps the MC Bat Commander, and behind him, Crash McLarson, And Eaglebones Falconhawk.

"Oh man, Ricky!? lil Homie, are you ok?!" The Commander calls out to him.

Afraid to get any closer for fear of a trap.
Why else be wide out in the open?

"Yeah, dont worry, guys! I've got her right where I want her!" Ricky shouted enthusiastically to his bandmates.

Eaglebones rolled his eyes, and Crash nervously moved his weight from one foot to the other, in a rhythmic and calming way.

"Ohohh~ I can't wait to eat you up." Martian Girl Laughs at Ricky's comment before turning back to The Aquabats.
"Last time you saw me, The Aquabats, I had made my escape, and flew back off into space!"

"Back to planet V!" All the Aquabats say in unison.

"Or so you thought! but sadly, none of my girl friends wanted
to get in on this fatty buffet-"

"Hey!" The MCBC offendedly shouted to fatty.

"So, like, I rang up some of my online friends from The plantet Alternia, and I didn't have to do much convincing to have them follow my command,
they hate this planet, like, alot!" The green girl gloated.

"We've fought all types of aliens before. This'll be a piece of cake!" The Commander retorted.

Martain Girl Laughed "But this time you can't fight, you can't win! You can't fight the homestuck!"

That must've been the cue words because just then, the doors of the abandoned pancakehouse slammed open and out menacingly came 3 gray aliens, with strange candy corn colored horns growing from their heads

"Commander, they have horns!" Crash McLarson exclaimed at the sight of the Trolls.

"WHAT THE WAHAAA?!" The Commander shouted.

Eaglebones looked to their leader for guidance. "Commander, we need a plan of attack!

"I have a plan! Attack!!" The MCBC shouted before charging directly for their kidnapped comrade.
The bluenette stuck out one of her silver stompy space boots at the end of her legs, tripping the Commander into a tumble. He skidded on the concrete, only sustaining a few minor scrapes.

The Commander came skidding to stop, directly in front of the shortest, most gremlin-like of the alien grunts.

The Commander made eye contact for a brief second before the alien Karkat brought down one of his sicklekind strife weapons with one swift motion. The Commander dodged it by quickly rolling to the side. He barely had time to stand up before the other sickle swiped at him, almost tearing his aqua action togs.

Karkat swings wildly as the Commander makes huge jumping motions away from the bright blades.
Just as there was an opening, the Commander snapped up Karkats's wrists, one right after the other. Stopping his vicious swipes.

The alien growled before the MCBC thought of only one more counterattack; kicking him where the sun nevershines. The alien troll collapsed to the ground.

The Bat Commander started dusting himself off, proud of his quick thinking. As another Gray colored ghoul took a swing with a metal arm right for his handsome face!

He tripped backwards, and the punch landed on the old concrete, smashing it into rubble.
(But if you ask him. He will say he dodged it with ease)

"Craaaash!~" the Leader Bat sang/called to his friend as he retreated.

Crash McLarson ran in to tag out the Commander.

Crash grows to twice his original size and starts to wind up his arm. Right before he threw the first punch. This Troll, Vriska, initiated the ancient fighting style Roshambo (Rock/paper/sissors)
"Best two out of three?" She Laughs.

Crash's eyes gleamed as he winded up for the first outcome.

He threw paper; Vriska threw sissors.
Loss for Crash.
Crash threw rock and Virska threw rock.
A tie!
Crash knew this was the third round and knew he had to make it count.

Virska threw paper; and Crash threw a punch! Kicking Vriska backward into the abandoned building.
Kakyoin style!

There was the sound of a terrifying motor starting up. Crash's eyes are drawn right toward the source of the sound.

The third and final alien troll was wielding a revving chainsaw.

The sight of a hot alien chick waving around a chainsaw frightened him a little bit, and he lost control of his emotional controlled growing powers and shrank back down to his normal size.

Just then, Eaglebones Falconhawk started running in to help out his frozen friend.

Kanaya laughs at the sight of the skinny man with a left-handed guitar, approaching her; and her roaring strife wepon.

Eaglebones pointed the headstock of his wepon of choice at the glowing Troll. Before slamming his hand down in a perfect strum. Charging up the electrical components inside before shooting out a great bolt of lighting right at her.

Sending her flying right back through the glass double doors of the abandoned building.

Shattered glass raining down on the dry pavement.

Now, with all the trolling minions down for the count. Our heros The Aquabats run towards Ricky, still in Martian Girl's evil gluttonous clutches

"No! Nooo!! Barf me out! Gag me with a spoon! This is BoGUS!" Martian Girl screeches as the Aquabats pry Ricky from her hands.

Crash Holds Ricky in a tight hug "Its ok, Ricky, you're safe now!"

"I told you it would be a piece of cake, now get ur sorry butts off our planet." The MCBC commanded.

The homestuck trolls start to lazily peel themselves off the ground. "That 'homie' has a deathwish!" Vriska mocked.

"You can say she's on his... bucket list." Karkat snickered.

The trolls laugh at the lewd and morbid joke.

"Come on, let's get out of here then." Kanaya said sophisticatedly and board.

The trolls laugh as they start to leave the empty lot, as if they had just grown board with their little adventure.

"Wait, like, where are you guys going?! We like carpooled! and I drove!" Martian Girl cries as she follows after the other Aliens.

Ricky Pouted "Commander, She was gonna have us for dinner!"

all of The Aquabats laugh

"I guess what they say is true. Love is blind." The comander says in a teaching moment tone.
🎶Learning and growing🎶

"Come on, Ricky, guys, let's go get something to eat!" The comammander jovially laughs.